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Posted: 12/17/2005 6:45:50 AM EDT
My across the street neighbor raises fighting roosters. They have never bothered me and the crowing that they do is muted by woods and underbrush between them and my house. Last night one roosted on my front porch. I figured it would be ok since the coyotes are roaming around here and it needed a place to crash for the night. At about 05:45 this morning the little bastard started crowing. How the hell does all of that noise come out of a hole the size of a chicken throat? My son shooed it off of the porch and it returned to it's home but left behind a pile of chickenshit as big as your hat.

This evening I'm gonna send the little rascal to rooster heaven.

12ga. with #4?
12ga. with 00buck?
Surgical strike with .22 longrifle Stingers?
.223 fmj?
.410 with #6?
4 bore cannon with 4000 grain projectile?
4 bore cannon with about 25 marbles?

Those are my options.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 6:47:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/17/2005 6:48:01 AM EDT by TheRedHorseman]
surgical strike unless you really want to make a point with the 4 bore and some grapeshot

oh yeah, pics
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 6:56:19 AM EDT
Be careful. There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded chicken.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 6:59:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/17/2005 7:02:20 AM EDT by Kihn]
Air Gun. Go the silent route. The .22 would be my choice out of the others unless you are just wanting to enjoy the thrill of overkill.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 7:00:08 AM EDT
.22 to the back of the head. Mob-execution-style. In full view of his friends.
[DeNiro]If those birds aren't going to respect you...you gotta take their respect from them.[/DeNiro]
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 7:00:18 AM EDT
I've got an even better idea.

surgical strike to the head with a stinger or birdshot or whatever, just hit the head. clean and dress the bird then batter and deep fry, deliver it in a big bowl to your neighbor with some biscuits.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 7:04:07 AM EDT
How about just telling him to keep it off your property?
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 7:04:30 AM EDT
Wear body armor. Two of my closest friends - may they rest in peace - were torn to shreds, and a third lost an eye, two fingers, one of his livers and his medula oblongata when a wounded chicken circled around to it's backtrack and ambushed them.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 7:08:54 AM EDT
I would set up a snare or a big ass rat trap. You might want to think of dispatching this animal quietly.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 7:10:03 AM EDT
5-Iron
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 7:11:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/17/2005 7:14:23 AM EDT by DDiggler]
You're having cock problems, and you're asking ARFCOM advice?

Hmmm... how should I handle my neighbor's cock??

Link Posted: 12/17/2005 7:17:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Wear body armor. Two of my closest friends - may they rest in peace - were torn to shreds, and a third lost an eye, two fingers, one of his livers and his medula oblongata when a wounded chicken circled around to it's backtrack and ambushed them.



LOL....Roosters are MEAN. I laughed my ass off when I read this. My wife used to have a Bantam Rooster, that would attack me on site. I used to keep a broom in our drive way, so when I got out of the car I could fend the little bastard off, I literally had to fight my way to the front door....It SUCKED big time. I did not want to kill him, as my wife loved him a TON. Finally I had enough, and took care of business

Sean
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 7:18:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/17/2005 7:19:36 AM EDT by Followthehollow]
We used to have a fighting cock that tried to attack everyone that showed up. He was cured of that habit when he charged me and I booted him 25 yards accross the yard.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 7:48:30 AM EDT
what exactly do you mean when you say your neighbor raises "fighting roosters?"
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 7:50:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Pangea:
My across the street neighbor raises fighting roosters. They have never bothered me and the crowing that they do is muted by woods and underbrush between them and my house. Last night one roosted on my front porch. I figured it would be ok since the coyotes are roaming around here and it needed a place to crash for the night. At about 05:45 this morning the little bastard started crowing. How the hell does all of that noise come out of a hole the size of a chicken throat? My son shooed it off of the porch and it returned to it's home but left behind a pile of chickenshit as big as your hat.

This evening I'm gonna send the little rascal to rooster heaven.

12ga. with #4?
12ga. with 00buck?
Surgical strike with .22 longrifle Stingers?
.223 fmj?
.410 with #6?
4 bore cannon with 4000 grain projectile?
4 bore cannon with about 25 marbles?

Those are my options.



Best round?

The 3rd.

By then, he's worked his opponent over so well that he completely dominates the 3rd and will usually get a KO.

No later than the 4th round.

HH
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 7:50:57 AM EDT
Choke your neighbor's chicken.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 7:56:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/17/2005 7:57:27 AM EDT by amk5222]
Use the .22

but

The best round if you want to eat it is.. because you need to get rid of the evidence..
A bow and arrow will do nicely. There are arrows for turkeys that have long ass blades on them. Aim for the head and you will not ruin any meat.

MMMM fresh chicken. Just make sure you pluck it first.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 8:03:53 AM EDT
Go into stealth mode. Stalk the bastard and cut its head off.

Then have chicken stew for dinner.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 8:07:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/17/2005 8:10:55 AM EDT by nightowl7]

Originally Posted By klutz347:
Go into stealth mode. Stalk the bastard and cut its head off.

Then have chicken stew for dinner.



Slingshot[wrist rocket] son!!!

Or you can be diplomatic and choke your neighbor's chicken as suggesteed above.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 8:07:58 AM EDT
4 bore. Accept no substitute.

You'll have the added advantage of not having to worry about your neighbor coming to kick your ass about offing his chicken.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 8:09:33 AM EDT
wow, neighbors chicken wakes you up, now it's time to kill it. Hope your dog never wakes you neighbor up.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 8:14:47 AM EDT
I'm thinkin' since its just a chicken, bare hands should be sufficient, grab it by the beak and give a quick flip of the wrist, viola'.....chicken head in one hand, flopin body on the ground, silent but deadly.


MLW>"<
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 8:15:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/17/2005 8:19:07 AM EDT by TheRedHorseman]

Originally Posted By _RAGNAR_:
wow, neighbors chicken wakes you up, now it's time to kill it. Hope your dog never wakes you neighbor up.



pretty pathetic coming from someone who uses the punisher's logo as an avatar.

go cry somewhere else
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 8:19:51 AM EDT
.22 or .410 , BOOM headshot.

Seriously, no need for over kill.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 8:31:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/17/2005 8:33:27 AM EDT by passgas55]
Raise up your own cock then you and the neighbor can have a cock fight. I would talk to the neighbor about the bird before I do anything. He may not know that his bird flew the coop. If he doen't take care of it then fair game. But I would not eat a fighting cock. I also wanted to add that here in La there is big money on fighting cocks.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 8:40:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By passgas55:
I would not eat a fighting cock.



+1

I say do it quietly.
Shoot, Shovel and Shut Up.
Neighbor would be madder than a wet hen if he finds out you offed his Cock.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 8:42:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By glazer1972:

Originally Posted By passgas55:
I would not eat a fighting cock.



+1

I say do it quietly.
Shoot, Shovel and Shut Up.
Neighbor would be madder than a wet hen if he finds out you offed his Cock.


that's why you fry it up and give it to the neighbor.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 8:44:27 AM EDT
Shot to the head with a 22lr. Then proceed to pluck and clean. I like my chicken fried until the batter is golden brown with a side of cole slaw. Hell invite the neighbor over for dinner.. Matter of fact this is no BS. Back in the depression my grandmother told me that her brothers regularly stole the neighbors chickens and once the came for dinner feasting on their own birds unknowingly..
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 8:45:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/18/2005 7:21:02 AM EDT by nightowl7]

Originally Posted By ICEAGE:
.22 or .410 , BOOM headshot.

Seriously, no need for over kill.



Ok hears what you do.

The next time the little fellar comes up on the porch put out very small amount of chicken scratch for him to nibble on and get excited about.

Have front door open with a light trail of scratch or seed going well into the living room to a nice inviting bowl of seed[you know just like on roadrunner,wylie coyote cartoons].

Stay out of sight and rig the door from the outside to close remotely with twine or whatever.

Once the door closes on that bad boy have the family come out of hiding armed with straw brooms.

WHUP HIS ASS!!!

Turn loose after about five minutes when rooster regains composure.

Shoudn't see or hear much out of ol'e boy for quite some time.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 8:47:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 9:05:00 AM EDT
If I was to call up Pangea and ask him to sell me that fighting rooster and to ship it across states line, we would be breaking a federal law.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 9:31:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By _RAGNAR_:
wow, neighbors chicken wakes you up, now it's time to kill it. Hope your dog never wakes you neighbor up.



Are you retarded? If my dog got loose and slept on my neighbors front porch, then crowed like a rooster at daylight he wouldn't kill it. It would be worth some dough!

Link Posted: 12/17/2005 9:44:41 AM EDT
.416 Rigby

yoou laugh, until you see the terror a chicken can wreak.

Link Posted: 12/17/2005 1:26:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Wear body armor. Two of my closest friends - may they rest in peace - were torn to shreds, and a third lost an eye, two fingers, one of his livers and his medula oblongata when a wounded chicken circled around to it's backtrack and ambushed them.



Remember reading about this in the paper. All the stuff that happened to that third guy is just awful but what really shows how depraved and spiteful that cock was is how he intentionally targeted the medulla oblangta. Thats just pure calculating, vindictive evil! May he suffer untold retribution in chicken hell!
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 1:47:58 PM EDT
Eagle decoy??
Snare off your premises, then tell your neighbor you saw it and he should go release his bird. By hand.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 1:49:07 PM EDT
b.00.t to the chicken
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 3:17:02 PM EDT
Paintball to the head with a slingshot. it works .22 CB cap or ratshot also
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 3:34:44 PM EDT
#4 1n .12 should put the bastard down.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 3:40:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 3:42:14 PM EDT
[fat_mcnasty] 460 Weatherby Mag!! [/fat_mcnasty]
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 3:43:39 PM EDT
You know he ain't gonna die.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 4:13:32 PM EDT
Nuke it from orbit, only way to be sure.

Link Posted: 12/17/2005 4:34:08 PM EDT
The Rooster-killer Cartridge, 120mm, Canister, XM1028, is a round comprised of 1150 (est.) tungsten balls, which are expelled upon muzzle exit. There is no fuse on this round. While the dispersion pattern increases with range as the velocity of the balls decreases, the dense tungsten balls are used to minimize the velocity fall-off.
This round meets urgent requirements to provide effective rapid lethal reaction against massed assaulting roosters armed with beak held anti-gonad and automatic spurs at close range (500 meters or less) thereby improving survivability. This additional capability will give the homeowner the ability to survive Rooster ambushes and to fully support friendly neighbor assaults.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 4:34:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By glazer1972:

Originally Posted By passgas55:
I would not eat a fighting cock.



+1

I say do it quietly.
Shoot, Shovel and Shut Up.
Neighbor would be madder than a wet hen if he finds out you offed his Cock.


that's why you fry it up and give it to the neighbor.



I can't believe that know caught my symbolism.
Link Posted: 12/17/2005 5:51:23 PM EDT
I had a very aggressive rooster that liked to attack people and bite your leg, so I had to take him out and I shot him with a .22 stinger

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