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Posted: 10/26/2013 2:34:30 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:35:29 PM EST
This is what happens when you feed them after midnight
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:35:34 PM EST
"im still not tone"
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:37:25 PM EST
Hilliary's acting coach.

"Like you mean it! Sell it! Sell it to the masses! I want to be President!"
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:37:31 PM EST
Hemorrhoids are a bitch.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:37:48 PM EST
She looks like the zombies in I Am Legend...

Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:39:48 PM EST
Why did I marry you? I said Rocky Fucking Road!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:40:23 PM EST
Its not an ar 10, its not an Armalite!!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:40:29 PM EST
Looks like she may have seen the dildopocalypse earlier.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:40:38 PM EST
I just fucking mopped that
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:41:29 PM EST
"KHAN!"
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:42:15 PM EST
"This is why we can't have nice things!"
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:42:57 PM EST
"TROGDOR!!!!!"
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:42:59 PM EST
I'm not too concerned with what she's saying. I bet her snatch is clenched up tight though
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:45:53 PM EST
EVERYONE!!!11!!!11
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:48:30 PM EST
Dicks, Dicks Everywhere.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:49:07 PM EST
"Because she's got a great ass and you got your head all the way up it!"
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:49:27 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:50:45 PM EST
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Originally Posted By staraero:
I just fucking mopped that
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Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:52:25 PM EST
Orgasm, ORGASM ORGASM
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:56:04 PM EST
Kaaaaaaaaaahhhhhnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:56:31 PM EST
Where's my PHONE!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 2:59:06 PM EST
My insurance premiums are going to cost me
How Much Now?
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:05:27 PM EST
where's my menses!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:06:39 PM EST
Fucking 13ers!!!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:07:02 PM EST
NO!!!!!!



That STILL isn't the right shade of white paint I wanted!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:10:30 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:10:38 PM EST
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Originally Posted By staraero:
I just fucking mopped that
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Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:12:07 PM EST
IT SPINS!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:12:48 PM EST
Why aren't you making enough money for me to buy everything i feel like returning!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:13:19 PM EST
I'd hit it
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:14:14 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/26/2013 3:14:57 PM EST by rfox]
"Why aren't you making enough money for me to buy everything i feel like returning!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:14:38 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/26/2013 3:15:12 PM EST by ch1966]
"WHO LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP?"
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:18:55 PM EST
"how did I miss vaginapocolypse?!?!"
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:21:08 PM EST
You sir win the internet.


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Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:
My insurance premiums are going to cost me
How Much Now?
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Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:23:22 PM EST
A mouse!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:23:30 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Couch-Commando:
She looks like the zombies in I Am Legend...

http://bryanmckeon.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/i-am-legend-alternate-ending.jpg
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Goddammit, I am Legend is not zombie movie!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:24:07 PM EST
WHY WONT THEY LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEE BLLLARRGGGGHHHHH
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:29:22 PM EST
You said I could keep my plan. Period.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:30:56 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MotorMouth:


Goddammit, I am Legend is not zombie movie!
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Originally Posted By MotorMouth:
Originally Posted By Couch-Commando:
She looks like the zombies in I Am Legend...

http://bryanmckeon.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/i-am-legend-alternate-ending.jpg


Goddammit, I am Legend is not zombie movie!




Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:30:59 PM EST
I can't believe they engineered invisible watermelon.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:33:44 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ch1966:
Originally Posted By MotorMouth:
Originally Posted By Couch-Commando:
She looks like the zombies in I Am Legend...

http://bryanmckeon.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/i-am-legend-alternate-ending.jpg


Goddammit, I am Legend is not zombie movie!



http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/1903533.jpg


Thank you.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:34:23 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:36:18 PM EST
Get off your ass and make your own sammich
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:39:36 PM EST







But.... She's got nothing on Poison Ivy..







Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:39:47 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:42:38 PM EST
Put your plate in the dishwasherrrrr!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:43:15 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:43:33 PM EST
there's a spider in my vagina!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:44:35 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:45:13 PM EST
That sandwich had HOW MANY CALORIES?!?!?!?
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