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2/7/2010 4:41:31 PM EDT
Is it bad that i've gone through almost 5 pounds of bacon (all for personal consumption other than 2 bacons for the dog) since friday?
2/7/2010 4:42:39 PM EDT
[#1]
What unit of measurement is "2 bacons"?
2/7/2010 4:43:05 PM EDT
[#2]



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What unit of measurement is "2 bacons"?


Two strips.

 
2/7/2010 4:43:55 PM EDT
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What unit of measurement is "2 bacons"?







2/7/2010 4:44:00 PM EDT
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What unit of measurement is "2 bacons"?

Two strips.  


this
2/7/2010 4:44:03 PM EDT
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What unit of measurement is "2 bacons"?


ha ha ha
2/7/2010 4:44:37 PM EDT
[#6]
Your colon is not going to like you at all by Monday,,,,
2/7/2010 4:45:55 PM EDT
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What unit of measurement is "2 bacons"?


What you have never shot a group that was inside 2 bacons.




 
2/7/2010 4:48:33 PM EDT
[#8]
Your arteries are begining to clog more as you post.
2/7/2010 4:50:46 PM EDT
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What unit of measurement is "2 bacons"?


2/7/2010 4:52:37 PM EDT
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Is it bad that i've gone through almost 5 pounds of bacon (all for personal consumption other than 2 bacons for the dog) since friday?


Not bad, just pace yourself dude.
2/7/2010 4:53:04 PM EDT
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I nominate a bacon as an official measurement for volume of salivation/time





 
2/7/2010 4:55:32 PM EDT
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Is it bad that i've gone through almost 5 pounds of bacon (all for personal consumption other than 2 bacons for the dog) since friday?


Not bad, just pace yourself dude.


still have another 2.5 pounds
2/7/2010 4:55:59 PM EDT
[#13]
4 bacons > 2 bacons.
2/7/2010 5:03:11 PM EDT
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I nominate a bacon as an official measurement for volume of salivation/time
 


I'll second that
2/7/2010 5:11:39 PM EDT
[#15]
Geez, guys. Somebody has to say it.  *Dibs on guns & ammo!*  (Ya'll can fight over his woman.)

By the way, the OP is the reason I rarely let myself buy bacon. Not much makes it to the next day.
2/7/2010 5:12:49 PM EDT
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Your colon is not going to like you at all by Monday,,,,


its already not happy my farts are chasin the dog out of the room
2/7/2010 5:13:34 PM EDT
[#17]
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What unit of measurement is "2 bacons"?


Currency.
2/7/2010 5:22:28 PM EDT
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What unit of measurement is "2 bacons"?


Currency.


SHTF Currency.......2 bacons=10 rds .223
2/7/2010 5:25:53 PM EDT
[#19]
how much .45 cna i get for 2 bacons?
2/7/2010 5:27:45 PM EDT
[#20]
How many bacons for teh wimmenz?
2/7/2010 5:28:43 PM EDT
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What unit of measurement is "2 bacons"?


Currency.


SHTF Currency.......2 bacons=10 rds .223




That's good stuff right there.
2/7/2010 5:51:42 PM EDT
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How many bacons for teh wimmenz?


that i'd liek to know
2/7/2010 5:54:18 PM EDT
[#23]
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I nominate a bacon as an official measurement for volume of salivation/time
 


Thats a good idea! But could yo explain how it would be used?
2/7/2010 5:55:02 PM EDT
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Is it bad that i've gone through almost 5 pounds of bacon (all for personal consumption other than 2 bacons for the dog) since friday?


Pffft.  Lightweight.
2/7/2010 5:57:51 PM EDT
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How many bacons for teh wimmenz?


25 Bacons for 1 hour anything goes

250 Bacons to keep her......must be pepper bacon thick cut. Turkey bacon is not accepted as currency......that is forgery
2/7/2010 6:05:17 PM EDT
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How many bacons for teh wimmenz?


25 Bacons for 1 hour anything goes

250 Bacons to keep her......must be pepper bacon thick cut. Turkey bacon is not accepted as currency......that is forgery


must if be cooked or raw to serve as SHTF currency?
2/7/2010 6:10:35 PM EDT
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How many bacons for teh wimmenz?


25 Bacons for 1 hour anything goes

250 Bacons to keep her......must be pepper bacon thick cut. Turkey bacon is not accepted as currency......that is forgery


must if be cooked or raw to serve as SHTF currency?


Cooked in smaller denominations......raw in larger!!!
2/7/2010 6:14:24 PM EDT
[#28]
I got a great Cardiologist in Houston that trained with DeBakey if when you need him, which might be sooner than you know. WJ
2/7/2010 6:27:08 PM EDT
[#29]
maybe after the dems force .gov healthcare through in some form
2/7/2010 6:31:56 PM EDT
[#30]
Ahhhh, bacons.

Screw the dog, he can get his own bacons.


P.S.

Bacons...............................mmmmm.
2/7/2010 6:40:25 PM EDT
[#31]
her lack of opposable thumbs precludes her cooking....
2/7/2010 6:41:06 PM EDT
[#32]


You are a God among men!  
2/7/2010 6:45:36 PM EDT
[#33]
so your blood is pretty much pure oil at this point?
2/7/2010 6:46:50 PM EDT
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2/7/2010 6:49:23 PM EDT
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What unit of measurement is "2 bacons"?


It's the hametric system. We'll be switching over next year.



Newer cars will have a speedometer graduated in SPH (slices per hour).



BBPS will be the standard for ballistic velocity. (Bacon bits per second.)



 
2/7/2010 7:08:56 PM EDT
[#36]
Another bit of Arfcom lore is born.

I'm foing to get moar than 87 bacons for my pet possum. goose
2/8/2010 5:17:09 AM EDT
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Another bit of Arfcom lore is born.

I'm foing to get moar than 87 bacons for my pet possum. goose


so what is the foing rate for a goose?
2/8/2010 5:27:55 AM EDT
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2/8/2010 5:29:26 AM EDT
[#39]
That strange feeling in your arm is the beginning of the stroke....
2/8/2010 5:47:04 AM EDT
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2/8/2010 5:49:07 AM EDT
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Another bit of Arfcom lore is born.

I'm foing to get moar than 87 bacons for my pet possum. goose


so what is the foing rate for a goose?


Depending on size........50 bacons thin cut......30 for thick cut
2/8/2010 6:08:05 AM EDT
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2/8/2010 6:10:27 AM EDT
[#43]
so a goose is worth 2x as much as an hour with a womens?
2/8/2010 6:17:24 AM EDT
[#44]
I did not consume all of the bacon I cooked this weekend - but started with almost 7 lbs, have about 2 left over.  Got a bits and pieces pack that made bacon and hashbrowns and bacon.   Made up 2 packages of cream cheese and little smoky stuffed, bacon wrapped jalapeno.  About another pound of the bits and pieces went into bacon and beans.  Oh, and just for one last bit of pork goodness, smoked a can of spam (with a Tabasco glaze) with the jalapenos.  Meanwhile my wife made breakfast sausage cheese balls (another lb of pork in that).

I think the little smokies, breakfast sausage  and span should add partial bacon points (just about as high in pork, fat, and sodium).
2/8/2010 6:24:59 AM EDT
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What unit of measurement is "2 bacons"?


Currency.


If thats the case I'm going to always be broke eat'n my bacons.


2/8/2010 6:31:32 AM EDT
[#46]
anyone else put seasonings other than black pepper on their bacons? I personally like putting montreal steak seasoning on em personally.
2/8/2010 6:49:35 AM EDT
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anyone else put seasonings other than black pepper on their bacons? I personally like putting montreal steak seasoning on em personally.


No I personally like my bacons natural personally.
2/8/2010 7:31:39 AM EDT
[#48]
This thread makes me smile.
2/8/2010 8:32:40 AM EDT
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so a goose is worth 2x as much as an hour with a womens?


The goose lays eggs...can be eaten. And it never complains...
2/8/2010 2:17:59 PM EDT
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so a goose is worth 2x as much as an hour with a womens?


.can be eaten.


so can teh womenz. its fo time for cookin bacons
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