OP I came here to correct you, but I'm astounded that you're already correct. You even picked the tobacco flavor.
Pair that with a Ice cold Mtn Dew and a package of salted cashews.
To the others saying "pizza," or "go to Sheetz," yes, it's better than a slim jim, but you're still wrong. I wouldn't call a personal size hunt brothers pizza or a triple decker Chicken Sandwich loaded with tots and mozzarella sticks a "snack."