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10/5/2011 8:26:12 AM EDT
I was wondering, well my ceiling fan in my room doesn't work any more. My wife went to the doctor this morning and she hasn't got back yet and I got into the vodka. I was fingering my rifle and pulled the trigger and shot a hole in the ceiling and noe the fan stopped working.  She will be mad. I did not shoot the fan and the hole is not vey big where the bullet went. I wonder how much to fix the fan it wont spin no more, thank you/
10/5/2011 8:28:34 AM EDT
[#1]
About $100 for a new one at lowes.

Pics of wife and damaged fan?
10/5/2011 8:29:11 AM EDT
[#2]
You shot the ceiling and the fan stopped working?


Shoot it again, it might start back up.
10/5/2011 8:30:22 AM EDT
[#3]
Uh. OK.
10/5/2011 8:31:28 AM EDT
[#4]
Make sure the switch is turned off.  If you shot a hot wire, there is a chance it could start a fire.  Call an electrician.

ETA - Cease fire.
10/5/2011 8:31:33 AM EDT
[#5]
I did not shot the fsn an My wife is not home so i git no picture of her but she is mean and you don;'t want to see a picture of my mean wifer
10/5/2011 8:32:55 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Make sure the switch is turned off.  If you shot a hot wire, there is a chance it could start a fire.  Call an electrician.


This.  The round likely cut the power to the fan and/or something else.  It's a fire hazard; a huge one.  Call an electrician.

10/5/2011 8:35:18 AM EDT
[#7]
I jes shot it again but about a inch where it went before but the fan spins no more, i will be in trouble. fuck
10/5/2011 8:35:31 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
I did not shot the fsn an My wife is not home so i git no picture of her but she is mean and you don;'t want to see a picture of my mean wifer


Thats probably the funniest shit I have ever read on all of ARFCOM.



10/5/2011 8:36:54 AM EDT
[#9]
God, this place never disappoints!

10/5/2011 8:37:07 AM EDT
[#10]
I am literaly sitting here laughing out fucking loud!

People are giving me all kinds of WTF looks!

What did ya shoot it with?
10/5/2011 8:37:48 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I did not shot the fsn an My wife is not home so i git no picture of her but she is mean and you don;'t want to see a picture of my mean wifer


Thats probably the funniest shit I have ever read on all of ARFCOM.






LOL, "my mean wifer" should become the next big phrase on ARfcom.  

10/5/2011 8:37:56 AM EDT
[#12]
You shot an electrical cable, Sparky.





10/5/2011 8:38:06 AM EDT
[#13]
Are you sure you didnt mean to say "mom" instead of "wife?

You likley shot one of 2 possible wires. The constant hot that runs all along that circuit, or the one that runs from the switch to the fan.
Either way it sound like you need an electrician since- well, trust me...just call someone who knows what they are doing.
10/5/2011 8:38:47 AM EDT
[#14]
http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1236742_.html



If you are in a wheelchair and drunk, I would suggest you put the rifle down.




10/5/2011 8:39:42 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I did not shot the fsn an My wife is not home so i git no picture of her but she is mean and you don;'t want to see a picture of my mean wifer


Thats probably the funniest shit I have ever read on all of ARFCOM.






LOL, "my mean wifer" should become the next big phrase on ARfcom.  



Hell yeah!

This thread is going places
10/5/2011 8:39:49 AM EDT
[#16]
You are shooting your fan more than once? First time was an accident and now you're shooting your fan on purpose?  

Sweeeet.
10/5/2011 8:40:37 AM EDT
[#17]
I just shotb the fukin fan, never mind, i am fuckeded
10/5/2011 8:42:44 AM EDT
[#18]
You went and got all excited about your upcoming range trip huh?

My suggesting... play stupid.



Disclaimer: I'm a 3rd shifter who has also had a couplefew drinks, use this advise at your own peril!
10/5/2011 8:43:55 AM EDT
[#19]
10/5/2011 8:44:54 AM EDT
[#20]
Forget about the fan,you better call a roofer before the next rain.

ETA oops you're in TX never mind never mind about the rain,worry about the fan.
10/5/2011 8:45:02 AM EDT
[#21]
Somebody post the "Don't Drink & Post" pic - I can't access PB from here....
10/5/2011 8:46:46 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Forget about the fan,you better call a roofer before the next rain.

ETA oops you're in TX never mind never mind about the rain,worry about the fan.


dammit, I was just going to say what you ETA'd!
10/5/2011 8:48:16 AM EDT
[#23]


IT DONT SPIN NO MORE
10/5/2011 8:49:38 AM EDT
[#24]
I have put my rilef down and i am tru for the day, f o real  
10/5/2011 8:49:56 AM EDT
[#25]
No way this is real, but it's funny none the less.
10/5/2011 8:52:16 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
I have put my rilef down and i am tru for the day, f o real  


Since you're done shooting, it would be a good time to go for a drive.
10/5/2011 8:54:02 AM EDT
[#27]
10/5/2011 8:57:02 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
I have put my rilef down and i am tru for the day, f o real  


Im glad you put teh rilef down but dont be done just yet!
10/5/2011 8:57:45 AM EDT
[#29]
whem she gets home i will play teh stoopid, my dog will take the rap he tol me he woud.
10/5/2011 9:01:55 AM EDT
[#30]
how the fuck an i gone to blame 3 holesv ona dog, i am   in trouble
10/5/2011 9:02:21 AM EDT
[#31]
Do you believe him? Some breeds are known liars.
10/5/2011 9:03:35 AM EDT
[#32]


If you really did this, you should probably turn off the breaker for that wire until you have someone check it out.
10/5/2011 9:03:50 AM EDT
[#33]
Holy shit
10/5/2011 9:04:33 AM EDT
[#34]
Needs moar poll.  

Predict OP's cause of death:

1) ND


2) Electrical fire


3) Liver failure


4) Mean wifer

5) ???

 
10/5/2011 9:06:26 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Needs moar poll.  
Predict OP's cause of death:
1) ND
2) Electrical fire
3) Liver failure
4) ???


5) Murdered by dog for blaming dumb shit on him.
10/5/2011 9:09:13 AM EDT
[#36]
Tag for the lulz
10/5/2011 9:10:20 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
how the fuck an i gone to blame 3 holesv ona dog, i am   in trouble


I like you OP.
10/5/2011 9:10:44 AM EDT
[#38]
I did not shoot the fan my man
To shoot the fan was not my plan
But shoot I did and fan slow down
No longer it go round and round
I turn the switch it still don't work
I feel so sad, je suis le jerk
I break the fan I wreck my life
Now fate awaits from big mean wife
My apprehension it be growing
I must flee fuck it I'm foing

10/5/2011 9:11:15 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Needs moar poll.  
Predict OP's cause of death:
1) ND
2) Electrical fire
3) Liver failure
4) ???


5) Murdered by dog for blaming dumb shit on him.


All of the above!
10/5/2011 9:12:26 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
I did not shoot the fan my man
To shoot the fan was not my plan
But shoot I did and fan slow down
No longer it go round and round
I turn the switch it still don't work
I feel so sad, je suis le jerk
I break the fan I wreck my life
Now fate awaits from big mean wife
My apprehension it be growing
I must flee fuck it I'm foing



10/5/2011 9:13:31 AM EDT
[#41]



Quoted:


I did not shoot the fan my man

To shoot the fan was not my plan

But shoot I did and fan slow down

No longer it go round and round

I turn the switch it still don't work

I feel so sad, je suis le jerk

I break the fan I wreck my life

Now fate awaits from big mean wife

My apprehension it be growing

I must flee fuck it I'm foing





Jesus, I'm in tears over here!  Well done!

 
10/5/2011 9:16:05 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
I did not shoot the fan my man
To shoot the fan was not my plan
But shoot I did and fan slow down
No longer it go round and round
I turn the switch it still don't work
I feel so sad, je suis le jerk
I break the fan I wreck my life
Now fate awaits from big mean wife
My apprehension it be growing
I must flee fuck it I'm foing



That is impressive!


Kudos to you sir!
10/5/2011 9:21:16 AM EDT
[#43]

Funny shit but be careful those bullets might go through your walls and kill somebody.
10/5/2011 9:24:24 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
I did not shoot the fan my man
To shoot the fan was not my plan
But shoot I did and fan slow down
No longer it go round and round
I turn the switch it still don't work
I feel so sad, je suis le jerk
I break the fan I wreck my life
Now fate awaits from big mean wife
My apprehension it be growing
I must flee fuck it I'm foing



I can't handle much more
10/5/2011 9:36:50 AM EDT
[#45]
OP, I have no idea if you're serious or not, but please please please please don't drink and screw around with a loaded firearm anymore.  Ok?  

Nobody wants to read "We lost a member to an ND last night" story.

If you're making this shit up, you have delivered.
10/5/2011 9:39:49 AM EDT
[#46]
LOL!
10/5/2011 9:53:48 AM EDT
[#47]
if...and a big IF
wouldnt be suprised if you now have holes in roof now...

would be a very slim chance you managed to shoot the wire running to the fan....very very slim
nevermind I just need to back out of this thread
with a new term..."mean wifer"
10/5/2011 10:15:39 AM EDT
[#48]
This is truly a SHTF situation.




*shot hit the fan
10/5/2011 10:17:44 AM EDT
[#49]

10/5/2011 10:31:40 AM EDT
[#50]
Vodka can always be counted on to turn a boring story into an epic story.

Vodka delivers.  So blame it on the vodka.

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