Warning

 

Close
Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Cancel Confirm
AR15.COM
8/18/2016 6:15:42 PM EDT
So today at the range, I had finished up and was collecting my brass and talking with another shooter who reloads, when my phone rang.

Since my ear-pro is electronic and blue-tooth I took the call without looking at my phone.

Small mistake because it turned out the caller was a phone solicitor. The call went something like this:

Phone Solicitor: Hi! I'm Mike and I'm calling on behalf of blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

Other shooter: *BLAM* *BLAM*

PS: ... Uh ... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

OS: *BLAM* *BLAM*

PS: Uh ... what is that?

Me: Gunfire.

PS: Oh. Is this a bad time?

Me: It could be better.

PS: Okay, uh, have a good day.

Me: Bye.

I am taking every call from solicitors when I am at the range from now on.
8/18/2016 6:19:50 PM EDT
[#1]
What earpro is that?
8/18/2016 6:23:40 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote History
Quoted:
What earpro is that?
View Quote


This
8/18/2016 6:31:25 PM EDT
[#3]
Or you could reject the call or not answer.

I put mine on airplane mode while at the range.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
8/18/2016 6:34:40 PM EDT
[#4]
Details on earpro?

I LOLed
8/18/2016 6:34:43 PM EDT
[#5]
You should have started yelling out military stuff.  

"Whiskey tango foxtrot!  They have us us pinned down! Send in Bravo Bravo Charlie team for evac.  Oh my God they got Private Ryan!  WHHHHYYY GOD, WHHHHY!  HE WAS SO YOUNG!  Blackhawk down!  You can't haandle the truth! Tell my cat I love her. ::drop phone on table and do a mag dump::".



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
8/18/2016 6:37:57 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote History
Quoted:
You should have started yelling out military stuff.  

"Whiskey tango foxtrot!  They have us us pinned down! Send in Bravo Bravo Charlie team for evac.  Oh my God they got Private Ryan!  WHHHHYYY GOD, WHHHHY!  HE WAS SO YOUNG!  Blackhawk down!  You can't haandle the truth! Tell my cat I love her. ::drop phone on table and do a mag dump::".



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
View Quote




FLUFFY! NOOOOOO! YOU BASTARDS! YOU KILLED FLUFFY!

My phone loses service when I'm at my range.
8/18/2016 6:38:03 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote History
Quoted:
Or you could reject the call or not answer.

I put mine on airplane mode while at the range.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
View Quote



I'm going to take every call I can while on the line at the range now. Pretty much only two kinds of calls come to me, during the day, calls from the wife and calls from solicitors. I'm going to have some fun.

Besides, if I put my phone on airplane mode, I can't stream Pandora.
8/18/2016 6:39:41 PM EDT
[#8]
For the guys asking, the ear-pro is this:


Walker's Razor-XV with Bluetooth Neck Worn Rechargeable Electronic Ear Plugs (NRR 31dB) Flat Dark Earth

They're in the ear, but since they're electronic, you don't hear yourself breathing. I can also wear a brimmed hat on rainy days at the outdoor range.

8/18/2016 6:40:04 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote History
Quoted:
You should have started yelling out military stuff.  

"Whiskey tango foxtrot!  They have us us pinned down! Send in Bravo Bravo Charlie team for evac.  Oh my God they got Private Ryan!  WHHHHYYY GOD, WHHHHY!  HE WAS SO YOUNG!  Blackhawk down!  You can't haandle the truth! Tell my cat I love her. ::drop phone on table and do a mag dump::".



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
View Quote


"GET HIM D-BO!  YEAH MUTHA FUCKA, STEAL MY CHICKEN COOP!   BAM BAM BAMBAMBAM!"
8/18/2016 6:40:20 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote History
Quoted:
Or you could reject the call or not answer.

I put mine on airplane mode while at the range.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
View Quote


Come on now, that's a funny story in the OP
8/18/2016 6:41:11 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote History
Quoted:



I'm going to take every call I can while on the line at the range now. Pretty much only two kinds of calls come to me, during the day, calls from the wife and calls from solicitors. I'm going to have some fun.

Besides, if I put my phone on airplane mode, I can't stream Pandora.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
Or you could reject the call or not answer.

I put mine on airplane mode while at the range.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile



I'm going to take every call I can while on the line at the range now. Pretty much only two kinds of calls come to me, during the day, calls from the wife and calls from solicitors. I'm going to have some fun.

Besides, if I put my phone on airplane mode, I can't stream Pandora.


That is great and all, but... what earpro?
8/18/2016 6:41:32 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote History
Quoted:


"GET HIM D-BO!  YEAH MUTHA FUCKA, STEAL MY CHICKEN COOP!   BAM BAM BAMBAMBAM!"
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
You should have started yelling out military stuff.  

"Whiskey tango foxtrot!  They have us us pinned down! Send in Bravo Bravo Charlie team for evac.  Oh my God they got Private Ryan!  WHHHHYYY GOD, WHHHHY!  HE WAS SO YOUNG!  Blackhawk down!  You can't haandle the truth! Tell my cat I love her. ::drop phone on table and do a mag dump::".



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


"GET HIM D-BO!  YEAH MUTHA FUCKA, STEAL MY CHICKEN COOP!   BAM BAM BAMBAMBAM!"


Ah yes, a ghetto scenario would work, too.  Or a bank robbery scenario.  Oh the possibilities.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
8/18/2016 6:41:53 PM EDT
[#13]

I've been on-call and received calls at the Practical Rifle match.


That was an interesting phone call.  I think back on it and think that I should've found a way to squeeze a "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER!" in there someplace.


8/18/2016 6:42:05 PM EDT
[#14]
Too bad you didn't record that! That would have been classic!
8/18/2016 6:42:17 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote History
Quoted:


Ah yes, a ghetto scenario would work, too.  Or a bank robbery scenario.  Oh the possibilities.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
View Quote


I really want a carpet cleaning company to call. Or maybe a window company.
8/18/2016 6:58:30 PM EDT
[#16]

Quote History
Quoted:
I really want a carpet cleaning company to call. Or maybe a window company.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:



Quoted:





Ah yes, a ghetto scenario would work, too.  Or a bank robbery scenario.  Oh the possibilities.



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile




I really want a carpet cleaning company to call. Or maybe a window company.


Make sure they can clean up blood.  Lots of blood!



 
8/18/2016 7:02:20 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote History
Quoted:

Make sure they can clean up blood.  Lots of blood!
 
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:


Ah yes, a ghetto scenario would work, too.  Or a bank robbery scenario.  Oh the possibilities.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


I really want a carpet cleaning company to call. Or maybe a window company.

Make sure they can clean up blood.  Lots of blood!
 



"CONTACT IN THE KITCHEN!  CONTACT IN THE KITCHEN!"

mag dump

"CLEAR!"

"How do your products work on tile floors?"
8/18/2016 7:04:12 PM EDT
[#18]
and I expect the solicitor will be telling his end of the story to his buddies too
8/18/2016 7:20:51 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote History
Quoted:
You should have started yelling out military stuff.  

"Whiskey tango foxtrot!  They have us us pinned down! Send in Bravo Bravo Charlie team for evac.  Oh my God they got Private Ryan!  WHHHHYYY GOD, WHHHHY!  HE WAS SO YOUNG!  Blackhawk down!  You can't haandle the truth! Tell my cat I love her. ::drop phone on table and do a mag dump::".



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
View Quote


Fritz! They killed Fritz!  Those dirty stinking yellow fairies!!!...
8/18/2016 7:32:01 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote History
Quoted:
For the guys asking, the ear-pro is this:


Walker's Razor-XV with Bluetooth Neck Worn Rechargeable Electronic Ear Plugs (NRR 31dB) Flat Dark Earth

They're in the ear, but since they're electronic, you don't hear yourself breathing. I can also wear a brimmed hat on rainy days at the outdoor range.

https://media.midwayusa.com/productimages/880x660/Primary/354/354867.jpg
View Quote


Do those actually provide protection from gunfire noises?
8/18/2016 7:38:43 PM EDT
[#21]
you should have thrown out the old "GET TO THE CHOPPA!"
8/18/2016 7:49:19 PM EDT
[#22]
Awesome!
8/18/2016 7:54:32 PM EDT
[#23]
"I told you fucking kids to STAY OFF MY LAWN!"










 
8/18/2016 7:57:56 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote History
Quoted:


Do those actually provide protection from gunfire noises?
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
For the guys asking, the ear-pro is this:


Walker's Razor-XV with Bluetooth Neck Worn Rechargeable Electronic Ear Plugs (NRR 31dB) Flat Dark Earth

They're in the ear, but since they're electronic, you don't hear yourself breathing. I can also wear a brimmed hat on rainy days at the outdoor range.

https://media.midwayusa.com/productimages/880x660/Primary/354/354867.jpg


Do those actually provide protection from gunfire noises?


NRR of 31 which is considerably better than any of my electronic muffs. I don't double up on muffs and plugs because that defeats the purpose of electronic muffs. At an outdoor range my 1911 sounds like a pop-gun. I could tell who was shooting an SBR on the rifle range by the level of electronic cut-off during firing. They even only cut-off on the side that needs it. I really like them.
8/18/2016 7:57:58 PM EDT
[#25]
VARIABLE THIS IS KNIFE WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU
8/18/2016 8:00:20 PM EDT
[#26]
My employees have learned that calling me when I'm not at work usually is pointless due to gunfire.
8/18/2016 8:09:56 PM EDT
[#27]
Goddamn revenooooers, get away from mah steal!
BLAMBLAM
8/18/2016 8:13:26 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote History
Quoted:
Make sure they can clean up blood.  Lots of blood!
 
View Quote


It never fully comes up once it sets . Had to go do a job when I was working for a carpet cleaner, the guy got shot inside his house and ran out leaving a nice trail. The best part was the flipped mattress with a hole that was perfect for hiding his Fo'tay in .
8/18/2016 8:23:49 PM EDT
[#29]
Bahahaha,  I find this thread ....inspirational.
8/18/2016 8:33:28 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
So today at the range, I had finished up and was collecting my brass and talking with another shooter who reloads, when my phone rang.

Since my ear-pro is electronic and blue-tooth I took the call without looking at my phone.

Small mistake because it turned out the caller was a phone solicitor. The call went something like this:

Phone Solicitor: Hi! I'm Mike and I'm calling on behalf of blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

Other shooter: *BLAM* *BLAM*

PS: ... Uh ... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

OS: *BLAM* *BLAM*

PS: Uh ... what is that?

Me: Gunfire.

PS: Oh. Is this a bad time?

Me: It could be better.


PS: Okay, uh, have a good day.

Me: Bye.

I am taking every call from solicitors when I am at the range from now on.
View Quote

That's awesome!  
8/18/2016 9:21:48 PM EDT
[#31]
Great story OP.


PS can be amusing with a little imagination.
8/18/2016 9:51:51 PM EDT
[#32]
Download some .mp3's of appropriate sound effects like helicopter overflies and tracked vehicle sounds.
Play at appropriate times to enhance the effect!
8/18/2016 10:00:11 PM EDT
[#33]

Quote History
Quoted:
Fritz! They killed Fritz!  Those dirty stinking yellow fairies!!!...
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:



Quoted:

You should have started yelling out military stuff.  



"Whiskey tango foxtrot!  They have us us pinned down! Send in Bravo Bravo Charlie team for evac.  Oh my God they got Private Ryan!  WHHHHYYY GOD, WHHHHY!  HE WAS SO YOUNG!  Blackhawk down!  You can't haandle the truth! Tell my cat I love her. ::drop phone on table and do a mag dump::".
Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile




Fritz! They killed Fritz!  Those dirty stinking yellow fairies!!!...


Max! Max, I'm okay! I'm okay max. Just a scratch. Look I'm all right.



 
8/18/2016 10:15:06 PM EDT
[#34]
At what db does the attenuation kick in with those.  Like the small size but can't seem to find the info in their product info.
8/18/2016 10:17:15 PM EDT
[#35]

Howard Leights come with a cable.  I put it into my phone at the range.  It works OK.  I mostly use it just to let me know I got a text or call.
8/18/2016 10:51:39 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote History
Quoted:
At what db does the attenuation kick in with those.  Like the small size but can't seem to find the info in their product info.
View Quote


I'm not sure, but it is very effective. It's a graduated cutoff, too.
There are also separate volume controls for ambient sound and Bluetooth.

Like I said before, they are more effective than the electronic muffs I have. (3 different types.)
8/18/2016 11:00:30 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote History
Quoted:
You should have started yelling out military stuff.  

"Whiskey tango foxtrot!  They have us us pinned down! Send in Bravo Bravo Charlie team for evac.  Oh my God they got Private Ryan!  WHHHHYYY GOD, WHHHHY!  HE WAS SO YOUNG!  Blackhawk down!  You can't haandle the truth! Tell my cat I love her. ::drop phone on table and do a mag dump::".



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
View Quote

That would have been epic.
8/18/2016 11:07:07 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:


So today at the range, I had finished up and was collecting my brass and talking with another shooter who reloads, when my phone rang.



Since my ear-pro is electronic and blue-tooth I took the call without looking at my phone.



Small mistake because it turned out the caller was a phone solicitor. The call went something like this:



Phone Solicitor: Hi! I'm Mike and I'm calling on behalf of blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...



Other shooter: *BLAM* *BLAM*



PS: ... Uh ... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.



OS: *BLAM* *BLAM*



PS: Uh ... what is that?



Me: Gunfire.



PS: Oh. Is this a bad time?



Me: It could be better.



PS: Okay, uh, have a good day.



Me: Bye.



I am taking every call from solicitors when I am at the range from now on.
View Quote
Seriously, CSB!

 
8/18/2016 11:22:40 PM EDT
[#39]
LOL, made my night