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Posted: 11/26/2007 5:18:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/27/2007 6:42:06 PM EDT by POOR_MAN]
Must be one of those 72 virgins they are always talking about.







www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/11/26/iraq.bride/index.html

BAGHDAD (CNN) -- Soldiers manning a checkpoint near Baghdad stopped a wedding convoy to find that the purported bride and groom were wanted terror suspects, an Iraqi Defense Ministry official said Monday.

Abbas al-Dobbi, left, and al-Bahadli were reportedly part of a wedding convoy that drew soldiers' suspicion.

The Army set up the checkpoint last week in the Taji area, about 12 miles (20 kilometers) north of Baghdad.

The soldiers became suspicious of the convoy because its members -- save the "bride" -- were all male and because one of the cars in the convoy did not heed orders to stop, the official said.

Also, soldiers said, the people in the car seemed nervous and the groom refused to lift his bride's veil when soldiers asked him to, according to the official.

Soldiers ordered everyone out of the car, the official said.

Upon inspecting the convoy, soldiers found a stubbly-faced man, Haider al-Bahadli, decked out in a white bride's dress and veil.

Bahadli was wanted on terror-related charges, as was his groom, Abbas al-Dobbi, the official said.

Two other terror-related suspects were detained as well.
Link Posted: 11/26/2007 5:21:45 PM EDT
Must have headed to MA to get married.
Link Posted: 11/26/2007 5:41:30 PM EDT
I bet those troops were falling all over their selves laughing at those two.

It doesn't surprise me these cowards would do this, but IT DOES surprise me that they would stand there while soldiers took pictures.



WTF?
Link Posted: 11/26/2007 5:54:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/26/2007 5:59:27 PM EDT

Ya shore got a purty mouth!
Link Posted: 11/26/2007 6:15:27 PM EDT
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[Last Edit: 11/26/2007 6:21:25 PM EDT by POOR_MAN]
Link Posted: 11/27/2007 5:49:38 PM EDT
This needs a bump!

Link Posted: 11/27/2007 5:51:34 PM EDT
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hahahaha! fuckin awesome FAIL!
Link Posted: 11/27/2007 6:01:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GBME:





Fucking CLASSIC!
Link Posted: 11/27/2007 6:25:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/27/2007 6:31:18 PM EDT
EEEWWWWWW
Link Posted: 11/27/2007 6:32:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CWS1911:
Must have headed to MA to get married.


Heh! Too funny...
Link Posted: 11/27/2007 6:34:39 PM EDT
That has all the proper ingredients for an epic thread. I'm getting popcorn...

That photoshop is priceless!!
Link Posted: 11/27/2007 6:36:28 PM EDT
Look mommy an Iraqi version of Ann Coulter.
Link Posted: 11/27/2007 6:52:44 PM EDT


Ok mam" you can put the burka back on.....

PLEASE put the burka back on.
Link Posted: 11/27/2007 6:53:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Frank_The_Tank:
Look mommy an Iraqi version of Ann Coulter.


Booooo Hssssssss
Link Posted: 11/27/2007 7:13:04 PM EDT
Should've made them go through with the ceremony.

ShotgunM4 wedding.
Link Posted: 11/27/2007 7:25:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/27/2007 7:48:31 PM EDT by POOR_MAN]

Originally Posted By KS_Physicist:
Should've made them go through with the ceremony.

ShotgunM4 wedding.




Link Posted: 11/27/2007 7:29:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By POOR_MAN:
I bet those troops were falling all over their selves laughing at those two.

It doesn't surprise me these cowards would do this, but IT DOES surprise me that they would stand there while soldiers took pictures.



WTF?



If I had a squad of trained and armed soldiers surrounding you I bet you would hold still for almost anything.
Link Posted: 11/27/2007 7:37:22 PM EDT
They don't look like they were tool HSLD to begin with
Link Posted: 11/27/2007 7:42:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By scarecrow31:

Originally Posted By POOR_MAN:
I bet those troops were falling all over their selves laughing at those two.

It doesn't surprise me these cowards would do this, but IT DOES surprise me that they would stand there while soldiers took pictures.



WTF?



If I had a squad of trained and armed soldiers surrounding you I bet you would hold still for almost anything.


Well luckily for me I most definitely NOT be wearing a dress.
Link Posted: 11/27/2007 7:47:14 PM EDT
No wonder the women over there wear veils!

Link Posted: 11/27/2007 7:49:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
No wonder the women over there wear veils!





That's why they cover their hobbit feet too,
Link Posted: 11/27/2007 7:50:34 PM EDT
Page 2 ownage of an epic thread in the making!
Link Posted: 11/27/2007 7:50:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/27/2007 7:51:00 PM EDT by VooDoo3dfx]

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
No wonder the women over there wear veils!



No kiddin.

Veils for all!


For the love of God, please.
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 6:44:56 PM EDT
Bump, for the weekend/Friday night crew.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:56:37 PM EDT


The real reason Ron wants to end the War on Terror, his secret jihadi bride.


Link Posted: 12/1/2007 7:02:16 PM EDT
Well obviously this is a woman, just a woman with a penis and a beard.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 7:12:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/1/2007 7:12:32 PM EDT by POOR_MAN]

Originally Posted By GBME:
i141.photobucket.com/albums/r70/GBME2/00011230.jpg

The real reason Ron wants to end the War on Terror, his secret jihadi bride.







And to think some people say there is no connection between him and Ru Paul.

Link Posted: 12/1/2007 7:40:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GBME:
i141.photobucket.com/albums/r70/GBME2/00011230.jpg

The real reason Ron wants to end the War on Terror, his secret jihadi bride.






Link Posted: 12/1/2007 8:07:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/1/2007 8:44:05 PM EDT by POOR_MAN]
I wonder if these were foreign fighters from Iran?


Link Posted: 12/1/2007 8:09:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By POOR_MAN:
I wonder if these were foreign fighters were from Iran?
i82.photobucket.com/albums/j263/Manwithplann/yep.jpg



Link Posted: 12/1/2007 8:33:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 8:35:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By POOR_MAN:
i82.photobucket.com/albums/j263/Manwithplann/thongs.jpg


Holy crap!!!

Link Posted: 12/1/2007 9:00:43 PM EDT



I'm a beautiful butterfly... and it's my special day.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 9:07:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 9:15:54 PM EDT
In other news, Hillary and Bill decided to rekindle their love and renew their vows by staying a night in the romantic city of............................... Baghdad.



Link Posted: 12/1/2007 9:15:56 PM EDT
Tag for what will surely be a hilarious thread.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 9:16:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tango7:
i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2007/WORLD/meast/11/26/iraq.bride/art.disguise.flowers.dom.jpg

I'm a beautiful butterfly... and it's my special day.


Link Posted: 12/1/2007 9:18:24 PM EDT
Where's lootie? (Hint)
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 9:19:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:
Where's lootie? (Hint)


his picture is of a profile, looked all picasso and shit when I tried.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 9:20:10 PM EDT
oh lawd.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 9:30:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Enigma102083:
oh lawd.


Don't you mean "Oh allah?"

Link Posted: 12/1/2007 9:33:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/1/2007 9:35:19 PM EDT by TexasRifleman1985]
"It's my first time, be gentle with me."

And:

"Proof that retroactive abortion is a good thing."
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 9:47:28 PM EDT
I guess there aren't any gays in IRan because they went to Iraq to be cross dressing terrorists.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 9:55:02 PM EDT
Insha'Allah
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 9:56:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By texas_mustang_01:
I guess there aren't any gays in IRan because they went to Iraq to be cross dressing terrorists.




That thought actually crossed my mind too.

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