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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:20:14 AM EDT
You have until I finish this cup of coffee. Then I'm going back to sleep.
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:20:43 AM EDT
[#1]
AIDS?
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:21:34 AM EDT
[#2]
Do you have the Ebola?
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:21:37 AM EDT
[#3]
Ebola?
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:21:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: AIDS? Nope. Woke up feeling like shit. Any more details than that and this would turn in to a poop thread. |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:22:31 AM EDT
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You have until I finish this cup of coffee. Then I'm going back to sleep. Uhh, unless it's decaf why would you drink coffee then go back to sleep? 
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:22:33 AM EDT
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Dibs on firearms.
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:22:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Do you have the Ebola? Quote HistoryQuoted: Do you have the Ebola? Quoted: Ebola? I haven't conveniently flown cross-county to spread it before getting diagnosed, so probably not. |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:23:34 AM EDT
[#8]
Does your supervisor have an ARFOM account?
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:23:40 AM EDT
[#9]
Are you actually sick?
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:24:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Uhh, unless it's decaf why would you drink coffee then go back to sleep? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You have until I finish this cup of coffee. Then I'm going back to sleep. Uhh, unless it's decaf why would you drink coffee then go back to sleep? After 15 years of drinking it, it's going to take more than one cup to keep me up. |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:24:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Does your supervisor have an ARFOM account? Nope, but all my bosses/co-workers are rightwing/conservative and gun owners. |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:25:05 AM EDT
[#12]
Are you going to the parade?
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:25:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Are you actually sick? Yes. I plan to spend half the day at my desk working remotely if needed, and the other half in the bathroom. |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:26:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Are you going to the parade? If this is a joke, I don't get it. |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:26:04 AM EDT
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Are you going to the parade? |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:26:27 AM EDT
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I bet your boss thinks you are going to the parade.
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:26:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dibs on firearms. I hope you own scuba gear. |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:29:24 AM EDT
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How many times will you masturbate today?
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:30:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How many times will you masturbate today? More than twice, less than two dozen times. |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:31:31 AM EDT
[#20]
45 or 9?
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:31:53 AM EDT
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so your primary 3 functions are Eat, sleep, and Honda?
That is so messed up.
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:31:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Are you going to the parade? Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen... |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:32:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 45 or 9? 45 because I don't have a matching purse for my Beretta 92. |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:34:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: so your primary 3 functions are Eat, sleep, and Honda? That is so messed up. I'd Honda all day long if I could. |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:36:03 AM EDT
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Is your name Eric? Cause our IT gut called in sick today and our server is down....
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:36:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is your name Eric? Cause our IT gut called in sick today and our server is down.... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I'm an IT guy, but I'm johnny_dot_exe. Not Eric. ETA: If he's your only IT guy and can't fix it remotely or come in to fix it then you need a new IT guy. |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:38:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Are you going to the parade? 
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