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Posted: 10/12/2004 6:53:52 PM EST
Is the choice between:



Churchill v. Chamberlain

Reagan v. Carter

offense v. defense

advance v. retreat

resolve v. dithering

blunt talk v. nuance

England and Australia v. France and Germany

Allawi in power v. Saddam in power

post 9/11 v. post-Cole

values of America at its founding v. the values of Europe today

leader v. talker

lightning v. lightning bug

White House v. waffle house

Noah's Ark v. Titanic

Lincoln v. McClellan

limits on abortion v. no limits on abortion and taxpayer-funded abortions

parental notification v. no parental notification of teens seeking abortion

tax cut v. tax hike

private sector growth v. public sector growth

cheeseburger v. escargot

honest humility v. prideful arrogance

"Let's roll" v. roll over

Thanksgiving in Baghdad v. Christmas Eve in Cambodia

F-102 v. hot air balloon

September 12 v. September 10

reality v. make believe

big fish v. big fish story

Patton v. Peter Pan

Popeye v. Wimpy

Iceberg v. crushed ice

Battle Hymn of the Republic v. Kumbaya

Pat Tillman v. Michael Moore

D-Day v. Dunkirk

Brit Hume v. Chris Matthews

G-suit v. stuffed suit

national identity v. international anonymity

to be v. not to be

G-man v. g-string

tastes great v. less filling

Gary Cooper v. Inspector Clouseau

Red Dawn v. Reds

007 v. Austin Powers

Osama running from us v. Osama coming at us

adult v. adolescent

Henry V v. Dauphin

Braveheart v. Chickenheart

Jim Brown v. Ricky Williams

hard blow v. blow hard

Heart of America v. Le Car

steak v. pate (Lileks)

hard sharp cheddar v. runny brie (Lileks)

red, white, blue v. tie die

10 gallon stetson v. the magic hat

Saving Private Ryan v. Gigle

rock v. hard face

world series v. world cup

eagle v. magpie

cowboy hat v. blue helmet (radioblogger.com)

bulldog v. poodle

Laura v. Theresa

John Wayne v. Jane Fonda

Ray Lewis v. Jerry Lewis

filet mignon v. ground turkey

safety blitz v. prevent defense

"nuculur" and nuisance (radioblogger.com)

body armor v. body bag

global freedom v. global test

we the people v. we are the world

adverb v. adjective (Adam Youngman)

big rocks v. botox

Toby Keith v. Milli Vanilli

bazooka v. oompaloompa

Bring it on v. time out

backbone v. back flip

Thor v. Loki

action v. a plan

character v. caricature

stars and stripes v. smoke and mirrors

Arnold v. Gray

Hannibal v. Varro

marriage v. same sex marriage

Dirty Harry v. Barney Fife

Alexander v. Darius

"Blood, sweat, toil, and tears" v. "Peace in our time."

"Never, never, never, never, never give up" v. "wrong war, wrong place, wrong time"

Charge of the Light Brigade v. Electric Light Parade (Adam Youngman)

a Bradley v. a Yugo

hard hat v. beret

Lambeau Field v. Lambert Field

101rst Airborne v. 101 Dalmatians

Old Glory v. white flag

road warrior v. road kill

Mr. T v. mystery

logical v. pathological

Jaws v. Flipper

men v. boys

Zorro v.zero

Secretariat v. Frances the Talking Mule

mini skirt v. burkah

victory v. Vichy

God Bless America v. God-less America

compass v. windsock

Predator v. prey

tough calls v. pratt falls

The Star Spangled Banner v. The Internationale

composure v. poser

boots on the ground v. hands in the air

"I'm the greatest!" v. "No mas."

Captain Kirk v. Colonel Klink

safer shores v. manicures

a grand slam v. french toast

tough in the trenches v. courting the frenches

sanity v. vanity

"bring it on" v. "Not in the face! Not in the face."

Spanky v. Alfalfa

fire power v. flower power

bunker busters v. spit balls

Baghdad '03 v. Dien Bien Phu '54

iron v. irony

Navy SEALs v. navy beans

high and inside v. intentional walk

shock and awe v. hem and haw

Semper Fi v. simpering

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