Posted: 10/18/2015 11:15:07 AM EDT
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Yes, this is a call out thread. To the entire fucking hat. Canadian bacon is rubbery little flavorless circles of processed ham. There is no way you can place this in the same family as bacon. It's a damn hamsteak that had been miniaturized so that it fits well on mass produced egg sandwiches as protein filler. It doesn't fit into a frying pan in any efficient way. You have to add grease so it doesn't burn or fuck up the frying pan. The shrink wrap package that it comes in forces you to open the whole thing since It sticks together like two losers that know they are going to get their ass kicked if they get separated. It and Canada should be ashamed and feel bad. This shit need to go to level 5. Yes, you heard me. LEVEL 5. |
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Yes, this is a call out thread. To the entire fucking hat. Canadian bacon is rubbery little flavorless circles of processed ham. There is no way you can place this in the same family as bacon. It's a damn hamsteak that had been miniaturized so that it fits well on mass produced egg sandwiches as protein filler. It doesn't fit into a frying pan in any efficient way. You have to add grease so it doesn't burn or fuck up the frying pan. The shrink wrap package that it comes in forces you to open the whole thing since It sticks together like two losers that know they are going to get their ass kicked if they get separated. It and Canada should be ashamed and feel bad. This shit need to go to level 5. Yes, you heard me. LEVEL 5. +87 |
look. I guess they probably have it there, but I really don't think that girl had a clue WTF he was talking about.
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It's just ham. It makes the ultimate breakfast food - Eggs Benedict! I also slice it in pieces and put it on my pizza along with the other toppings. It's good stuff! Lox, lox makes eggs Benedict the ultimate breakfast food. Maybe Canadians and bacon are like them Southern boys and Coke. "Hey, Hoser, I'd like some bacon with my meal." "What kind of bacon, eh?" "A bacon chop. It is dinner time, eh." |
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I worked with a guy who had a theory on how Canadian not bacon came to be. It started at a hunting camp. The hunters woke up in the morning hungry and were asking about bacon. The guide realized he was out of bacon but being that the profession of guiding calls for a certain finesse, he wasn't going to say that he didn't have any bacon. He told the hunters bacon was coming right up. He quickly went to the kitchen, found a ham, trimmed it into a circle, fried it in a pan and came out with a plate full to go with eggs and "English" muffins. He told the hunters to put a piece of the "Canadian" bacon on the English Muffin with a fried egg. He pulled it off. Everybody knew the Canadian bacon wasn't real bacon but they couldn't complain about the guide not having bacon. It wasn't the guide's fault that the Canadians sucked at making bacon, but that's one of the experience of travel. After all, English muffins aren't really muffins. They are tastless biscuits. So the hunters ate the substandard English biscuits with substandard Canadian bacon and learned about travel. The Dane hunter asked for a danish and was likewise disappointed. |
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You cannot have a proper Hawaiian pizza without back bacon. For Eggs Benny, Black Forest ham must be liberally applied. It's all about the Hollandaise sauce anyway (bacon Canadian style and sauce from Holland?) 
Anyone who doesn't like this needs to have their taste buds removed. |
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It's all about the Hollandaise sauce anyway (bacon Canadian style and sauce from Holland?) http://foodnetwork.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/food/fullset/2011/9/8/0/FO1B07_hollandaise-sauce_s4x3.jpg Anyone who doesn't like this needs to have their taste buds removed. Quoted:
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You cannot have a proper Hawaiian pizza without back bacon. For Eggs Benny, Black Forest ham must be liberally applied. It's all about the Hollandaise sauce anyway (bacon Canadian style and sauce from Holland?) http://foodnetwork.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/food/fullset/2011/9/8/0/FO1B07_hollandaise-sauce_s4x3.jpg Anyone who doesn't like this needs to have their taste buds removed. That's good, but this is better: 
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Hell yeah load me up on peameal bacon bitches. All the more for me your fuckn haters! |