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Posted: 3/5/2006 6:40:03 AM EST
Has anyone, hmmm, tried one?

Are we Americans missing out on something?
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:46:45 AM EST
funniest looking water fountain I ever drank out of.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:49:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By INI:
funniest looking water fountain I ever drank out of.



Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:49:30 AM EST
The benchmark of civilization.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:51:25 AM EST
Eit's foah washin' yoah becksoid, roit?
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:53:43 AM EST
IBNT .... "In Before Napolean_Tanerite"
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:55:16 AM EST
Beats the hell out of toilet paper!
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:57:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
Beats the hell out of toilet paper!



No TP neccessary?

The jet must be pretty powerful then.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 7:00:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
Beats the hell out of toilet paper!



But you do use a lot of towels.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 7:00:38 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/5/2006 7:05:37 AM EST by scuba_ed]
They're for washing socks in, aren't they?

I have one in the home I purchased several years ago, and never used it...neither did the wife. The worst memory of this "cleaning" device was on a tour of Jordan in 1996 on the way to Petra. Our travel guide stopped at a paradox...a real structure; a decent-looking restaurant in the desert, near the tourist area of Petra. After crossing the Allenby border point, and driving for hours after nothing but desert, this was a welcome site. The food was great (always eat with your right hand!), and after several courses, I excused myself to use the "restroom".

The "stalls" had nothing but a porcelain surround for the dumper-hole...and on the ground, laying in "water" were water nozzels for cleaning...no TP. No soap to wash hands.....

I returned to our table, and as the immaculately-dressed waiter returned to our table, asking if we desired anything else....I stared at his hands, and said no. Oh, no...please!


Link Posted: 3/5/2006 7:01:05 AM EST
It doesn't have to be Old Faithful. Just nice and warm. At least that was my experience at the Home Expo showroom.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 7:16:23 AM EST
One of my ex-girlfriends told me that they were great for masturbating with. Sort of like those pulsating shower-massagers.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 7:22:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By stator:
IBNT .... "In Before Napolean_Tanerite"







Bidets are wonderfully Ghey!
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 7:32:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/5/2006 7:32:48 AM EST by warlord]
From dictionary.com
Bidet

A fixture similar in design to a toilet that is straddled for bathing the genitals and the posterior parts.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 8:09:00 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 8:11:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By warlord:
From dictionary.com
Bidet

A fixture similar in design to a toilet that is straddled for bathing the genitals and the posterior parts.



Hell, I got a hose mounted shower massage..I'm good to go!
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 8:20:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By -brass-:
Paging Diemos.....


In the archive he describes them, sounds nifty.

Like the the Seashells vs wadded up tree-pulp



Seashells? As a scraper or something?
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 8:22:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By AyeGuy:

Originally Posted By -brass-:
Paging Diemos.....


In the archive he describes them, sounds nifty.

Like the the Seashells vs wadded up tree-pulp



Seashells? As a scraper or something?



A reference to the movie Demolition Man.


What, you don't know how to use the three seashells?
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 8:24:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By AyeGuy:

Originally Posted By -brass-:
Paging Diemos.....


In the archive he describes them, sounds nifty.

Like the the Seashells vs wadded up tree-pulp



Seashells? As a scraper or something?



[stallone] Would you just explain the damn 3 seashell thing to me?[/stallone] Demolition man
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 8:25:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By AyeGuy:

Originally Posted By -brass-:
Paging Diemos.....


In the archive he describes them, sounds nifty.

Like the the Seashells vs wadded up tree-pulp



Seashells? As a scraper or something?




snicker, he doesn't know how to use the 3 sea shells.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 9:42:15 AM EST
Had one in the apt I stayed at in Paris... I used to piss in it, made my girlfriend madder than hell.

Great in theory, but I was always afraid I would fall and get the nozzle lodged in my ass.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 9:43:48 AM EST
When I was in France my hotel room didn't have a toilet but it had a bidet. Guess what the bidet got used for?
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 9:47:37 AM EST
No way. Who wants to use a powerwasher to spray the mud off your hands? Too much shit flying everywhere.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 10:08:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By AcidGambit:
Had one in the apt I stayed at in Paris... I used to piss in it, made my girlfriend madder than hell.

Great in theory, but I was always afraid I would fall and get the nozzle lodged in my ass.




Perhaps that is why the French like them???
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 11:14:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By 71-Hour_Achmed:
One of my ex-girlfriends told me that they were great for masturbating with. Sort of like those pulsating shower-massagers.



We need Pics!!!!
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 11:17:41 AM EST
Perhaps Americans are too immature and inhibited for such a device.
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 3:55:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/5/2006 3:55:23 PM EST by TheSneak]
I encountered the high-tech toto washlet in Japan, it saved my ass, so to speak, when I got the skitters from some bad sushi. Worked great.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_toilet
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 4:00:18 PM EST
Ass Douche? No tanks! Now hook one up to a solvent tank from a parts washer, and every man on ARFCOM would buy one! Just think, you can clean your small gun parts while on the shitter, that beats a magazine any day!
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:10:18 PM EST
The TOTO is a wonderful idea. Its now on "the list". My wife already thinks i'm crazy, just wait until she sits down on the toilet and meets with a high-pressure jet of water up her ass! :)
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:14:21 PM EST
They are common in Denmark..all of Europe, I bet
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:24:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By Barrelburner:
They are common in Denmark..all of Europe, I bet



Never saw one in Spain...but then again, Spain is Europe's Mexico......at least according to the Phrench.

Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:34:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By AyeGuy:
Perhaps Americans are too immature and inhibited for such a device.



Or perhaps civilized enough to use shit paper?


Give me Charmin, or just shoot me damnit!


Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:38:29 PM EST
If I need a shower fresh feel I'll just get those adult wipes (Like the baby wipes, except for your ass)
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:42:48 PM EST
I know, when I build a house soon, I'm installing one!

Washin' (no paper) keeps butt healthy and more pleasant for the Mrs. when she decides to polish yer knob ..... LOL
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 6:46:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/5/2006 6:51:50 PM EST by Stainless]
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 7:09:14 PM EST
Mature? Maybe so. I guess we wouldn't want children accidentally sitting on a dildo clad French butt washer!
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 4:53:53 PM EST
Bidets... That magical artifact that allows us to get our asses really clean after taking a shit...
I've used one today as a matter of fact.
And I made a girl use it too before certain activities...
(Sorry, I'm not doing the APP part )
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 5:15:58 PM EST
Seems to me it would blow shit all over you.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 5:36:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By deimos:
And I made a girl use it too before certain activities...


Lucky MoFo.
Link Posted: 3/6/2006 5:40:52 PM EST
A bidet sounds okay, at least I would not have to worry about plugging up the terlet.
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