What to do, Joey?

I know, let's fuck with the police!  What a good idea!  It's not like they have radios and helicopters and machine guns and shit.

So the ghetto bird has been turning circles nearby for the last half hour.  My guess is Sample and Dixie, for the benefit of those of you in south Florida.  It's cirlcing with the spotlight on, not hovering, so they haven't found the source of tonight's entertainment.  Who says you need a television? This is much better.  

The local sheriff's bird is up ATLEAST every other night. Most of the summer its every night. The local FD has a UH-1 that likes to buzz the house. For no reason.

Sounds like fun. Sit on the roof with a case of beer and watch!!!!

I got a six pack of Bud, but I couldn't see even if I did climb up on the roof.  Maybe I should call 911 and ask them to chase the guy over this way.

Laugh all you want, when I was still in emergency services, the town had a lumber yard fire.  Now that's a fire!

People were calling the police to ask where was the best place to go and watch the fire.