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11/10/2010 1:07:04 PM EDT

11/10/2010 1:07:56 PM EDT
[#1]
Tag for hilarity.
11/10/2010 1:08:30 PM EDT
[#2]
These aren't the terrorists you are looking for.  
11/10/2010 1:09:04 PM EDT
[#3]
They are finally profiling!  We are now safe!
11/10/2010 1:09:35 PM EDT
[#4]


I won't be patted down just to get on a plane.



I won't be irradiated and examined in the nude just to get on a plane.



So I guess I won't be getting on no plane.




11/10/2010 1:10:30 PM EDT
[#5]
"Are they real?"
11/10/2010 1:12:29 PM EDT
[#6]
Oh I pray to the tittie god, make mine perky.
11/10/2010 1:12:35 PM EDT
[#7]
Are these your knee caps or nipples ma'am?  lol
11/10/2010 1:18:49 PM EDT
[#8]
TSA Fupa is FUPALICIOUS!
11/10/2010 1:18:49 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:

I won't be patted down just to get on a plane.

I won't be irradiated and examined in the nude just to get on a plane.

So I guess I won't be getting on no plane.



"Typical white person" ( I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down )

Anyway:

I get patted down EVERY TIME I FLY  

4 times a year = 8 pat downs= 8 random people touching my boobs in a airport...and OH they def touch them.
11/10/2010 1:23:12 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Quoted:

I won't be patted down just to get on a plane.

I won't be irradiated and examined in the nude just to get on a plane.

So I guess I won't be getting on no plane.



"Typical white person" ( I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down )

Anyway:

I get patted down EVERY TIME I FLY  

4 times a year = 8 pat downs= 8 random people touching my boobs in a airport...and OH they def touch them.



Note to self:  Get a job at the TSA patting down the hot chicks in the airport.
11/10/2010 1:25:03 PM EDT
[#11]
I'm gonna have to spread them and check in between.
11/10/2010 1:33:06 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:

 

8 random people touching my boobs in a airport...and OH they def touch them.



Ok, did ANY of those 8 people even work at the airport? Or were they the other passengers??








Oh, and pics or it didn't happen!!!



11/10/2010 1:36:06 PM EDT
[#13]



"Open the door and see all the people!"



11/10/2010 1:39:23 PM EDT
[#14]
1st real post nails it.  
11/10/2010 1:44:04 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Quoted:

I won't be patted down just to get on a plane.

I won't be irradiated and examined in the nude just to get on a plane.

So I guess I won't be getting on no plane.



"Typical white person" ( I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down )

Anyway:

I get patted down EVERY TIME I FLY  

4 times a year = 8 pat downs= 8 random people touching my boobs in a airport...and OH they def touch them.


Ugh.  I find this to be repugnant.  I guess it's the old fashioned southerner in me coming out.  If it were just men it'd be fine, but handling a lady like that around is grounds for an epic ass kicking.
11/10/2010 1:44:28 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

I won't be patted down just to get on a plane.

I won't be irradiated and examined in the nude just to get on a plane.

So I guess I won't be getting on no plane.



"Typical white person" ( I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down )

Anyway:

I get patted down EVERY TIME I FLY  

4 times a year = 8 pat downs= 8 random people touching my boobs in a airport...and OH they def touch them.



Note to self:  Get a job at the TSA patting down the hot chicks in the airport.


The problem with that plan is you have to pat down all the chicks.....hot or not.
11/10/2010 1:46:38 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

I won't be patted down just to get on a plane.

I won't be irradiated and examined in the nude just to get on a plane.

So I guess I won't be getting on no plane.



"Typical white person" ( I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down )

Anyway:

I get patted down EVERY TIME I FLY  

4 times a year = 8 pat downs= 8 random people touching my boobs in a airport...and OH they def touch them.



Note to self:  Get a job at the TSA patting down the hot chicks in the airport.


The problem with that plan is you have to pat down all the chicks.....hot or not.



And the fat ones have more places to check.

Although they might give you one of those mirrors on a stick that they use for looking under vehicles.


11/10/2010 1:47:38 PM EDT
[#18]


I just spit on my screen

11/10/2010 1:49:22 PM EDT
[#19]
Two girls one B cup.
11/10/2010 1:52:29 PM EDT
[#20]
I didn't think oranges in socks were prohibited.

11/10/2010 1:55:32 PM EDT
[#21]

11/10/2010 2:07:41 PM EDT
[#22]
"I promise, this is the last time I'll cup my fart.  Now, what did I have for lunch?"
11/10/2010 2:09:35 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:

I won't be patted down just to get on a plane.

I won't be irradiated and examined in the nude just to get on a plane.

So I guess I won't be getting on no plane.



"Typical white person" ( I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down )

Anyway:

I get patted down EVERY TIME I FLY  

4 times a year = 8 pat downs= 8 random people touching my boobs in a airport...and OH they def touch them.


I ve seen your profile pic, Id be pattin u down too

11/10/2010 2:38:12 PM EDT
[#24]



Quoted:



Ugh.  I find this to be repugnant.  I guess it's the old fashioned southerner in me coming out.  If it were just men it'd be fine, but handling a lady like that around is grounds for an epic ass kicking.


Agreed.





 
11/10/2010 2:41:11 PM EDT
[#25]
I know most TSA women are not hot, so it would likely be a DO NOT WANT scenario.  But.  What if I opted for the pat down but said I was gay and therefore uncomfortable with a man performing the pat down?
11/10/2010 2:41:45 PM EDT
[#26]
HIAaaa YAaaa!!! karate chop!!!
11/10/2010 2:41:52 PM EDT
[#27]
I was in uniform going back to Iraq from leave in 2008. The metal detector went off due to the foil in a pack of cigarettes that was in my shoulder pocket. They pulled me to the side and gave me the full treatment.
11/10/2010 2:42:38 PM EDT
[#28]



Quoted:


I know most TSA women are not hot, so it would likely be a DO NOT WANT scenario.  But.  What if I opted for the pat down but said I was gay and therefore uncomfortable with a man performing the pat down?


Bertha would do it.
 
11/10/2010 2:44:10 PM EDT
[#29]
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
Benjamin Franklin


You get what you deserve.

11/10/2010 3:07:58 PM EDT
[#30]



Quoted:


I was in uniform going back to Iraq from leave in 2008. The metal detector went off due to the foil in a pack of cigarettes that was in my shoulder pocket. They pulled me to the side and gave me the full treatment.


I wonder if they appreciated the irony.





 
11/10/2010 3:14:16 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
Benjamin Franklin


You get what you deserve.



This guy understands the situation fully.
11/10/2010 3:15:14 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:

Quoted:
I was in uniform going back to Iraq from leave in 2008. The metal detector went off due to the foil in a pack of cigarettes that was in my shoulder pocket. They pulled me to the side and gave me the full treatment.

I wonder if they appreciated the irony.

 


I don't give a fuck. The TSA can eat shit and die.

I don't fly anymore.
11/10/2010 3:15:38 PM EDT
[#33]
Sickening...
11/10/2010 3:15:38 PM EDT
[#34]




Quoted:



Quoted:



I won't be patted down just to get on a plane.



I won't be irradiated and examined in the nude just to get on a plane.



So I guess I won't be getting on no plane.







"Typical white person" ( I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down )



Anyway:



I get patted down EVERY TIME I FLY



4 times a year = 8 pat downs= 8 random people touching my boobs in a airport...and OH they def touch them.


You don't really fly to travel, do you ? ;)
11/10/2010 3:17:33 PM EDT
[#35]




Quoted:



Quoted:



I won't be patted down just to get on a plane.



I won't be irradiated and examined in the nude just to get on a plane.



So I guess I won't be getting on no plane.







"Typical white person" ( I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down )



Anyway:



I get patted down EVERY TIME I FLY



4 times a year = 8 pat downs= 8 random people touching my boobs in a airport...and OH they def touch them.


Sounds about right. I had some crusty old dude cupping my junk a few years ago.

11/10/2010 3:19:09 PM EDT
[#36]
Can a 76 year old woman carry a bomb onto an aircraft.....Depends!!
11/10/2010 3:21:49 PM EDT
[#37]
Did you get that out of Dave_A's personal porn stash? She could be a terrorist, you know?
11/10/2010 3:23:21 PM EDT
[#38]
I like that idea of saying your gay, and need a woman to pat me down; I'll of course be going commando, with very thin (silk) shorts on
11/10/2010 3:25:07 PM EDT
[#39]
Ya'll feel bad for the granny? I feel bad for the poor lady who has to feel up another two hundred grannies before her lunch break.
11/10/2010 3:33:23 PM EDT
[#40]
"This sucks, but not as much as groping her crotch"
11/10/2010 3:41:40 PM EDT
[#41]
Your Tits are the Bomb.
11/10/2010 3:51:23 PM EDT
[#42]
"I wish mine were as nice and firm as these.."
11/10/2010 3:52:39 PM EDT
[#43]
Sorry to pat you down like this...But I am glad to have met you Sir Elton.
11/10/2010 4:02:26 PM EDT
[#44]
The current terror level is "feeling up old ladies"
11/10/2010 4:05:00 PM EDT
[#45]
"Khalima!  Khalima!"
11/10/2010 5:27:44 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

I won't be patted down just to get on a plane.

I won't be irradiated and examined in the nude just to get on a plane.

So I guess I won't be getting on no plane.



"Typical white person" ( I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down )

Anyway:

I get patted down EVERY TIME I FLY  

4 times a year = 8 pat downs= 8 random people touching my boobs in a airport...and OH they def touch them.


Ugh.  I find this to be repugnant.  I guess it's the old fashioned southerner in me coming out.  If it were just men it'd be fine, but handling a lady like that around is grounds for an epic ass kicking.


11/11/2010 5:23:57 AM EDT
[#47]



Quoted:


The current terror level is "feeling up old ladies"






 
11/11/2010 5:47:47 AM EDT
[#48]
I have no caption for this.... just disgust
No profiling... fucking ignorant liberal pc cocksuckers, the whole lot of them
11/11/2010 5:56:51 AM EDT
[#49]
It's not my thumb, it's your nipple. Got your nipple, got your nipple.