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Posted: 12/17/2016 7:21:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/17/2016 7:22:00 PM EST by jonnyjeeps]
Let's hear some great ideas for the office/work gift exchange.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:25:23 PM EST
Spring loaded glitter bomb.

Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:27:06 PM EST
DVD rewinders are always well received.

(You gott'a be pretty old to get that one....I'm sorry.)

Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:45:58 PM EST
This would have been a good one at the last place where I worked. Seems like everyone in the office had a problem with gluten.

Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:47:17 PM EST
Wool socks
cigarettes
Skoal
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:48:26 PM EST
Edible panties.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 8:06:04 PM EST
If its a white elephant / chinese gift exchange.....

Definitely the biggest dildo you can find.

Just don't let anyone see you dropping the package off.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 8:09:20 PM EST
Anything alcoholic will do.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 8:11:13 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Treadhead:
DVD rewinders are always well received.

(You gott'a be pretty old to get that one....I'm sorry.)

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I get that. I'm old.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 8:14:05 PM EST
BREAKING ...
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 8:15:11 PM EST
DOC JOHNSON
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 8:16:58 PM EST
Ours was a "gag" gift, blind draw type of deal.


I bought a ball gag.

I know how to follow directions.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 8:24:16 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 8:30:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/17/2016 8:32:00 PM EST by NetWurk]

If you have an HR department, every home just has to have a lawn jockey. :)

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjLqb3oy_zQAhUJ64MKHeo6Cw8QjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lawnjock.com%2Fblack_jockey_statue.html&bvm=bv.142059868,d.cGc&psig=AFQjCNEWUoNbVI3gRrw5VpU3SIrZejcx6w&ust=1482110916063602
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 8:35:53 PM EST
Empty gift card marked with whatever the $ limit is.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 8:38:18 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Burley:
Wool socks
cigarettes
Skoal
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why socks?
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 8:39:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/17/2016 8:40:36 PM EST by oldbutspry]



I took a 50 round box of 9mm to the last one I went to. It was held at a coworker's house - not in our offices. My gift was the most popular. All the guys were trying for it.

ETA: This was a White Elephant kind of exchange.


Link Posted: 12/17/2016 8:41:47 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 8:43:07 PM EST
Dildos.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 8:44:35 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:03:19 PM EST
Gallon jar of mayonnaise.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:09:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 9:13:17 PM EST
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Originally Posted By grn_zx6r:
bag of dicks
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Link Posted: 12/17/2016 10:39:18 PM EST
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Originally Posted By lilMAC25:
Empty gift card marked with whatever the $ limit is.
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That's awesome, they won't know they got nothing till they're at the register trying to get something!
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 3:09:16 PM EST
When I was in the Army, I drew the XO's name. I gave him Chapstick and knee pads. I did not tell a sole and maintained my best poker face during the party. Still brings me joy 25 years later...
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 3:28:20 PM EST
Depends on the theme I guess. but a 1 ounce silver coin or bullion can be had for under $20 and is always a big hit.
My wife actually bought me A silver bullet for our 25th wedding anniversary. I keep it in my pocket all the time now.
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