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Posted: 9/23/2004 11:31:16 AM EDT
What a damn Lurch-Faced asshole.......bit I regress.
Caption this pic: 
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Posted: 9/23/2004 11:32:11 AM EDT
[#1]
"sir, may i squueze your nipple?"
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Posted: 9/23/2004 11:33:21 AM EDT
[#2]
"As you can tell, I only have THIS much Botox left in my system...time for a refill".
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Posted: 9/23/2004 11:34:20 AM EDT
[#3]
In my best Get Smart voice. "Missed it by this much"
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Posted: 9/23/2004 11:34:22 AM EDT
[#4]
"I have about this much chance of winning this election."
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Posted: 9/23/2004 11:54:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/23/2004 11:54:57 AM EDT
[#6]
"The Us has about this much credibility in the world, The US is evil. All hail Allah ".
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Posted: 9/23/2004 8:13:33 PM EDT
[#7]
What was I saying? Oh yes, between my thumb and my forefinger lies a little birdie and this little birdie says you should vote for me. Because that's about the best reason I'll give you to vote for me. Because everything else I say, or a have said, or I mean aaah aah shoot. I can't remember if I was going to say this or if I already said it. Well regardless of my confusion on all subjects, I'm clearly the better candidate.
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Posted: 9/23/2004 8:15:34 PM EDT
[#8]
The scratch suffered for my second Purple Heart was this big.
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Posted: 9/23/2004 8:19:20 PM EDT
[#9]
"I kid you not, i am so anal retentive, that shit has clooged my braiin and i hallucinate regularly as a result, take the situation in Iraq as an example, I have hallucinations so vivid that we are losing that it has become reality and i'm using it in my campaign!"
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Posted: 9/23/2004 8:19:53 PM EDT
[#10]
this is how much I care about John Q. Public
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Posted: 9/23/2004 8:29:13 PM EDT
[#11]
"This is me playing the worlds smallest violin for America"
BTW, He really needs to clip his nails. |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 8:31:22 PM EDT
[#12]
I have 2 brains, the first brain is thhhhhiiiiss big <makes thumb and finger gesture> and the other is just a lil teeny one.
MT |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 8:32:29 PM EDT
[#13]
"This is how large my brain is when it is twice as big as it normally is" |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 8:35:24 PM EDT
[#14]
LMFAO! Oh yeah! |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 8:37:47 PM EDT
[#15]
"Presidential hopeful John Kerry commented today how big he feels in the presence of real men, citing this as an unfair advantage for President Bush in the upcoming debates." |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 8:43:12 PM EDT
[#16]
My peepee is this big. |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 8:47:33 PM EDT
[#17]
I have this much of a chance in November |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 8:58:03 PM EDT
[#18]
"Kill just 'this' many of them." |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:14:55 PM EDT
[#19]
 [DuckVoice] ASSHAT![/DuckVoice] |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:21:00 PM EDT
[#20]
OK, OK....It took me a while to come up with that. My original idea focused on how green he looked. But I couldn't come up with anything really new or original. |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:25:06 PM EDT
[#21]
"I've got THIS much function from my Liver. Just look at my jaundiced skin tone"
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Posted: 9/24/2004 3:37:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/24/2004 3:53:25 AM EDT
[#23]
"I've got this much honor and integrity"
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Posted: 9/24/2004 4:04:42 AM EDT
[#24]
I saw Teresa naked last week....my peepee shrank to half it's normal size...oh, say, about this big....
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Posted: 9/24/2004 4:08:07 AM EDT
[#25]
I'm crushing your head! Crush! Crush!
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