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Posted: 12/17/2016 8:21:37 PM EDT
Let's hear some great ideas for the office/work gift exchange.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 8:25:23 PM EDT
[#1]
Spring loaded glitter bomb.

Link Posted: 12/17/2016 8:27:06 PM EDT
[#2]
DVD rewinders are always well received.

(You gott'a be pretty old to get that one....I'm sorry.)

Link Posted: 12/17/2016 8:45:58 PM EDT
[#3]
This would have been a good one at the last place where I worked.  Seems like everyone in the office had a problem with gluten.

Link Posted: 12/17/2016 8:47:17 PM EDT
[#4]
Wool socks
cigarettes
Skoal
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 8:48:26 PM EDT
[#5]
Edible panties.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:06:04 PM EDT
[#6]
If its a white elephant / chinese gift exchange.....

Definitely the biggest dildo you can find.

Just don't let anyone see you dropping the package off.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:09:20 PM EDT
[#7]
Anything alcoholic will do.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:11:13 PM EDT
[#8]
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DVD rewinders are always well received.

(You gott'a be pretty old to get that one....I'm sorry.)

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I get that.  I'm old.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:14:05 PM EDT
[#9]
BREAKING ...
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:15:11 PM EDT
[#10]
DOC JOHNSON
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:16:58 PM EDT
[#11]
Ours was a "gag" gift, blind draw type of deal.


I bought a ball gag.

I know how to follow directions.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:24:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:30:41 PM EDT
[#13]

If you have an HR department, every home just has to have a lawn jockey.  :)

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjLqb3oy_zQAhUJ64MKHeo6Cw8QjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lawnjock.com%2Fblack_jockey_statue.html&bvm=bv.142059868,d.cGc&psig=AFQjCNEWUoNbVI3gRrw5VpU3SIrZejcx6w&ust=1482110916063602
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:35:53 PM EDT
[#14]
Empty gift card marked with whatever the $ limit is.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:38:18 PM EDT
[#15]
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Wool socks
cigarettes
Skoal
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why socks?
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:39:20 PM EDT
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I took a 50 round box of 9mm to the last one I went to.  It was held at a coworker's house - not in our offices.  My gift was the most popular.  All the guys were trying for it.

ETA:  This was a White Elephant kind of exchange.


Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:41:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:43:07 PM EDT
[#18]
Dildos.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:44:35 PM EDT
[#19]
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 10:03:19 PM EDT
[#20]
Gallon jar of mayonnaise.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 10:09:13 PM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 10:13:17 PM EDT
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bag of dicks
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Link Posted: 12/17/2016 11:39:18 PM EDT
[#23]
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Empty gift card marked with whatever the $ limit is.
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That's awesome, they won't know they got nothing till they're at the register trying to get something!
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 4:09:16 PM EDT
[#25]
When I was in the Army, I drew the XO's name.  I gave him Chapstick and knee pads.  I did not tell a sole and maintained my best poker face during the party.  Still brings me joy 25 years later...
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 4:28:20 PM EDT
[#26]
Depends on the theme I guess. but a 1 ounce silver coin or bullion can be had for under $20 and is always a big hit.
My wife actually bought me A silver bullet for our 25th wedding anniversary. I keep it in my pocket all the time now.
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