It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!
Posted: 5/30/2008 1:14:04 PM EDT
[#2]
POWs await their demise via Russian Roulette. The ones who don't die may eventually go home. A la "The Deer Hunter"
Posted: 5/30/2008 1:14:11 PM EDT
[#3]
" Are you kids going to stop wetting the bed now ?"
Posted: 5/30/2008 1:15:54 PM EDT
[#4]
Look, Daddy's not gonna get rid of his pet sharks. Do you want to swim or not?
Posted: 5/30/2008 1:17:50 PM EDT
[#5]
Quint: Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.
Posted: 5/30/2008 1:18:51 PM EDT
[#6]
You're going to need a bigger boat.
Posted: 5/30/2008 1:27:59 PM EDT
[#7]
Honey, I'm NOT paranoid. Sharks live in the water. The pool is full of water. There obviously are sharks there!
Posted: 5/30/2008 1:29:41 PM EDT
[#8]
Dad: Stop your crying, do you think David Blane cried? Kids: I think he chose to do that. Dad: Good point, either way you're mom and I will be back Monday, good luck.
Posted: 5/30/2008 1:30:59 PM EDT
[#9]
"What are they? Some kind of half-assed astronauts??" to those in the know..
Posted: 5/30/2008 1:33:57 PM EDT
[#10]
Faced with the threat of the dreaded Pool Shark, one family has implemented an innovative new strategy to keep safe while having some summertime fun...
Posted: 5/30/2008 1:36:00 PM EDT
[#11]
Hillary/Obama childcare program
Posted: 5/30/2008 1:37:05 PM EDT
[#12]
no child left behind
Posted: 5/30/2008 7:32:07 PM EDT
[#13]
It's right up there with when Steve Irwin held his infant feet away from the croc.
to those in the know..
