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Posted: 4/30/2002 6:44:44 AM EDT
Business Signs: Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." At a military hospital-door to colonoscopy: "To expedite your visit, please back in." On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On the trucks of a local plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." Another Pizza shop slogan: "Buy our pizza. We knead the dough." At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" At a dry cleaners: "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?" At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push." At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be." In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up." In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." At a propane filling station: "Tank heaven for little grills." And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak
Link Posted: 4/30/2002 11:35:34 AM EDT
On a garbage truck in Jersey City: Double Your Trash Back If Not Delighted!
Link Posted: 5/2/2002 8:37:55 AM EDT
On a garbage truck in Jersey City: Double Your Trash Back If Not Delighted!
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They did exactly that in an episode of the Sopranos. Hilarious.
Link Posted: 5/2/2002 8:47:43 AM EDT
Not quite in the same league, but I drive by a Podiatrist's office every day. Dr. Charles Foote.
Link Posted: 5/2/2002 9:41:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By marvl:
On a garbage truck in Jersey City: Double Your Trash Back If Not Delighted!
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They did exactly that in an episode of the Sopranos. Hilarious.
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I saw this truck in 1981. Probably still there.
Link Posted: 5/2/2002 9:46:19 AM EDT
On a liquor store "Bunghole liquors"
Link Posted: 5/2/2002 10:29:40 AM EDT
JACK DANIELS... Found at Classy establisments.. and questionable joints everywhere...
Link Posted: 5/2/2002 10:32:17 AM EDT
My Accountants Lye, Cheatum and Steele
Link Posted: 5/2/2002 10:43:38 AM EDT
Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, Attorneys At Law.
Link Posted: 5/2/2002 11:47:16 AM EDT
[b]Signs Signs Everywhere there's signs Blocking up the scenery Breaking up my mind Do this, don't do that Can't you read the sign[/b]
Link Posted: 5/2/2002 12:28:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By PPCShooter1: Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, Attorneys At Law.
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somebody listens to CarTalk on NPR!
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