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Posted: 7/20/2010 10:50:22 AM EDT
Reported to be "The Craziest 'Fricken' Day of your Life!"
It's right by my house. Get off your fucking couch and see what you can do.
http://www.warriordash.com/index.php





Warrior Dash is the ultimate event for thrill-seeking athletes. This running series is held on some of the nation's most demanding and unique terrain. Participants will conquer extreme obstacles and celebrate their feat with music, beer, warrior helmets and muddy shorts.


Every participant will go home with some sweet gear:

Warrior helmet (pictured)
Warrior Dash shirt (pictured)
Custom Warrior medals (pictured)




I'm foing. I'm fat, but I don't care. Fuck it, worst that can happen is I die along the way. At least they won't find me on WOW in my mom's basement with my dick in my hand.

Who's with me?
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 10:53:24 AM EDT
I did it a few months ago and it was pretty legit.  

To be honest if you are fat there is no way you can make it.  I think the course was 4 or 5 miles long plus all the obstacles along the way.
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 10:56:20 AM EDT
Hat looks like it's from The Loyal Order of Buffalos

Dibs on Grand Pooba
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 10:58:46 AM EDT
My friends did it last year and looks like they had alot of fun. I wasn't in town at the time but if I'm around I may be doing it in Austin this year.
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 10:59:05 AM EDT
hm only a 30 min drive for me...
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 10:59:22 AM EDT
I went to sign up for one in NY and it was sold out
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 11:00:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By dodgecoltracer:
I went to sign up for one in NY and it was sold out


They opened up Sunday for that race.  Still plenty of time slots left.



Link Posted: 7/20/2010 11:00:42 AM EDT
my former company photographs it.

some others to check out:

http://toughmudder.com/

http://muddy-buddy.competitor.com/

Link Posted: 7/20/2010 11:01:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By cableguy221:
I did it a few months ago and it was pretty legit.  

To be honest if you are fat there is no way you can make it.  I think the course was 4 or 5 miles long plus all the obstacles along the way.



The one by me is 3.15 miles. I hike where the event is and I am very familiar with the terrain. I didn't see that there was a time limit. I may be grossly overweight, but I have been excercising daily for the past 3 months, shaving weight off and building my stamina. Seems like it would give me a goal to train for. Just under 3 months from now, I can be relatively ready.

I'm not looking to set any time records.
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 11:01:57 AM EDT
I'm doing the one in NY in September … I'm also doing the Spartan Race at the tail end of August.

I was a 315 pound fatbody 2 years ago … this is my challenge to myself to be more than I've ever been.
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 11:03:52 AM EDT
They had one in IL a few months ago - several of my friends went. I was scheduled to go with them, only to get violently sick a week beforehand.


Next time
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 11:06:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
my former company photographs it.

some others to check out:

http://toughmudder.com/

http://muddy-buddy.competitor.com/




Yeah, fuck that noise!
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 11:10:48 AM EDT
Eh.  I'd consider it if I had somebody to run with.  But $65+10 to park just to run 3 miles, get muddy and drink one beer by myself seems silly.
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 11:13:24 AM EDT
Five miles is for couch pussies, not warriors.

Come getcha some.
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 11:13:49 AM EDT
Coming to Oregon on 9/11.  I'm in the 3:00 wave.

Should be fun
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 11:15:08 AM EDT



Originally Posted By turbosc20:


hm only a 30 min drive for me...


2 minutes for me. Stop by and i'll have some cold gatorade, made from real gator.



 
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 11:16:15 AM EDT



Originally Posted By HUMONGO:



Originally Posted By NoVaGator:

my former company photographs it.



some others to check out:



http://toughmudder.com/



http://muddy-buddy.competitor.com/









Yeah, fuck that noise!

Camp Lejeune NC, Corpsman's Course I think is what it was called.



Wish I would have thought to bring that over to the civie side, people pay to do that?
 
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 11:16:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/20/2010 11:18:32 AM EDT by HUMONGO]
Originally Posted By xjronx:

Originally Posted By turbosc20:
hm only a 30 min drive for me...

2 minutes for me. Stop by and i'll have some cold gatorade, made from real gator.
 


Shit, we can carpool. You live right by me. We can pick up TrojanMan.
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 12:59:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By HUMONGO:
Originally Posted By cableguy221:
I did it a few months ago and it was pretty legit.  

To be honest if you are fat there is no way you can make it.  I think the course was 4 or 5 miles long plus all the obstacles along the way.



The one by me is 3.15 miles. I hike where the event is and I am very familiar with the terrain. I didn't see that there was a time limit. I may be grossly overweight, but I have been excercising daily for the past 3 months, shaving weight off and building my stamina. Seems like it would give me a goal to train for. Just under 3 months from now, I can be relatively ready.

I'm not looking to set any time records.

Well I didnt realize it was 3 months away, that makes a huge difference.

It is a lot of fun, you will enjoy it.
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 2:12:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By cableguy221:
Originally Posted By HUMONGO:
Originally Posted By cableguy221:
I did it a few months ago and it was pretty legit.  

To be honest if you are fat there is no way you can make it.  I think the course was 4 or 5 miles long plus all the obstacles along the way.



The one by me is 3.15 miles. I hike where the event is and I am very familiar with the terrain. I didn't see that there was a time limit. I may be grossly overweight, but I have been excercising daily for the past 3 months, shaving weight off and building my stamina. Seems like it would give me a goal to train for. Just under 3 months from now, I can be relatively ready.

I'm not looking to set any time records.

Well I didnt realize it was 3 months away, that makes a huge difference.

It is a lot of fun, you will enjoy it.


I'm gonna give it a go. At the least it will be a good goal.
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 2:19:53 PM EDT
No love for the Midwest
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 2:29:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By doomhammerdodge:
No love for the Midwest


Check out mudathlon.com
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 2:46:44 PM EDT



Originally Posted By HUMONGO:



Originally Posted By xjronx:




Originally Posted By turbosc20:

hm only a 30 min drive for me...


2 minutes for me. Stop by and i'll have some cold gatorade, made from real gator.

 




Shit, we can carpool. You live right by me. We can pick up TrojanMan.


I have a couple other friends that were interested too that have been hounding me about this since last winter.



 
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 2:50:49 PM EDT
Hmm... there's one not too far from me coming up.. that might be fun
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 2:54:14 PM EDT
I am signed up for the one in NY in September.
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 2:55:58 PM EDT



Originally Posted By HUMONGO:


Reported to be "The Craziest 'Fricken' Day of your Life!"

It's right by my house. Get off your fucking couch and see what you can do.

http://www.warriordash.com/index.php



http://paulgallaher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/2010-04-11-13-28-17.jpg

http://sitelife.runnersworld.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/2/1/62593198-d08d-45c7-81c9-84285a522366.Medium.jpg






Warrior Dash is the ultimate event for thrill-seeking athletes. This running series is held on some of the nation's most demanding and unique terrain. Participants will conquer extreme obstacles and celebrate their feat with music, beer, warrior helmets and muddy shorts.





Every participant will go home with some sweet gear:



Warrior helmet (pictured)

Warrior Dash shirt (pictured)

Custom Warrior medals (pictured)

http://www.warriordash.com/images/photo_shirthelmet.gif







I'm foing. I'm fat, but I don't care. Fuck it, worst that can happen is I die along the way. At least they won't find me on WOW in my mom's basement with my dick in my hand.



Who's with me?

im not going. im not fat. I am in amazing shape. I couldnt die along the way. I might even reactivate my wow account, and plays at my moms house on the 2nd story though, no basement. Dick not in hand though.





 
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