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Posted: 9/9/2005 11:18:16 PM EDT
"Aha, I like heem! He  ees fonny. Keel him last!"
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:21:03 PM EDT
[#1]
I'm not sure I remember that line. I do remember-

"I like these guys, these are funny guys.... just keel one of them."
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:47:14 PM EDT
[#2]
"would you say that i have a plethora of pinatas?"

"we're not just famous...we're INFAMOUS!"

and...


"can i have your watch when you are dead?"

Link Posted: 9/10/2005 12:07:20 AM EDT
[#3]
Don't remember exactly how it goes.

"Every town has an El Juapo. Our El Juapo happens to be the real El Juapo...."
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 1:21:11 AM EDT
[#4]
"Are idiots falling from the sky?"

"Yes, El Guapo."
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 1:40:00 AM EDT
[#5]
"It's a Mail plane"

"How can you tell?"

"Can't you see the little balls?"
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 1:54:23 AM EDT
[#6]
"Badges, badges, we don't need no stinkin badges!"  
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 2:52:55 AM EDT
[#7]
"LIP BALM?"

Link Posted: 9/10/2005 3:13:24 AM EDT
[#8]
"Look up here!  Look up here!"
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 3:47:55 AM EDT
[#9]
"We're going to have to use our brains"

"......Dammit!"
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 3:59:55 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
"Look up here!  Look up here!"




You win.....samsong is your troll account right?
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 4:16:35 AM EDT
[#11]
THE END


That move sucked
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 4:18:16 AM EDT
[#12]
"Looks like somebody's been down here with the "Ugly Stick"
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 4:26:04 AM EDT
[#13]
"Do you know what foreplay is?"

"No"

"Good.  Neither does El Guapo."
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 4:28:00 AM EDT
[#14]
Lucky Day: Not so fast El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!

El Guapo: What do you mean?

Lucky Day: I don't know.

Jefe: I think he's trying to say...

El Guapo: Shut up!

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Lucky Day: I suppose you could say that everyone has an El Guapo. For some, shyness may be an El Guapo. For others, lack of education may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is a large ugly man who wants to kill us!

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Lucky Day: You son of a motherless goat!



Link Posted: 9/10/2005 4:30:47 AM EDT
[#15]
Mexican girl: Which one do you like?
Carmen: I like the one that's not so smart.
Mexican girl: Which one is that?

Memorable Quotes from ¡Three Amigos! (1986)
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 4:32:40 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
THE END


That movie sucked



+2

DUMB MOVIE
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 6:11:24 AM EDT
[#17]
I'm always amazed at how a GREAT movie can be seen so differently,

"Could it be, El Guapo, that once again you are angry about something else and are taking it out on Jefe?"

Link Posted: 9/10/2005 6:32:10 AM EDT
[#18]
"You shot the invisible swordsman!"
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 6:43:15 AM EDT
[#19]
We're going to scare the sheet out of them.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:00:01 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
THE END

That move sucked


aaahhh, beat me to it!
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:08:32 AM EDT
[#21]
“You want to die with a man's gun, not a little sissy gun like this!”

“You slime-eating dogs, you scum-sucking pigs, you sons of a motherless goat!”
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:18:47 AM EDT
[#22]
"Tell us we will die like dogs"

"You...will die like dogs..."

"NO WE WILL NOT DIE LIKE DOGS!"
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:25:02 AM EDT
[#23]
"Do you have anything other than Mexican food?"

"You can kiss me on the veranda."
"Lips would be fine."

"Chub, chub ,chub, chub, chub, NANNY!"


For those that say this movie sucks, you know nothing about comedy.  Subtle wit, man!
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:45:14 AM EDT
[#24]
"You want to die with a man's gun"
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:55:36 AM EDT
[#25]
EL Guapo- " This is Jeffee and together we????"  Chevy Chase-"Pruned zee hedges..And raped zee sheep..."

"There are GRINGOS falling from zee sky!"
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 8:04:44 AM EDT
[#26]
"We raped the horses, and rode off on the women! And we pruned the hedges of many small villages."
"Who the hell are jew!"
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 8:07:56 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
THE END


That move sucked



Which MOVE was that?
Bahahahahaha!!!
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 8:10:35 AM EDT
[#28]
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 8:42:53 AM EDT
[#29]
Rosita: I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.
Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 1:31:33 PM EDT
[#30]
"I'll come back for you."

"Why?"........................................"Oh."
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 1:37:58 PM EDT
[#31]
Ned Niederlander: Sew, old woman, sew! Like the wind!
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 2:02:55 PM EDT
[#32]
"Chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip . . . LONNIE!"

"Farly, farly, farly, farly farly . . . Huffuuuuurrr. . ."

"Kinut hoooola wibble cab, suddle . . . sol."
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 2:03:43 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
"Badges, badges, we don't need no stinkin badges!"  



That quote did not occur anywhere in The Three Amigos.

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