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Posted: 6/17/2012 6:17:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:18:18 PM EDT
[#1]
So your sense of humor is broken?  
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:18:27 PM EDT
[#2]
Morphine drip?
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:18:48 PM EDT
[#3]
Hmmm, too easy.



So how'd ya do it?  Fell down the stairs to the basement?
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:18:57 PM EDT
[#4]
Bike wreck?
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:19:04 PM EDT
[#5]
Humerus or not???

(backstory?)
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:19:17 PM EDT
[#6]
So if you break your humerus does it tickle instead of hurt?
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:19:54 PM EDT
[#7]
funny story.
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:19:56 PM EDT
[#8]
Hows it feel?

Also, any hot nurses?
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:20:06 PM EDT
[#9]
 Going to the hospital is not very humerus.
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:20:34 PM EDT
[#10]
I don't get it. How can you break your hummus?
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:20:46 PM EDT
[#11]
Do you find anything funny now?
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:20:53 PM EDT
[#12]
Will you fart in the exam room and see if they get mad please?
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:20:55 PM EDT
[#13]
Make a muscle. Do it.
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:20:59 PM EDT
[#14]
Ouch!
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:21:35 PM EDT
[#15]
From the motorcycle?
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:21:35 PM EDT
[#16]
#1: Have you seen any hot nurses or hot doctors? Please describe.

#2: Is it your fapping arm?
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:21:37 PM EDT
[#17]
Ouch.
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:21:51 PM EDT
[#18]
Did a woman beat you up?
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:22:33 PM EDT
[#19]



Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:22:37 PM EDT
[#20]
Ain't funny is it?
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:31:18 PM EDT
[#21]
Getting hardware put in? The docs seem to like that for that bone.
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:34:11 PM EDT
[#22]
Broke mine in 4 spots in Afghanistan. You're in for some fun...
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:34:13 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Go!


WTF did you do?

and fucking ouch BTW!
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:36:53 PM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:37:17 PM EDT
[#25]
Does it hurt
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:37:46 PM EDT
[#26]
BTW: I just partnered into a medical machine shop. I'll cut you a break on some bone screws.

Pun intended.
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:56:59 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
So your sense of humor is broken?  


Correct.
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:57:23 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Morphine drip?


Fentenol.
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:58:03 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Bike wreck?


High sided it on gravel.
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:59:18 PM EDT
[#30]
When they suddenly found out you would survive, did everyone disappear?      Happen to me....they only like patients that might die.


Fucking ghouls
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 6:59:30 PM EDT
[#31]
bummer

fractured my radius and ulna, congrats on getting the bigger one
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 7:05:31 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Hows it feel?

Also, any hot nurses?


Yes. And a hot Asian friend who helped me change into these scrubs.
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 7:07:15 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
#1: Have you seen any hot nurses or hot doctors? Please describe.

#2: Is it your fapping arm?


Two hot nurses. Dozens of not hot ones. I'll be doing a Steampunk photo shoot with one this fall.
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 7:07:28 PM EDT
[#34]
I'll bet having a broken humerus is not very humorous.

Link Posted: 6/17/2012 7:08:11 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Getting hardware put in? The docs seem to like that for that bone.


Probably just splint it.
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 7:09:27 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Broke mine in 4 spots in Afghanistan. You're in for some fun...


Mine is also broken in 4 spots. How long did yours take to heal?
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 7:10:51 PM EDT
[#37]
Ouch
 
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 7:15:43 PM EDT
[#38]





Quoted:



Yes. And a hot Asian friend who helped me change into these scrubs.








 
 
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 7:21:02 PM EDT
[#39]


DON'T get it fixed! I'd pay you a dollar to grab shit from behind the washing machine.

You may also find a few bucks in change back there.

1-Break yourself
2-retrive dryer lint and spare change. Get dollar fiddy.
3-repeat x 100,000
4-fucking profit!

Finally found ? !
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 7:23:21 PM EDT
[#40]
Humerus thread is not so humerus.
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 7:25:56 PM EDT
[#41]
snap a pic of the hot Asian nurse......do eeeet.
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 7:26:08 PM EDT
[#42]
Oh snap.
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 7:26:38 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Broke mine in 4 spots in Afghanistan. You're in for some fun...


Mine is also broken in 4 spots. How long did yours take to heal?


Are you ever going back to those 4 spots, or will you find some new riding grounds?
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 7:42:54 PM EDT
[#44]
pics?
 
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 7:51:28 PM EDT
[#45]
Does it have anything to do with your avatar?
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 7:53:15 PM EDT
[#46]


You're fine.

Go rub some dirt on it.

Link Posted: 6/17/2012 8:00:47 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Broke mine in 4 spots in Afghanistan. You're in for some fun...


Mine is also broken in 4 spots. How long did yours take to heal?


Are you ever going back to those 4 spots, or will you find some new riding grounds?


Me?  I just try to revisit the one spot, and break new bones elsewhere.

Years afterwards, my daughter and I tried to hike into the spot where I broke my right humerus.  After a couple of days on the trail, we had to change our plans because of our dogs' paws.  We called the trip good enough re-routed over easier terrain with more rest days for the dogs.  [remember, for every mile you hike, your dog might hike three: run ahead, run back, run ahead, repeat]

I have a plate and 5 pins, and the radial nerve runs over the plate.  I can throw a football and rock climb just fine, but am incapable of throwing a baseball, shifting a Jeep Wrangler into 5th gear and bowling with my right arm.

For anyone who's seen the movie 127 Hours, yes, that's what the radial nerve feels/sounds like when you pluck it.
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 8:03:34 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Bike wreck?


High sided it on gravel.


Broke my right fibula that way.  I'll break a fibula 100[0] times before I'd agree to break a humerus again.
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 8:04:11 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Morphine drip?


Fentenol.


Does your nose itch? Fentanyl nose is amusing.
Link Posted: 6/17/2012 8:04:32 PM EDT
[#50]
Is the bike OK?  
 
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