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Posted: 7/29/2002 5:55:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/29/2002 5:58:39 PM EDT
[#1]
Jorge 0

American Flag 1
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 5:58:56 PM EDT
[#2]
I knew I shouldn't light a fart after eating at Taco bell!

[flame]
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 5:59:16 PM EDT
[#3]
They don't call them [b]Fuego beans[/b] for nothing!
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 6:00:52 PM EDT
[#4]
Come se dice "Preparation H" en espanol?
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 6:05:47 PM EDT
[#5]
"Hey amigos, watch this"!
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 6:07:58 PM EDT
[#6]
Jorge desperately looks for his lost contact lens.
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 6:08:49 PM EDT
[#7]
In yet another amazing twist to the "Flaming Backpack Saga", TREETOP shows everyone on the tarmac that a flaming backpack [u]will[/u] [u]not[/u] hurt anything!!!

[flame][flame][flame]

Link Posted: 7/29/2002 6:09:19 PM EDT
[#8]
"Regular, or Extra Crispy?
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 6:13:01 PM EDT
[#9]
Hey amigos, who wants a hot dog.
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 6:13:03 PM EDT
[#10]
The doctor said the clap was like pissing fire, but what the hell...!?!?!
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 6:15:12 PM EDT
[#11]
Oh oh I think this will leave a mark in the morning.
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 6:16:37 PM EDT
[#12]
Those damm bic lighters.
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 6:17:53 PM EDT
[#13]
I WILL WRESTLE THIS FLAMING MONSTER TO THE GROUND AND MAKE HIM SUBMIT !!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 6:19:30 PM EDT
[#14]
fire dancing new teen craze film at 11
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 6:20:30 PM EDT
[#15]
Since the budget cuts, Mexico's space program has been testing inexpensive suppository rockets to send men into orbit.
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 6:23:19 PM EDT
[#16]
OK, I guess that M-1000 wasn't a dud after all.
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 6:26:53 PM EDT
[#17]
[size=6]Never play twister with a ball of fire![/size=6]


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Link Posted: 7/29/2002 6:28:04 PM EDT
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Poor Pradeep, always chased (but never caught) by the hottest chicks in India, now realizes that he is a flaming homosexual.

His mom knew something was up when she caught him wearing her bindee =(

DA
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 6:39:46 PM EDT
[#19]
Associated press-07-29-02,
"The Indonesian military is currenty testing new motivation techniques for it's physical training protocol......"
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 7:04:32 PM EDT
[#20]
do you guys smell smoke?
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 7:07:47 PM EDT
[#21]
Shheeeeiitt!!!  Anybody can BREATH fire.
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 7:09:23 PM EDT
[#22]
Some gift!! And it was so pleasantly wrapped.




"When you care enough - to send the very best"
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 7:26:33 PM EDT
[#23]
I hope you're enjoying your tour of Texas.

On your left is beautiful downtown Dallas...

and on your right, is a flamming mexican...
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 7:35:15 PM EDT
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*singing* Chestnuts roasting on an open fire......

Link Posted: 7/29/2002 7:48:24 PM EDT
[#25]
"Holy sheit!!"
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 7:51:54 PM EDT
[#26]
"I said drop and give me twenty, maggot.  And this time don't forget to count them off!!!"

Link Posted: 7/29/2002 7:58:12 PM EDT
[#27]
ayyy holms... hold my corona... now watch this.
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 7:59:30 PM EDT
[#28]
Her nickname was "fire-crotch"
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 8:06:12 PM EDT
[#29]
bet that didnt feel so good!
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 8:18:49 PM EDT
[#30]
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Anybody got a Nomex suit for my gerbil?
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 9:17:47 PM EDT
[#31]
Pablo does a burn-out while waiting for the light to change at the border crossing.
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 9:25:56 PM EDT
[#32]
Jorge's fire dancing skills do not impress the ladies.
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 9:40:00 PM EDT
[#33]
Cajones caliente! Agua por pa voir!


(Just a guess, no habla espanol)
Link Posted: 7/30/2002 12:44:21 AM EDT
[#34]
Note to self...

Discontinue using lighter fluid as stain remover.
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