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Posted: 10/26/2013 3:34:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:35:29 PM EDT
[#1]
This is what happens when you feed them after midnight
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:35:34 PM EDT
[#2]
"im still not tone"
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:37:25 PM EDT
[#3]
Hilliary's acting coach.

"Like you mean it! Sell it! Sell it to the masses! I want to be President!"
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:37:31 PM EDT
[#4]
Hemorrhoids are a bitch.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:37:48 PM EDT
[#5]
She looks like the zombies in I Am Legend...




Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:39:48 PM EDT
[#6]
Why did I marry you?  I said Rocky Fucking Road!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:40:23 PM EDT
[#7]
Its not an ar 10, its not an Armalite!!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:40:29 PM EDT
[#8]
Looks like she may have seen the dildopocalypse earlier.  
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:40:38 PM EDT
[#9]
I just fucking mopped that
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:41:29 PM EDT
[#10]
"KHAN!"
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:42:15 PM EDT
[#11]
"This is why we can't have nice things!"
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:42:57 PM EDT
[#12]
"TROGDOR!!!!!"
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:42:59 PM EDT
[#13]
I'm not too concerned with what she's saying.  I bet her snatch is clenched up tight though
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:45:53 PM EDT
[#14]
EVERYONE!!!11!!!11
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:48:30 PM EDT
[#15]
Dicks, Dicks Everywhere.  
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:49:07 PM EDT
[#16]
"Because she's got a great ass and you got your head all the way up it!"
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:49:27 PM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:50:45 PM EDT
[#18]

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Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:52:25 PM EDT
[#19]
Orgasm, ORGASM ORGASM
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:56:04 PM EDT
[#20]
Kaaaaaaaaaahhhhhnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:56:31 PM EDT
[#21]
Where's my PHONE!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 3:59:06 PM EDT
[#22]
My insurance premiums are going to cost me
How Much Now?
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:05:27 PM EDT
[#23]
where's my menses!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:06:39 PM EDT
[#24]
Fucking 13ers!!!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:07:02 PM EDT
[#25]
NO!!!!!!
That STILL isn't the right shade of white paint I wanted!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:10:30 PM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:10:38 PM EDT
[#27]
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Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:12:07 PM EDT
[#28]
IT SPINS!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:12:48 PM EDT
[#29]
Why aren't you making enough money for me to buy everything i feel like returning!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:13:19 PM EDT
[#30]
I'd hit it
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:14:14 PM EDT
[#31]
"Why aren't you making enough money for me to buy everything i feel like returning!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:14:38 PM EDT
[#32]
"WHO LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP?"
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:18:55 PM EDT
[#33]
"how did I miss vaginapocolypse?!?!"
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:21:08 PM EDT
[#34]
You sir win the internet.


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Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:23:22 PM EDT
[#35]
A mouse!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:23:30 PM EDT
[#36]
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She looks like the zombies in I Am Legend...

http://bryanmckeon.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/i-am-legend-alternate-ending.jpg
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Goddammit, I am Legend is not zombie movie!  
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:24:07 PM EDT
[#37]
WHY WONT THEY LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEE BLLLARRGGGGHHHHH
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:29:22 PM EDT
[#38]
You said I could keep my plan. Period.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:30:56 PM EDT
[#39]
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http://bryanmckeon.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/i-am-legend-alternate-ending.jpg


Goddammit, I am Legend is not zombie movie!  




Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:30:59 PM EDT
[#40]
I can't believe they engineered invisible watermelon.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:33:44 PM EDT
[#41]
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She looks like the zombies in I Am Legend...

http://bryanmckeon.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/i-am-legend-alternate-ending.jpg


Goddammit, I am Legend is not zombie movie!  



http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/1903533.jpg


Thank you.  
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:34:23 PM EDT
[#42]
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:36:18 PM EDT
[#43]
Get off your ass and make your own sammich
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:39:36 PM EDT
[#44]







But....  She's got nothing on Poison Ivy..







Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:39:47 PM EDT
[#45]
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:42:38 PM EDT
[#46]
Put your plate in the dishwasherrrrr!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:43:15 PM EDT
[#47]
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:43:33 PM EDT
[#48]
there's a spider in my vagina!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:44:35 PM EDT
[#49]
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:45:13 PM EDT
[#50]
That sandwich had HOW MANY CALORIES?!?!?!?
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