Attention:

We need to see all the potential suicide bombers for a quick meeting... pls  

All right every one gather around..

Ok every one.. sit, kneel, bend..

We at the Suicide Bomber school regret to inform you that we are all [b]out of virgins[/b]. I now this comes as a shock to you all, especilly Mahamid and Habib as they were ready to go tommorw morning...

this is party your own fault. If you didnt go around putting your winnie in every female , basicly being a bad muslum, this would not have happened..


Ok now every one go back to your homes.
Pls leave your contact numbers at the desk in case we find more virgins for ya....