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7/18/2014 1:20:42 PM EDT
is a blood thirsty son of a bitch
He is a looter and a pillager
He is the worst enemy those men have got
7/18/2014 1:22:05 PM EDT
[#1]
I'm tired.  I thought this was a Captain & Tennille thread.  
7/18/2014 1:24:05 PM EDT
[#2]
Me thinks you mean someone else....

7/18/2014 1:24:14 PM EDT
[#3]



There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
7/18/2014 1:24:57 PM EDT
[#4]
Pull, Lemuel, pull.
7/18/2014 1:24:57 PM EDT
[#5]
Away from Mississippi's vale
Wid my ole hat there for a sail
I crossed upon a cotton bale
To the Rose of Alabama
Oh brown Rosey,
The Rose of Alabama
A sweet tobacco posey
Is the Rose of Alabama

I landed on a sand bank,
I sat upon a holler plank,
An' there I made the banjo twank,
For the Rose of Alabama.
Oh, brown Rosey,
The Rose of Alabama,
A sweet tobacco posey
Is the Rose of Alabama

And after d'reckly, by an' by,
The moon rose white as Rose's eye,
Then like a young coon out so sly,
Stole Rose of Alambama.
Oh, brown Rosey,
The Rose of Alabama,
A sweet tobacco posey
Is the Rose of Alabama

The river rolled, the crickets sing,
The lightnin' bug he flashed his wing,
And like a rope my arms I fling
'Round Rose of Alabama.
Oh, brown Rosey,
The Rose of Alabama,
A sweet tobacco posey
Is the Rose of Alabama




Whooeee!  Whooped 'em again, didn't we Josey?
7/18/2014 1:25:56 PM EDT
[#6]

7/18/2014 1:29:04 PM EDT
[#7]
damn red legs
7/18/2014 1:29:07 PM EDT
[#8]
I reckon so
7/18/2014 1:50:45 PM EDT
[#9]
I came expecting this:





7/18/2014 2:34:35 PM EDT
[#10]
I never surrendered.  They took my horse and made him surrender.
7/18/2014 2:35:39 PM EDT
[#11]
"Dyin ain't much of a livin boy."
7/18/2014 2:49:39 PM EDT
[#12]
All I got is this piece of hard rock candy , but its not fer eatin , its fer lookin thru!
7/18/2014 2:52:15 PM EDT
[#13]
“Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you’re not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb mad dog mean. Because if you lose your head and you give up, then you neither live nor win. That’s just the way it is.”

Words to live by.
7/18/2014 2:53:07 PM EDT
[#14]
Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
7/18/2014 2:54:09 PM EDT
[#15]
Hell with them fellas.






Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms







spits

 
7/18/2014 3:15:03 PM EDT
[#16]
Missouri boat ride.
7/18/2014 3:21:31 PM EDT
[#17]
Boy, you get them holes leaking and I'm going to whomp you with a knotted plow line.
7/18/2014 3:24:27 PM EDT
[#18]

Whupped 'em again, Josie!




G
7/18/2014 3:26:51 PM EDT
[#19]
Right turn Clyde.
7/18/2014 3:44:36 PM EDT
[#20]


Captain Lincoln F. Sternn


    He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm!

    Hanging's too good for him.

    Burning's too good for him!

    He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!


     ---Hanover Fist
7/18/2014 3:50:36 PM EDT
[#21]




Hard to believe it's the same guy.
7/18/2014 4:01:29 PM EDT
[#22]
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Captain Lincoln F. Sternn


    He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm!

    Hanging's too good for him.

    Burning's too good for him!

    He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!


     ---Hanover Fist
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STERNN!
7/18/2014 4:02:17 PM EDT
[#23]
I'll be needin that for squirrels and such
7/18/2014 4:36:27 PM EDT
[#24]
Hell is coming to breakfast.
7/18/2014 4:43:45 PM EDT
[#25]
I've never even met Admiral Kirk.