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Posted: 11/20/2003 4:17:11 PM EST
Ho, ho, ho.
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 4:22:29 PM EST
That is a smart move asking for three. That way if he only brings you one it's still a great Christmas!
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 4:23:15 PM EST
I'll be wearing my mistletoe belt buckle again this year
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 4:26:29 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/20/2003 4:26:55 PM EST by M4_Aiming_at_U]
I just spoke with Santa and he said that he isnt sending you any 3 hookers until you return the three underage midget boys you asked for last year.

Also, said your cookies and milk sucked!
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 4:34:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By M4_Aiming_at_U:
I just spoke with Santa and he said that he isnt sending you any 3 hookers until you return the three underage midget boys you asked for last year.




Santa screwed up.

He wasn't asking a Whacko to return the 3 boys.

He was asking Jacko.
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 4:49:54 PM EST
Hell, be a Muslim and ask for 72. Virgins, of course, with fresh breath.
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 5:07:00 PM EST
It sucks to be Santa. He only comes once a year.
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 5:16:37 PM EST
Well I just got back from the Piccolo Snare. It was fuck a hooker for free night.
Link Posted: 11/20/2003 5:54:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By einnor1040:
It sucks to be Santa. He only comes once a year.





Yeah. And that's down a chimney.
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