In Fairbanks AK for a job, went to work at 5pm yesterday which is some 5 hours earlier than usual for this project. At about 2:45 am I needed a break so I went to a 24 hr diner, the only place I know that is open where you can go in and sit down at. As I made my way to a table I noticed a woman making some sort of comment directed at me to her man. They were the typical inked up bar trashy types you would expect and I ignored her.

I had just doctored up my coffee when the drunk cunt got up and ambled towards the bathrooms, except she stopped next to me. I glanced up at her to see her trying to focus her beady eyes on me. Thinking whatever I go back to my phone and several  seconds later she hits me on top of my LaRue hat. Well I giggled at that as it wasn't expected.  I was paying attention when she came back though as I wasn't in the mood to be a victim of further assault.  I was keeping an eye on her man and could see him getting ready to leave. He was not being threatening in any way and in fact was preparing to get her dumb ass out of there.


So as she approaches me she exclaims in a loud  enough voice for everyone in the  smoking section,  "So you like little girls ", I  just sat there quietly ignoring her as she repeated that 3 or 4 times as she was traversing the room,  her old man got up and tried to herd her out of there but not before she could add "there are men who kill guys who like little  girls". At that point they made it outside and hopped in there car and drove off.


I was texting my wife during this period but didn't expect the complete treatment I received or I would have video recorded the event. I  was not  armed as work last night was too tight an area but had a pistol in my van which would have been easy to retrieve. Wife unit was not impressed with the bitch but I told her I am not going to get in a brawl  with a woman,  which would have got her man involved of course.


I had a little chat with the servers who were rather incredulous at the incident and explained to them that I lived 375 miles away and had no idea who she was or what the fuck she was talking about. Finished my coffee and left, appetite wasn't in it to order anything at that juncture.


TLDR: Drunken cunt assaulted me and accused me of being a child molester. I'm a dipshit for not getting  video of it.

cool...

So, you got smacked by one of the two women in the entire state?

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Is this your van?

Lol, Op is a pedo and gets beat up by girls.

Maybe she's seen your avatar?

your feelings may have been assaulted.

you were not however.

Broseph

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Bro
Damn...beat...but not by a drunk bithch

Yep, it looks just like that except for every single detail.

 

 Yeah, teamwork bitch!

What do you call striking someone on top of the head?

 

Battery.

I expected people from Alaska to be tougher than that.

How did she know what you did from hundreds of miles away?

That's what I was thinking, lol.

A strike?

Bro, how did you make it through the concussion?

Was the giggle due to TBI?

Someone seems nervous.

Hold on a second...........
You still have smoking sections?!?!

I'm having a hard time masturbating to this thread.

Pretty sure that this was a case of severely mistaken identity.

 

It's Alaska, liver failure kills everyone before lung cancer.

I'm sure 'giggling' when she hit you convinced her you were not a pedo.

Maybe she recognized you from the online database?

One of two I know of in the state

 

A drunk lady hits you in the head and is yelling at you in the restaurant accusing you of child molestation and you sit there silently and say nothing?  I would not have sat silently especially after be hit and accused of that.  No fucking way.

Be careful, I'm pretty sure you're in a Jack Reacher novel.

Me either.  She could have added women beater to her insults and left a toothless, drunk inky.

So the same way she walked in?

Well do you?

Post a picture of a movie star that you resemble



 

Hell, since you were on your phone, I'd be happy with a pic of the Alaskan 8.

A carotid judo chop would have put an end to that shit.

Liam Neeson (spelling? )

 

Ever see the opening scene of Way of the Gun?  Seems applicable.  

I'm pretty laid-back, but let's just say that she wasn't going to hit me again. The words were pretty shitty even for a drunken pig.

 

Well, OP, stop diddling little girls and this won't happen to you.  

I'm not surprised there are so many pedo bears in AK that almost anyone could get mistaken for one.  Also being a drunk crazy person it's obvious her judgement was impaired.  What surprises me is a lack of blading to the 45 or liberal use bear spray on the crazy couple.  Do you even operate bro?

I'm sure that somewhere on the internet there is porn that starts out like this.

Yes. That restaurant looks like a time warp to the 70s.

OP, that's what you get when you got to the Airport Way Family Diner in the small hours.

But not being a local, I guess you didn't know.

You couldn't say you must have me confused with someone else?

Did the dude with her have a wild red jew fro?

Drunken dipshits are not worth the trouble.


Ever.

I'm a 55 year old tile contractor and broken in multiple ways,  I had just worked 10 hours of my 15 for last night, so no I don't  operate or even  blade. If it escalated any further I would have just  got up and walked out (besides that is where my gun was) and left if possible

 

I know you're right but getting hit and called a pedo is going to be impossible to ignore.

You probably reminded the drunk chick of some molester she knows.

Good on you for keeping your cool OP