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Posted: 10/19/2004 9:22:14 AM EST
I turned 37 today and had the best birthday ever!!! Just try to top this!!!

Started out yesterday by purchasing myself a brand new Trailblazer. Started out looking for used but decided to treat myself. Love that new car smell.

Woke up this morning, got the kids off to school, and got me some morning sex. Not just morning sex, but a tub full of bubbles with the S.O. After slipping around awhile in there, we ended up on the floor, into the shower, and then back in the tub. Woo Hoo!! (Lots more details left out to protect the innocent).

Went to work (finally) and was greeted by co-workers with cake and balloons.

And the day is only half over......

Feels just like I have life by the balls--never had such a good one. Just thought I'd share with you all.

JUST TRY TO TOP THAT!!!!
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:24:08 AM EST
oh thanks, now my life really sucks ass.

Your wifes not really hot is she because that would just push me over the edge.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:25:01 AM EST
You suck
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:25:45 AM EST


Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:26:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By Frankenpez:
You suck




YES I DO!!!!
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:26:16 AM EST


Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:26:23 AM EST
comin'

Pay later....
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:26:46 AM EST
pics...for God's sake man,....PICS!!!

Pooper...pics.....
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:27:25 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:31:58 AM EST




SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:35:20 AM EST
thanks, asshole.



j/k happy birthday
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:38:34 AM EST
mine is tomorrow....I turn 36....hope I can match your festival
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:39:29 AM EST
Go shooting, clean up, and get some afternoon and evening sex. Inbetween the last two, fix her dinner to say thanks. Maybe it will guilt her into making some cake/pie.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:41:36 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:45:39 AM EST
Maybe you'll run over an anti-/DoUche on the way home from work
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:46:41 AM EST




I've never liked the Idea of Bathroom floor sex...but hey, whatever floats your boat!
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:47:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By SKWARE:

Feels just like I have life by the balls.



Last time I thought those exact words I had a 50% decrease in business that doubled my workload, my wife lost a location giving her a 50% cut in business that couldn't be made up like mine was and our Sebring convertable blew it's motor 3 thousand miles over the warranty. Things are back to normal now, but after my six month run of luck....I NEVER think "too positive" any more. Seems like a jinx or something. Happy birthday.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:48:05 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 9:55:32 AM EST by dpmmn]
Happy Birthday



I have to go to work now
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 10:00:23 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 10:30:19 AM EST by Spade]

Originally Posted By SKWARE:
Not just morning sex, but a tub full of bubbles with the S.O. After slipping around awhile in there, we ended up on the floor, into the shower, and then back in the tub. Woo Hoo!! (Lots more details left out to protect the innocent).




And you did it all in your gigantic bathroom with the pool, right?

Oh yeah, Happy Birthday. And you should bail on work early.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 10:05:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By SKWARE:
I turned 37 today and had the best birthday ever!!! Just try to top this!!!

Started out yesterday by purchasing myself a brand new Trailblazer. Started out looking for used but decided to treat myself. Love that new car smell.

Woke up this morning, got the kids off to school, and got me some morning sex. Not just morning sex, but a tub full of bubbles with the S.O. After slipping around awhile in there, we ended up on the floor, into the shower, and then back in the tub. Woo Hoo!! (Lots more details left out to protect the innocent).

Went to work (finally) and was greeted by co-workers with cake and balloons.

And the day is only half over......

Feels just like I have life by the balls--never had such a good one. Just thought I'd share with you all.

JUST TRY TO TOP THAT!!!!




Fantastic. Glad your day is going good. Mine started off close to that but it is not my B-day
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 10:22:19 AM EST
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Link Posted: 10/19/2004 10:41:27 AM EST
I've cumed close, does doin' it in a newer car count.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 10:47:02 AM EST
Well my birthday is in a few days and i know it wont even come close to that so i am no longer even looking forward to it. Thanks.

Happy Birthday any way and congrats on a great b-day. Hope that it gets better
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 10:58:20 AM EST
Every time I start having a good day somebody manages to screw it up. Just today I thought I was going to be saving like $1800.00 on a remodel but that has now been eaten up by a new heater and a new electical panel. It never stops I tell ya!

So much for the new gun eh?
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 11:12:31 AM EST
that does sound like the start to a rocking birthday.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 11:14:25 AM EST
my birthday is today too. and so far it sucks, my ex girlfriend who I told to fuck off and die after she left me for a cagefighter just called.

Link Posted: 10/19/2004 11:18:59 AM EST
Hope you don't get into a car accident on the way home. Seriously
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 11:19:47 AM EST
My 37th birthday is in December but I doubt it will be anything like that. If I'm lucky I can go and buy me a new toy
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 11:19:53 AM EST
More details! Pics!
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 12:04:38 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 12:07:43 PM EST
sounds like a good B-day.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 3:16:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By cck:
my birthday is today too. and so far it sucks, my ex girlfriend who I told to fuck off and die after she left me for a cagefighter just called.




I hate it when my girlfriend leaves me for a cage fighter. Next worse is when they split for a lion tamer followed closely by a midget tamer or bearded lady. Hell, even the dog will leave you if someone tantalizes him with bacon. Curse this disloyal world!! Curse it!
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 4:09:54 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 4:10:28 PM EST by Turf]
ARTHUR:
Old woman!
DENNIS:
Man!
ARTHUR:
Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
DENNIS:
I'm thirty-seven.
ARTHUR:
I-- what?
DENNIS:
I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old.
ARTHUR:
Well, I can't just call you 'Man'.
DENNIS:
Well, you could say 'Dennis'.
ARTHUR:
Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'.
DENNIS:
Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
ARTHUR:
I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked--
DENNIS:
What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior!
ARTHUR:
Well, I am King!
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:09:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By mike45acp:
oh thanks, now my life really sucks ass.

Your wifes not really hot is she because that would just push me over the edge.




Not married.....maybe that's why it's so good!

I won't say any more cuz I don't want to push you over the edge!
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:32:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By SKWARE:

Originally Posted By Frankenpez:
You suck




YES I DO!!!!

Must be the woman. guys dont get excited over bubbles and balloons
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