My brothers bachelor party, u-baddog as the best man of course
6 guys all rock climbers hitting a few strip clubs on the way to West Virginia to go rock climbing for the last free weekend of my brothers life.
The last titty bar before we hit the campsite was key because this is were we get tore up.
Tom (my brother) is hammered when we get there. I sit him at the runway and throw a couple of dollars out in front of him and go to get him a beer. I got a couple of beers and on my way back to him and I see the dancer slut jump up (she was backed in to his nose) and scream " WHAT DID YOU SAY? “
to Tom. Tom stand up yells back at her
" I SAID BRING ME A BEER WENCH " This stupid bitch didnt know what a Wench was and she started YELLING for the bouncer to kick these MUTHERFUCKERS out. Bouncer was one of the bigger humans I have ever seen. As he was doing his best to waddle over to the runway I stepped in and said dont worry I would take care of it. Bouncer pushed me down
. It went down hill fast after that 6 guys, 1 bouncer, and a girl tending the bar. The guy we were with LOVED to fight. I barley made it to my feet before they were all over the bouncer. We tore that place a new asshole and made a clean get away in the VW camper van. Brother fucked his hand up so NO climbing for him for a while.
AHH the good old days, I am glad they are gone.