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Posted: 1/25/2006 11:12:09 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 11:12:19 AM EST by ProfessorEvil]
The compilation

So, once again, some IM whore writes me.

I'll save you the agonizing details, but I just started in with the first episode on the above link and that pretty much got rid of them. But if you've never read BN before...well..it's fun. Enjoy.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 11:29:57 AM EST
I lost it on the last one.. That last part was just too much
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 11:37:07 AM EST
Holy crap that was funny, a little fucked up, but funny.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 11:45:59 AM EST
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 11:47:46 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 11:52:03 AM EST
peeing my pants
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:02:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 12:09:02 PM EST by POWER03]
That ridiculous shit cannot be for real. Do people really talk to each other like retarded fuck-ups and get off on it?

OMFG! The last one is funny as hell


Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:03:20 PM EST

Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:09:53 PM EST
I put on my robe and wizard hat, [

Got to say, that is some funny shit.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:13:30 PM EST
Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:14:33 PM EST
Thats some funny stuff!
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:14:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:
The compilation

So, once again, some IM whore writes me.

I'll save you the agonizing details, but I just started in with the first episode on the above link and that pretty much got rid of them. But if you've never read BN before...well..it's fun. Enjoy.

"BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something"

AHAHAHAHAAHA oh God Im crying hahaha
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:22:21 PM EST
"Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!"

AHAHAHAHAAHA my sides hurt!!!! where do you find these people?!
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:23:36 PM EST
I put on my rob and wizard hat. A classic.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:26:11 PM EST
tag for home
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:27:47 PM EST

Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

Oh man, that brought me to tears! That is so fvcking funny I gotta pass that along!
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:33:30 PM EST
tag for more
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:35:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:36:06 PM EST
That was tom fucking funny.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:37:05 PM EST
Just damn.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:41:08 PM EST
what the hell was that shit from?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:46:34 PM EST
Oh my fricken gawd! I laughed so hard at that, my eyes are watering!!!!

Need chapter two ASAP!!!

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:52:07 PM EST
The people I share an office with want to know what is so damned funny....I put on my robe and wizard hat is all I could get out while laying over on the desk and pounding it with my fist.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 12:52:43 PM EST
Can't believe no one has posted this yet...

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:34:42 PM EST
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:39:15 PM EST
I know this makes me immature, but that is some of the funniest shit I've seen on this site.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:40:47 PM EST
That was so fucking stupid it was hilarious.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:42:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 8:42:28 PM EST by thedoctors308]

Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.

MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.

Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.

Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:43:32 AM EST
My department just got finished dealing with a sex offender that was really twisted. With that in mind I just took a print out of BloodNinja's finest in to my deputy chief and told him it was from our SO, and was a transcript that we just got. He bought it. Hook, line, and sinker. He bought into it so much he was taking it to other officers who were in on the deal and was telling them how sick this guy is. I finally went in and told him it wasn't real before he could call the DA and let them know.
It was the hardest thing I've ever had to do to keep a straight face as he kept asking me about details as he was reading through it. "Is he J-Dogg? Jebus, does he really think this way? What in the name of unholy Indian buttsex is this guy doing? This is one sick mofo!"
Of course, by the time I revealed the awful truth to him he was beet red and quite worked up. But he admitted that I got him good. In fact he said he would buy me lunch today and asked where I wanted to go...



I suggested pizza.
fr00t w00t!
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:50:04 AM EST
Ah man, they only had one of the BloodNinjas "Wizard Cape and Hat" episodes. Those are really old, but I crack up every time I read them.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 6:59:22 AM EST
Yeah, the wizard shit gets me rolling so bad whenever I read it.

This is like 3-4 years old but it's a damn classic.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 1:10:36 PM EST
Found somemore ahaha

Link Posted: 1/26/2006 1:12:25 PM EST
The Blood Ninja Saga will always be funny to me.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 1:23:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/26/2006 1:25:43 PM EST by ICEAGE]
Old but worth reading every few months for a laugh. Has to be one of the greatest things on the internet.

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