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Posted: 1/19/2015 9:20:14 AM EST
You have until I finish this cup of coffee. Then I'm going back to sleep.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:20:43 AM EST
AIDS?
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:21:34 AM EST
Do you have the Ebola?
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:21:37 AM EST
Ebola?
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:21:39 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Tomislav:
AIDS?
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Nope. Woke up feeling like shit. Any more details than that and this would turn in to a poop thread.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:22:31 AM EST
Originally Posted By johnny_dot_exe:
You have until I finish this cup of coffee. Then I'm going back to sleep.
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Uhh, unless it's decaf why would you drink coffee then go back to sleep?
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:22:33 AM EST
Dibs on firearms.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:22:40 AM EST
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Originally Posted By CLICKBANGBANG:
Do you have the Ebola?
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Originally Posted By CLICKBANGBANG:
Do you have the Ebola?

Originally Posted By ARBarsh:
Ebola?

I haven't conveniently flown cross-county to spread it before getting diagnosed, so probably not.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:23:34 AM EST
Does your supervisor have an ARFOM account?
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:23:40 AM EST
Are you actually sick?
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:24:07 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Gator:


Uhh, unless it's decaf why would you drink coffee then go back to sleep?
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Originally Posted By johnny_dot_exe:
You have until I finish this cup of coffee. Then I'm going back to sleep.


Uhh, unless it's decaf why would you drink coffee then go back to sleep?

After 15 years of drinking it, it's going to take more than one cup to keep me up.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:24:47 AM EST
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Originally Posted By ost:
Does your supervisor have an ARFOM account?
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Nope, but all my bosses/co-workers are rightwing/conservative and gun owners.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:25:05 AM EST
Are you going to the parade?
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:25:25 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Zenfoldor:
Are you actually sick?
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Yes. I plan to spend half the day at my desk working remotely if needed, and the other half in the bathroom.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:26:03 AM EST
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Originally Posted By lowcountry:
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If this is a joke, I don't get it.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:26:04 AM EST
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Originally Posted By lowcountry:
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Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:26:27 AM EST
I bet your boss thinks you are going to the parade.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:26:28 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Moose:
Dibs on firearms.
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I hope you own scuba gear.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:29:24 AM EST
How many times will you masturbate today?
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:30:08 AM EST
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Originally Posted By sel366:
How many times will you masturbate today?
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More than twice, less than two dozen times.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:31:31 AM EST
45 or 9?
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:31:53 AM EST
so your primary 3 functions are Eat, sleep, and Honda?

That is so messed up.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:31:59 AM EST
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Originally Posted By lowcountry:
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Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen...
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:32:26 AM EST
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Originally Posted By rsj:
45 or 9?
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45 because I don't have a matching purse for my Beretta 92.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:34:04 AM EST
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Originally Posted By hyperjoe:
so your primary 3 functions are Eat, sleep, and Honda?

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That is so messed up.

I'd Honda all day long if I could.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:36:03 AM EST
Is your name Eric? Cause our IT gut called in sick today and our server is down....

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Originally Posted By FNP45:
Is your name Eric? Cause our IT gut called in sick today and our server is down....

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I'm an IT guy, but I'm johnny_dot_exe. Not Eric.

ETA: If he's your only IT guy and can't fix it remotely or come in to fix it then you need a new IT guy.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:38:47 AM EST
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