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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:29:32 PM EDT
I'm going thru the channels and "as good as it gets" is on. I hit it right at the:

"How do you write women so well?"

"I think of a man and take away reason and accountability".

Bad movie, funny as hell line.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:32:43 PM EDT
I say that to my wife at least once a month.

Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:34:21 PM EDT
Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:36:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By iammrbill:
Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.


Lots of good ones in that movie too!
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:38:21 PM EDT
"Where you goin? Fucking nowhere"
- Boondocks Saints
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:40:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sorionc:
"Where you goin? Fucking nowhere"
- Boondocks Saints


I'll tip her!!!!
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:40:55 PM EDT
JANNI GOGOLACK
We're talking about someone - SCREW THAT! - some THING that doesn't deserve to be breathing. The AIR!
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:41:04 PM EDT
"... but I poop from there!"

"Not right now you don't."

Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:42:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By iammrbill:
Originally Posted By sorionc:
"Where you goin? Fucking nowhere"
- Boondocks Saints


I'll tip her!!!!


No no no you look fuckin scary


Hahahahah
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:45:02 PM EDT
Sorry about the mess. - Han Solo
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:45:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By gonzo_beyondo:
"... but I poop from there!"

"Not right now you don't."



Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:46:22 PM EDT
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:46:53 PM EDT
"You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."

Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:47:42 PM EDT
"You just shot an un-armed man!"

"Well he should have armed himself."
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:48:31 PM EDT
You tell em im comin and hell's coming w me.


Well....bye
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:48:35 PM EDT
"All of you can kiss my Rebel dick!"
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:49:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Drugmanrx:
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum


Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:49:59 PM EDT
"If it bleeds, we can kill it".
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:52:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:53:25 PM EDT
Yippee ki yay motherfucker
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:54:28 PM EDT
"The IQ of sloths and the manners of banshees. He's a car-mechanic, she's a home-maker. He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen and she bakes cookies that taste like wing-nuts. As for the tots, they're twits." -Lt. Col. Frank Slade
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:55:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sorionc:
"Where you goin? Fucking nowhere"
- Boondocks Saints


"Fuck you. I know shit." - Boondocks Saints II
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:56:36 PM EDT
"I know what you're thinkin', did he shoot six shots or only five?"
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:58:16 PM EDT
Ta hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat same as worms.



Did you bring any gold with you?
No.
Silver?
Just lead.


He'll regret it till his dying day. If ever he lives that long.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 2:59:04 PM EDT
"Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!"
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:01:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Janus:
"Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!"


That from "The Way of the Gun"?
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:02:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/27/2012 3:03:28 PM EDT by 0612Devil]
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:04:50 PM EDT
"0.0" Dean Wormer
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:05:56 PM EDT
" You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole."
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:07:48 PM EDT
Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:08:00 PM EDT
"Nos is for fags, it's got cubic inches."
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:08:07 PM EDT
You should not drink and bake
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:08:29 PM EDT
"Hey fuck ass, give me a beer!!"

-Rocco, Boondock Saints
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:09:52 PM EDT
"Right Turn,Clyde".
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:11:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/27/2012 3:14:24 PM EDT by sorionc]
Boondook saints it's just full of some great ones.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:18:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/27/2012 3:18:29 PM EDT by reelserious]
one of my favorite lines, its true also.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:20:35 PM EDT
<Burt Gummer> Is your head up your ass for the warmth?

Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:21:32 PM EDT
"Hi, Curly. Kill anyone today?"........"Day ain't over yet"
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:23:17 PM EDT
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Well, Mr. Carpetbagger. We got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride.

Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:27:48 PM EDT
Col. Andy Tanner: All that hate is gonna burn you up kid.

Robert Morris: It keeps me warm.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:28:02 PM EDT
He should have killed me. I would have killed me.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:28:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:28:22 PM EDT
where the white women at?
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:31:11 PM EDT
Side gunner and a reporter in a helo.
Reporter...." How do you shoot women and children like that?
Reply...." You just lead them a little different."
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:33:56 PM EDT
"Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!" - Samuel L. Jackson, A Time to Kill.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:35:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/27/2012 3:39:46 PM EDT by PlaneJane]
"Well, he fucks like he pitches - sorta all over the place."

I was still giggling fifteen minutes later. My date and the couple we were with moved and left me sitting by myself
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:37:33 PM EDT
One of these days you and I are going to have a serious disagreement.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:39:32 PM EDT
In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:41:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
"Well, he fucks like he pitches - sorta all over the place."

I was still giggling fifteen minutes later. My date and the couple we were with moved and left me sitting by myself


I'da stayed by your side Jane.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:41:56 PM EDT
Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?

Link Posted: 12/27/2012 3:50:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/27/2012 3:55:26 PM EDT by BB]
"This is my BOOMSTICK!"

"Good, bad....I'm the guy with the gun"

"I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town."

"Groovy"
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