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Posted: 12/18/2016 6:08:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/18/2016 6:10:28 PM EST by targettarget]

http://heatst.com/politics/canada-says-only-28-americans-have-applied-for-trump-related-refugee-status/

Of the 28 who applied, it’s possible none will be approved to relocate to America’s northern neighbor. The CBC found only two successful claims for asylum out of hundreds of cases filed from the U.S. since 2010. There was no successful claim out of the 170 filed in 2015.

If you aren’t fleeing an unjust war, or fleeing actual threat of death, Canada is likely to decline your request. If you’re not applying as a refugee, the Canadian legal immigration process can take about a decade to navigate.As for whether any Hollywood celebrities are among the 28 asylum seekers, the Canadian government won’t say, since refugee applications are private. But the 18 celebrities who threatened to move to Canada appear to have stayed put, even under the threat of a Trump Administration.

Bryan Cranston, Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer, Barbara Streisand, Miley Cyrus, Raven-Symone, Neve Campbell and Chloe Sevigny all seem to still call America home.

Several, including Cranston, Schumer and Dunham, have now said they were “merely joking”—to the great disappointment of millions of Americans.
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Deny them all.
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Originally Posted By igore67:
Deny them all.
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Fuck that! The more that leave, the better America will be.

I'd love to help them all apply and move.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 6:12:30 PM EST
You can have them tartar, you deserve them 
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Canadian legal immigration process can take about a decade to navigate 

And everyone says We will be too harsh on immigration with Trump.  


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Can we just ship them there? UPS delivers to Canada? Might take several boxes with the 70 pound limit.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 6:26:55 PM EST
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Originally Posted By dirtyboy:
Can we just ship them there? UPS delivers to Canada? Might take several boxes with the 70 pound limit.
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Especially if we're sending Amy Schumer's fat ass.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 6:28:25 PM EST
Take them plz.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 7:55:23 PM EST
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Originally Posted By igore67:
Deny them all.
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No, accept them and make them move to the Northernmost outpost for 10 years.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 8:00:58 PM EST
I admire their conviction.Is there anyone I can write in Canada to put in a good word for them?
Maybe someone could draw them a map of the best possible illegal immigrant route across the border?
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 8:01:03 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Cobalty2004:
You can have them tartar, you deserve them 
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tartar.

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Originally Posted By Maine_11B_to_Nurse:

Fuck that! The more that leave, the better America will be.

I'd love to help them all apply and move.
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Yea, this ^.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 8:06:46 PM EST
All these liberals shouldn't move to Canada, instead they should move to Venezuela for their economic policies, South Africa for their diversity, or Somalia for their attitudes on Christianity.
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Yea, this ^.
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Originally Posted By 1fromtx:
Originally Posted By Maine_11B_to_Nurse:

Fuck that! The more that leave, the better America will be.

I'd love to help them all apply and move.



Yea, this ^.

This, I'd be fine with 28 million. Preferably from swing states, I'd help them move.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 8:23:17 PM EST
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Originally Posted By DmacRTCo:
I admire their conviction.Is there anyone I can write in Canada to put in a good word for them?
Maybe someone could draw them a map of the best possible illegal immigrant route across the border?
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Buy a snowmobile, wait for the Lakes to freeze, and pin the throttle
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 8:23:59 PM EST
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Originally Posted By targettarget:

tartar.

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Originally Posted By targettarget:
Originally Posted By Cobalty2004:
You can have them tartar, you deserve them 

tartar.



You no likey? 

Link Posted: 12/18/2016 8:30:20 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Cobalty2004:
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Link Posted: 12/18/2016 8:31:33 PM EST
Because all the people saying they'd go to Canada are worthless fucking liars.  But you knew that because they're all leftists which is the same thing.

Link Posted: 12/18/2016 8:39:03 PM EST
I'm sure we can find another country willing to take them. South Sudan is lovely this time of year.

Link Posted: 12/18/2016 8:41:06 PM EST
I had thought about moving to Canada, mostly because Banff is so pretty.

then I remembered I lived in America, so...I still live in America
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 8:46:23 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Cobalty2004:


You no likey? 
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You can have them, ya big jerk.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 8:47:28 PM EST
It's working.

Now step two, send the applications to the celebrities who are too computer illiterate to down load them on their own. Just google the list and hit send.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 8:49:15 PM EST
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Kind of surprised anyone really did it
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It's easy to apply, then back out later. All sorts of excuses can be made then.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 9:00:15 PM EST
I can't stand renegers.
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Originally Posted By igore67:
Deny them all.
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I think that the more that leave the better.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 9:37:39 PM EST
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Originally Posted By gunham:


I think that the more that leave the better.
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I concur 
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 9:41:06 PM EST
I wonder if any Michigan coyotes exist?
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Originally Posted By -Apocalypto-:
Canadian legal immigration process can take about a decade to navigate 

And everyone says We will be too harsh on immigration with Trump.  
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Legal, and that is the key word, to the US takes years too. One of the guys on my team came here from Korea when he was three and once he started his citizenship paperwork it took about a decade.

You want to talk about someone who hated illegal immigrants? GD doesn't hold a candle to that little man...
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 9:45:01 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Maine_11B_to_Nurse:

Fuck that! The more that leave, the better America will be.

I'd love to help them all apply and move.
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Originally Posted By Maine_11B_to_Nurse:
Originally Posted By igore67:
Deny them all.

Fuck that! The more that leave, the better America will be.

I'd love to help them all apply and move.


This
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Originally Posted By Cobalty2004:
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x1000. This guy trolled from North of the border for over a year and acted like he had a vote.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 9:54:54 PM EST
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You no likey? 
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Perfect
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 10:19:44 PM EST
We don't want them. We have enough leftists up here already.
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Originally Posted By 50DollarCheShirt:


Legal, and that is the key word, to the US takes years too. One of the guys on my team came here from Korea when he was three and once he started his citizenship paperwork it took about a decade.

You want to talk about someone who hated illegal immigrants? GD doesn't hold a candle to that little man...
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I might.  But then, I'm a legal immigrant.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:42:21 PM EST
The UN will not like this. We can't be part of the UN unless we let them in. We have to change our ideas of freedom. We have to do this.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:45:05 PM EST
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Originally Posted By costanza:


Especially if we're sending Amy Schumer's fat ass.
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This. I will even help that fat bitch to pack.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:47:53 PM EST
So, Neve Campbell threatened to go home, then changed her mind?
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:49:04 PM EST
Oh CANADA...

Take them...

Please.

Aloha, Mark
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:49:24 PM EST
Take everyone that voted for FHRC.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:50:59 PM EST
How disappointing.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:51:26 PM EST
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Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:55:15 PM EST

I don't mind the cold, and I enjoy the hell of Canada every time I visit.

But the idea of a bunch of self involved Southern Californian narcissists, but I repeat myself, decamping for Winnipeg and Toronto to enjoy the winter is hilarious.
Link Posted: 12/19/2016 12:16:14 AM EST
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Originally Posted By LibertyOrDeath76:


x1000. This guy trolled from North of the border for over a year and acted like he had a vote.
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My Durango is available, frick, I'll help push their shit across the border so long as they are G-frickin'-Gone.

Start pushing Yellow Knife as the Canadian Aspen.
Link Posted: 12/19/2016 12:33:46 AM EST
Tartar how bout you take them in? Maybe the 29 of you can drink bagged milk together and boil sks parts together.
Link Posted: 12/19/2016 12:46:09 AM EST
Chloe Sevigny can suck a dick...no, really, she can.

And I think punctuation is needed. Tar-Tar...kinda Star Warzy. You know, like Tar-Tar Jinks...
Link Posted: 12/19/2016 12:50:08 AM EST
if they really wanted to go they could go via the economic route. they have money and i beleive that canada allows someone to immigrate there if they open a buisness there. thats how many of the chinese get there .

but in reality they are fulla shit
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