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Posted: 9/23/2004 11:31:16 AM EDT
What a damn Lurch-Faced asshole.......bit I regress.

Caption this pic:

Link Posted: 9/23/2004 11:32:11 AM EDT
"sir, may i squueze your nipple?"
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 11:33:21 AM EDT
"As you can tell, I only have THIS much Botox left in my system...time for a refill".
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 11:34:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2004 11:35:41 AM EDT by ar50troll]
In my best Get Smart voice. "Missed it by this much"
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 11:34:22 AM EDT
"I have about this much chance of winning this election."
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 11:54:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 11:54:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2004 11:55:27 AM EDT by r1tual]
"The Us has about this much credibility in the world, The US is evil. All hail Allah ".
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:13:33 PM EDT
What was I saying? Oh yes, between my thumb and my forefinger lies a little birdie and this little birdie says you should vote for me. Because that's about the best reason I'll give you to vote for me. Because everything else I say, or a have said, or I mean aaah aah shoot. I can't remember if I was going to say this or if I already said it. Well regardless of my confusion on all subjects, I'm clearly the better candidate.

Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:15:34 PM EDT
The scratch suffered for my second Purple Heart was this big.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:19:20 PM EDT
"I kid you not, i am so anal retentive, that shit has clooged my braiin and i hallucinate regularly as a result, take the situation in Iraq as an example, I have hallucinations so vivid that we are losing that it has become reality and i'm using it in my campaign!"
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:19:53 PM EDT
this is how much I care about John Q. Public
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:29:13 PM EDT
"This is me playing the worlds smallest violin for America"

BTW, He really needs to clip his nails.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:31:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2004 8:32:31 PM EDT by MT_Pockets]
I have 2 brains, the first brain is thhhhhiiiiss big <makes thumb and finger gesture> and the other is just a lil teeny one.

Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:32:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LABLOVER:
What a damn Lurch-Faced asshole.......bit I regress.

Caption this pic:


"This is how large my brain is when it is twice as big as it normally is"
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:35:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JCKnife:

LMFAO! Oh yeah!
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:37:47 PM EDT

"Presidential hopeful John Kerry commented today how big he feels in the presence of real men, citing this as an unfair advantage for President Bush in the upcoming debates."
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:43:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2004 8:43:54 PM EDT by _Ugly_]

My peepee is this big.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:47:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2004 8:48:53 PM EDT by CFII]

Originally Posted By LABLOVER:

I have this much of a chance in November
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:58:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2004 8:59:08 PM EDT by The_Macallan]

"Kill just 'this' many of them."

Link Posted: 9/23/2004 9:14:55 PM EDT

[DuckVoice] ASSHAT![/DuckVoice]
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 9:21:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By _Ugly_:

My peepee is this big.

Beat me to it!

OK, OK....It took me a while to come up with that.
My original idea focused on how green he looked. But I couldn't come up with anything really new or original.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 9:25:06 PM EDT
"I've got THIS much function from my Liver. Just look at my jaundiced skin tone"
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 3:37:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:
"sir, may i squueze your nipple?"

Link Posted: 9/24/2004 3:53:25 AM EDT
"I've got this much honor and integrity"
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 4:04:42 AM EDT
I saw Teresa naked last week....my peepee shrank to half it's normal size...oh, say, about this big....
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 4:08:07 AM EDT
I'm crushing your head! Crush! Crush!
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