Posted: 3/16/2014 8:51:46 AM EDT
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Bacon, im sure its not enough, but im trying to eat breakfast not have a heart attack
Eggs (dippy) Tactical Toast with real butter, there is no margarine in my house Under that pile of sugar is a substandard grapefruit Coffee with some baileys (not manly but it was good) Pineapple Grenade Estwing hatchet locally made knife M&P 40 pro WASR Mitutoyo Micrometer I would have liked some potatos, but I had to take the picture with something and they take to long to cook and some square plates 
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-1 AKs should not be on the table, they should be in the trash can.
-1 No trash can for the AK -1 for rubbery eggs. I know this because, apparently, you have to use a hatchet to cut them. -1 No real place mats on table. You're using gun mats. -1 No cleaner or oil on gun mats. +2 because my wife thinks I'm being too harsh. 7/10 J/k, OP. It looks good. 9/10. (The AK deduction is valid  )
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3/10
bad breakfast. not enough bacon not enough eggs m&p is a 40  everybody knows 40 is for pussies that can't handle 10mm. only acceptable cartridge that is not 10mm (or 45) is 9mm
AK is un-American, you didn't even bother to put american for ends and top covers on it. fail wtf is the point of the micrometer at breakfast? grenade is certainly a fake (but if its real, pull pin and run, post pics of aftermath, i will award you 11/10) flowers? seriously? your wife gave you flowers 2 days ago for steak and bj day? lame. probably didn't get a steak or a bj didya? points for extra mags it is an m&p and not a glock unique knife real butter orange and coffee w/ baileys are accepted and expected breakfast foods, no factor on score this breakfast makes me sad 
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 its not, its only useful for looking cool, and my kid likes to throw it around the back yard.
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20/10 if its live 0/10 if its not its not, its only useful for looking cool, and my kid likes to throw it around the back yard.
Are sheeple allowed to have live grenades? IL, no texas yes just have to pay 200 to the atf and a few other things. I will rate it a 8/10 |
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This... Roses????? 1/10!!!! if you burn the roses and take a pic of the charred remains in the vase, your score will go to 10..... Quoted:
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You a chick? 1/10!!!! if you burn the roses and take a pic of the charred remains in the vase, your score will go to 10..... The roses are the wifeys, I was gonna take them off the table for the pic, but decided against it, I was curious to see how gd would react. |
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The roses are the wifeys, I was gonna take them off the table for the pic, but decided against it, I was curious to see how gd would react. Quoted:
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You a chick? 1/10!!!! if you burn the roses and take a pic of the charred remains in the vase, your score will go to 10..... The roses are the wifeys, I was gonna take them off the table for the pic, but decided against it, I was curious to see how gd would react. GD is fine with the roses, but what about pics of wifey? The rules man! |
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GD is fine with the roses, but what about pics of wifey? The rules man! Quoted:
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You a chick? 1/10!!!! if you burn the roses and take a pic of the charred remains in the vase, your score will go to 10..... The roses are the wifeys, I was gonna take them off the table for the pic, but decided against it, I was curious to see how gd would react. GD is fine with the roses, but what about pics of wifey? The rules man! called out on the rules by a 13er ... so be it
Wifey is on the right, behave yourself savages |
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Brown edges on overcooked eggs 
0/10 eggs were cooked in bacon grease, acquiring color, but were by no means over cooked unless you prefer your eggs raw. Yolks were runny in both eggs, hence the "dippy" description, a term my kids use to describe eggs with runny yolks that you dip your toast into. |
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Finally.....fork on the correct side, good use of cutlery, food looks appetizing, reloads, long rifle, handgun, explosive...it has it all. Not to mention it is displayed with class. Finally...somebody gets it right!! 10/10. Nice work, sir. http://<a href=http://i1348.photobucket.com/albums/p724/johnson_navin/173_zpsd2282598.gif You know which side the fork is supposed to be on? Does your Dad know that you know this? Don't worry, he's probably had his suspicions. |
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