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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:33:08 PM EDT
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I have this problem. When I get drunk at parties, I go around collecting random packs of cigarettes laying out. I wake up the next day with packs of cigarettes in my pockets, but I dont smoke. I think I might have a problem.
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:33:22 PM EDT
[#2]
Why are standard transmissions 'optional' on most new trucks and SUVs?
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:33:53 PM EDT
[#3]
Can I use smileys instead of words? [:D]
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:34:01 PM EDT
[#4]
Hey Doc,
Balissitics, it should be spelled [b]Ballistics[/b] sorry I had to do that On that note can you tell me what the hell is going on with my intense need of anothe 1911? edited to fix my piss poor typing |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:34:14 PM EDT
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The in-laws finally went home after being here for the holidays and we have the house to ourselves once again.
However, I think I'm coming down with the flu that's been going around. So do I hit it now, knowing it's been a while and would be even longer to get over the flu, or do the nice thing and try to keep her healthy? |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:34:58 PM EDT
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[url=http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=220803]Why did my bread collapse?[/url]
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:35:03 PM EDT
[#7]
Why is the sky blue?
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:36:15 PM EDT
[#8]
why did the racoon get run over crossing the road?
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:36:28 PM EDT
[#9]
What kind of gun did Al Pacino use in HEAT?
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:37:34 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted: Hey Doc, Balissitics, it should be spelled [b]Balistics[/b] sorry I had to do that Actually it's spelled [b]Ballistics[/b] |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:37:36 PM EDT
[#11]
what kind of gun did Jack Ruby use?
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:37:52 PM EDT
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I have this tactical cockatiel that likes to be scratched on its head, but I can't bring myself to do it now because of the emotional trauma imparted by the Sherrick beastiality episode. I can't seem to get his last words out of my mind, "It was above the tail..." How can I break out of this so I can give my cockatiel the attention she deserves?
CW |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:38:11 PM EDT
[#13]
It's all this seasonal stress....I wanna go postal....AK or AR?
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:38:14 PM EDT
[#14]
Oh yeah-
Where does the white go when the snow melts? |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:38:16 PM EDT
[#15]
I'm getting tired of my cat. My last cat when I got tired of him I had him with just salt and pepper. What spices do you recommend this time?
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:38:16 PM EDT
[#16]
Why did you post another one of these threads?
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:38:29 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted: Quoted: Hey Doc, Balissitics, it should be spelled [b]Balistics[/b] sorry I had to do that Actually it's spelled [b]Ballistics[/b] Thanks Treetop, I knew I left out an "l" |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:40:32 PM EDT
[#18]
Does this look infected?
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:42:02 PM EDT
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Quoted: I have this problem. When I get drunk at parties, I go around collecting random packs of cigarettes laying out. I wake up the next day with packs of cigarettes in my pockets, but I dont smoke. I think I might have a problem. You have a mothers complex...now stop it!! Why are standard transmissions 'optional' on most new trucks and SUVs? Because todays automatice transmissions can more closely match the RPM's of the motor to better provide the neccessary power needed. They can do this better than any human with a manual. The in-laws finally went home after being here for the holidays and we have the house to ourselves once again. However, I think I'm coming down with the flu that's been going around. So do I hit it now, knowing it's been a while and would be even longer to get over the flu, or do the nice thing and try to keep her healthy? Trust me...hit it now!! She is going to get sick anyways and in a few days she will have a plugged nose and won't be able to breath with her mouth full. DzlBenz Old Yeast Wilson[/qoute] No ridlles. SGtar15 |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:42:57 PM EDT
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What the hell is wrong with "polishing the polish", anyway?
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:44:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: I have this tactical cockatiel that likes to be scratched on its head, but I can't bring myself to do it now because of the emotional trauma imparted by the Sherrick beastiality episode. I can't seem to get his last words out of my mind, "It was above the tail..." How can I break out of this so I can give my cockatiel the attention she deserves? CW I think the main problem here is that you keep refering to your cock in the female sense. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:44:58 PM EDT
[#22]
Why does it hurt when I pee?
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:45:39 PM EDT
[#23]
Hi Sgtar15,
I'm a long time listener, first time caller. [:P]I'm in a bit of a pickle. Rightnow I have a weekend construction job in addition to going to school full time. I am in the process of enlisting in the Air Force and will be shipping out around July. How should I allocate my funds? |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:46:34 PM EDT
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Quoted: I'm getting tired of my cat. My last cat when I got tired of him I had him with just salt and pepper. What spices do you recommend this time? Ahhh! The key is patient seasoning out it the sun for a few days. [img]http://www.aronne.it/gatti_korea1.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:48:33 PM EDT
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Quoted: Hi Sgtar15, I'm a long time listener, first time caller. [:P]I'm in a bit of a pickle. Rightnow I have a weekend construction job in addition to going to school full time. ... I am in the process of enlisting in the Air Force and will be shipping out around July. How should I allocate my funds? Pay back your parents. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:48:54 PM EDT
[#26]
Why can't we discuss firearms (especially AR-15's) on the main page of AR15.com anymore. Some Asshole always chimes in right fucking away and says.."THIS POST DOESN'T BELONG HERE!!!! But if someone wants to ask "What hemorroid cream did Al Pacino use in "Heat", then that is a perfectly acceptable topic to post on ...WTF???
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:50:22 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I'm getting tired of my cat. My last cat when I got tired of him I had him with just salt and pepper. What spices do you recommend this time? Ahhh! The key is patient seasoning out it the sun for a few days. [img]http://www.aronne.it/gatti_korea1.jpg[/img] Are those the cats from Jonestown? |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:50:59 PM EDT
[#28]
Why are states/places like NYC, NJ and PRK so messed up?
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:52:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: Why can't we discuss firearms (especially AR-15's) on the main page of AR15.com anymore. Some Asshole always chimes in right fucking away and says.."THIS POST DOESN'T BELONG HERE!!!! But if someone wants to ask "What hemorroid cream did Al Pacino use in "Heat", then that is a perfectly acceptable topic to post on ...WTF??? Maybe....now just maybe....you are posting your questions in the wrong forum. Think about it. Sgtar15 PS BTW, Pacino used Prep H with plastic aplicator |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:53:40 PM EDT
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Quoted: Why are states/places like NYC, NJ and PRK so messed up? Because the rednecks and the inbreeds from the so called "free" states keep sending their liberals here. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 9:58:40 PM EDT
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Why do they put Braille dots on the keyboards of drive up ATM's?
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Posted: 12/27/2003 10:00:42 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted: Why do they put Braille dots on the keyboards of drive up ATM's? Americans with Disabilities Act. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 10:01:39 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: Quoted: Why are states/places like NYC, NJ and PRK so messed up? Because the rednecks and the inbreeds from the so called "free" states keep sending their liberals here. Sgtar15 And I use to think it was because the folks from those places (NYC and NJ specifically) had the idea that they were superior to those of us from the south. Thanks Dr Sgtar15 fir making me see the light. |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 10:03:56 PM EDT
[#34]
chunky peanut butter or creamy peanut butter?
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Posted: 12/27/2003 10:05:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: chunky peanut butter or creamy peanut butter? Depends on the situation. For a sandwich...chunky For a sex toy...creamy Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 10:06:50 PM EDT
[#36]
Why do cats purr?
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Posted: 12/27/2003 10:07:25 PM EDT
[#37]
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Posted: 12/27/2003 10:09:52 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted: Why do cats purr? They are transmitting signals into your brain telling yoy to feed them. SGtar15 |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 10:14:50 PM EDT
[#39]
Dear [b]sgtar15[/b],
The sale of my house is nearing completion and I'd like to tell my worthless neighbors goodbye the day of the closing. How do you recommend that I officially part ways with these inconsiderate, disrespectful, far left-wing liberal dumbasses? [b]Blamm[size=4]O[/size=4][/b] |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 10:18:09 PM EDT
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Quoted: Dear [b]sgtar15[/b], The sale of my house is nearing completion and I'd like to tell my worthless neighbors goodbye the day of the closing. How do you recommend that I officially part ways with these inconsiderate, disrespectful, far left-wing liberal dumbasses? [b]Blamm[size=4]O[/size=4][/b] Eat their cat outside on their lawn on the final day you leave. SGtar15 SGtar15 |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 10:22:31 PM EDT
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So, there we were, my roommate and me, slappin' the monkeys on the couch while watching Big ol' Tittie Tongue Lashers III. My other roommate comes in the room and acts like he's Mother Teresa. I think he might have gone back to his room and passed out.
So, here's the question - should I tell him that I spooged on his toothbrush? Actually, now that I think about it, it's too late. |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 10:25:23 PM EDT
[#42]
[lolabove] [rofl2]
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Posted: 12/27/2003 10:26:08 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted: So, there we were, my roommate and me, slappin' the monkeys on the couch while watching Big ol' Tittie Tongue Lashers III. My other roommate comes in the room and acts like he's Mother Teresa. I think he might have gone back to his room and passed out. So, here's the question - should I tell him that I spooged on his toothbrush? Actually, now that I think about it, it's too late. HOLD ON ONE SECOND!!!!!!! You mean to tell me you were "doing it" while there was another guy sitting next to you on the couch?? ANd your worried about some other guy?? Your the one with the problem mister!! Now you get a jar of creamy peanutbutter and go alone into your room. Be normal for Christs sake! SGtar15 |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 10:35:25 PM EDT
[#44]
You people just aint right.
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Posted: 12/27/2003 10:35:44 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted: Quoted: So, there we were, my roommate and me, slappin' the monkeys on the couch while watching Big ol' Tittie Tongue Lashers III. My other roommate comes in the room and acts like he's Mother Teresa. I think he might have gone back to his room and passed out. So, here's the question - should I tell him that I spooged on his toothbrush? Actually, now that I think about it, it's too late. HOLD ON ONE SECOND!!!!!!! You mean to tell me you were "doing it" while there was another guy sitting next to you on the couch?? ANd your worried about some other guy?? Your the one with the problem mister!! Now you get a jar of creamy peanutbutter and go alone into your room. Be normal for Christs sake! SGtar15 Geez, we aren't freaks, ya know. We were both sitting at the [b]far[/b] ends of the couch. Still, I'm gonna have to try that peanut butter thing. My dog loves that stuff. |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 10:37:32 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted: You people just aint right. What? Would you prefer gay porn? Geez, they'll let anyone on this site. |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 10:40:07 PM EDT
[#47]
Why am I strange?
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Posted: 12/27/2003 10:42:53 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted: Why am I strange? Your not strange......your special. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 10:43:19 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted: Why am I strange? You ain't strange. I already told them that we were sitting on the [b]far[/b] ends of the couch. |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 10:44:27 PM EDT
[#50]
How come two of my girlfriends from high school decided to look me up 25 years later just to tell me they are now both lesbians?
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