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Posted: 9/23/2005 6:06:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 6:48:51 PM EDT by SteyrAUG]
Your mission is to establish a 10 man "Fast Action Response Team" that is SHTF qualified ready to deploy for zombie outbreaks, MOLON LABE events or general civil unrest where beer from Holland is being looted.

1. Jarhead_22 my second in command and LT. He is appointed to this position because his thought patterns are nearly identical to mine. This is a Machiavellian nomination that will secure my position because if anything happens to me the next guy will be nearly identical but without reliable familiarity.

2. RustedAce will be the team point man. He has the experience and background that ideally suit him for this position and as a result is foolish enough accustomed to doing things like "going in first" if ordered to do so.

3. DK-Prof will be a team member because he is one of the few guys who I can reliably depend on to understand what the fuck I am talking about when I begin to ponder the universe and the nature of our place in relation to the cosmos.

4. arowneragain will be a team member because as much as we disagree on some things he can be reliably counted on to have and bring decent tunes.

5. -Duke-Nukem- will be a team member because in addition to his own tactical SHTF drills and experience his knowledge of a wide variety of "goober quality" weaponry will make him an asset if we ever have to coordinate with local militia types armed with nothing but stuff from AIM surplus.

6. lordtrader will be a team member because somebody besides me has to bring porn. His presence will also go a long way to ensure that other team members will hook up with local chicks and get laid even if he does not.

7. The_Macallan will be a team member to ensure that I'm not the only opinionated asshole on the team. He has the conviction and force of personality that will go a long way to draw heat off of me.

8. Lumpy196 will be a team member just because we need a rebel. Plus every team needs a guy who is just 100% completely against the plan and the decisions of the team leader. Knowing that he completely disagrees with almost everything I think and do will go a long way to reinforce my belief that it is the correct course of action.

9. HeldHostage will be our post traumatic stress councellor because...well because hey you've seen her haven't you? He'll it took me 15 minutes to actually figure out her position on the team cause you KNOW she has to be on the team.

10. Aimless will be our legal council and will advise us on all legal matters. Because if you aren't going to kill all the lawyers then you better bring one with you.

ETA: WinstonWolf is added to the roster as a covert deep cover agent that nobody knows about and...........FUCK.

So that is my first round draft.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:08:22 PM EDT
So who get stuck with me?
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:10:03 PM EDT
I'll take all the squids, former and presently serving. We'll make sure all your finer dive bars and strip joints in your more tropical climates are safe.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:10:11 PM EDT
Your team sucks
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:10:46 PM EDT
I want all moderators on my team. I'll let them get killed off and become a hero to the board!

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:10:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:11:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
So who get stuck with me?




I'll take you ... need someone to build fortifications!


Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:12:32 PM EDT
FreeFall would be my HMFIC.
He knows what he is doing, so I'd let him pick the rest of the team.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:12:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
So who get stuck with me?



You're on my team as long as you bring all your ammo.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:13:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Damn. I always get picked last.

Oh, or not at all.



Perhaps we could use a secondary post traumatic stress councellor.

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:13:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:13:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By newbushmaster:
FreeFall would be my HMFIC.
He knows what he is doing, so I'd let him pick the rest of the team.



Way to delegate authority.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:14:35 PM EDT
I pick SP1Grrl.
With her, I dont need another 9 guys standing around watching while we do secret "recon stuff".
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:14:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
I have an unfair advantage. I know what MOS's our deployed Arfcommers have.

The names I'd pick, most people haven't heard of.



Yeah but my guys have shit like Hurricane Tabs and are Zombie Qualified.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:15:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
So who get stuck with me?



You're on my team as long as you bring all your ammo.



I need to move it more to get in shape
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:15:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 6:19:56 PM EDT by Gravity_Tester]
I'll take Taxman and Sp1Grrl. Ammo and hotties are good.

Playmore too. Never underestimate the demoralizing effect of a being beaten savagely by a woman can have

desertmoon for the transport and smokes...

Leadpoisonr--low key, heavily armed.

Including myself, that oughta be enough. I have a whooooole bag of dirty tricks.

Maybe The_Beer_Slayer too....anyone that witty ought to be able to formulate a plan.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:15:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 6:27:12 PM EDT by SHIVAN]
1) coldblue....

2) Ammoman...

3) Pat_Rogers -- he can bring the rest of my division if needed....

4) Diesel06...those who have seen, know...

5) Simplydynamic...those who have seen, know...

6) SGB...I understand he can keep 1911's running.

7) long-rifle-tactical -- he can keep AR's running and he can reload like a motherf'er

8) gotm4 -- he can shoot like nobodies business....

9) C4iGrant - outfitter and quartermaster who can shoot really damn well

10) MartytW -- he's got the large CQB cannons and can make an AR run well...

I'll let Pat, Brian or SD bring some badasses to round out my team.



I think I win.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:16:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:16:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By newbushmaster:
FreeFall would be my HMFIC.
He knows what he is doing, so I'd let him pick the rest of the team.



Way to delegate authority.



Better that than pick a bunch of beer commandos who get killed before they even get started.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:17:48 PM EDT
I have no use other than having a neat avatar.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:18:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 6:20:03 PM EDT by underdog75]
OK
My first guy will the looker of the bunch, Just incase any lady zombies need smoozing.

Next will be my muscle... Looking for a big ethnic type,.. Hes gotta be dumb but strong, Fear of flying is okay

Then Ill need a guy to fly planes, helos and whatnot,.. It'd be okay if hes kinda crazy.

Me? well I'll make the plans and collect the loot, smoke some cigars maybe

Ill outfit my team with the best money can buy, SS Mini 14's and maybe a 70's van for transport.
Only thing is I dont wanna kill anyone, We'll just shoot up the place and blow up jeeps and stuff.


What do you think?
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:18:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
So who get stuck with me?



I will have you on my team I need you to build a fort for my M1919A4.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:18:42 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:20:02 PM EDT
I killed a man with a trident once.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:20:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
So who get stuck with me?



+1 who the heck will build the bunkers without ya. If I were do build a team, you would certainly be the man for that.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:20:07 PM EDT
Dang it. I thought I'd get picked as the dramatic interpretation artist for recording the histroy of all engagements.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:20:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 6:30:33 PM EDT by vanilla_gorilla]
Here's my zombie eradication team:

1. Taxman. He's got more ammo than the Navy and he can build a mutherfucker of a fort. He's in.

2. FOX-. Bait, nuff said.

3. SGB. I'm gonna need at least one person to yell at everybody else for me.

4. Old_Painless. He's old, but he's got the ability to see things I don't, with probably more wisdom than most.


I'm still working on the rest, You took some of my first picks Steyr.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:20:27 PM EDT
oh, i see how it is.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:21:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 6:36:14 PM EDT by thedoctors308]
I'll take my pick from the survival forum.

1.) I'll decline command and ask TomJefferson to take the lead instead. Level headed guy, always seems to be able to handle any dispute without hurting feelings. Also, everyone respects him, even when they disagree with him

2.) You always need an the brooding angry guy - so fight4yourrights is my choice for that position.

3.) If we need to deal with any goober militia types armed with C&R who could be a better negotiator than protus?

4.) IAMLEGEND because he thinks outside the box and is relatively young and in good shape.

5.) NJm1a because I know him personally and I don't want to be the only non-geezer in this crew.

6.) ops because he knows quite a bit and can walk the walk.

7.) nationwide - somebody has to drive!

8,9,10) pretty much any other regular SF member. All stand up and trustworthy guys.

Plus, I mean come on - there will be redundancy upon redundancy with this crew.
You realize how paranoid SF is?
We have backups for the backup backup to the backup.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:22:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
I have an unfair advantage. I know what MOS's our deployed Arfcommers have.

The names I'd pick, most people haven't heard of.



Yeah but my guys have shit like Hurricane Tabs and are Zombie Qualified.



Someone needs to photoshop a Hurricane Tab for the sleeve and a Zombie patch to go above the jump wings.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:23:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
So who get stuck with me?

The REMF's.

We need sombody in the rear to hold down the fort.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:23:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
2. RustedAce will be the team point man. He has the experience and background that ideally suit him for this position and as a result is foolish enough accustomed to doing things like "going in first" if ordered to do so.



Should I bring my own guns, or are you providing some of your plentiful toys????
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:24:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheStig:
I killed a man with a trident once.



I've been meaning to talk to you about that...you should probably find a relative or a friend close by and sort of, lay low for a while.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:24:05 PM EDT
I'll take nine fellow Devil Dogs.
Nuff' said.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:24:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:24:45 PM EDT
Company leader to Raven...Company leader to Raven.......Come in Raven......talk to me Jonny..........................

They're all dead Sir.........
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:25:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 6:26:11 PM EDT by jadams951]

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Damn. I always get picked last.

Oh, or not at all.



I'll take SP1Grrl to be my point woman so I can be behind her, then she can be behind me as my back up woman, then on my sides so I can see the rest of her!

I'll only need her!
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:25:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:26:11 PM EDT
USMC03
Lumpy196
PatRogers
Zak-Smith
SimplyDynamic
CapnCrunch
NewAr­guy
Hawkeye
Combat_Diver
Diesel06

All of these guys know their shit. Someday, I want to be more like them...
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:26:12 PM EDT
Ninjas work alone....
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:26:49 PM EDT
when the shit jumps up what the fuck you gonna do?
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:28:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 6:31:16 PM EDT by WildBoar]
I am not notorious or famous enough around these parts but I have read a good number of yalls posts.

Just from tehi thread alone I think I could start with a fire team

SteyrAUG For his devotion to getting the truth about Zombies out there and he has a schweet rifle. His Zombie knowledge is outstanding.

Taxman- Gonna need a well built fort/bunker made out of ammunition.

Gravity Tester - Come on, the dude brews his own

82nd - Come on he was in the 325, how can I pass that up

That would complete a fire team. I could contiue to build the other fire team and make the squad complete, maybe even work on a platoon, but I will start with the dream fire team.

I feel that team will hold up to the work any 10 man squad could.

Drunk, behind solid cover, endless supply of ammo, a Zombie interdiction specialist, should be fine
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:29:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Your mission is to establish a 10 man "Fast Action Response Team" that is SHTF qualified ready to deploy for zombie outbreaks, MOLON LABE events or general civil unrest where beer from Holland is being looted.

1. Jarhead_22 my second in command and LT. He is appointed to this position because his thought patterns are nearly identical to mine. This is a Machiavellian nomination that will secure my position because if anything happens to me the next guy will be nearly identical but without reliable familiarity.

2. RustedAce will be the team point man. He has the experience and background that ideally suit him for this position and as a result is foolish enough accustomed to doing things like "going in first" if ordered to do so.

3. DK-Prof will be a team member because he is one of the few guys who I can reliably depend on to understand what the fuck I am talking about when I begin to ponder the universe and the nature of our place in relation to the cosmos.

4. arowneragain will be a team member because as much as we disagree on some things he can be reliably counted on to have and bring decent tunes.

5. -Duke-Nukem- will be a team member because in addition to his own tactical SHTF drills and experience his knowledge of a wide variety of "goober quality" weaponry will make him an asset if we ever have to coordinate with local militia types armed with nothing but stuff from AIM surplus.

6. lordtrader will be a team member because somebody besides me has to bring porn. His presence will also go a long way to ensure that other team members will hook up with local chicks and get laid even if he does not.

7. The_Macallan will be a team member to ensure that I'm not the only opinionated asshole on the team. He has the conviction and force of personality that will go a long way to draw heat off of me.

8. Lumpy196 will be a team member just because we need a rebel. Plus every team needs a guy who is just 100% completely against the plan and the decisions of the team leader. Knowing that he completely disagrees with almost everything I think and do will go a long way to reinforce my belief that it is the correct course of action.

9. HeldHostage will be our post traumatic stress councellor because...well because hey you've seen her haven't you? He'll it took me 15 minutes to actually figure out her position on the team cause you KNOW she has to be on the team.

10. Aimless will be our legal council and will advise us on all legal matters. Because if you aren't going to kill all the lawyers then you better bring one with you.

So that is my first round draft.



I thought this was going to be one of those stupid threads but I find this very amusing with your choices and "justification" for your team members. LOL
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:29:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:30:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jadams951:

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Damn. I always get picked last.

Oh, or not at all.



I'll take SP1Grrl to be my point woman so I can be behind her, then she can be behind me as my back up woman, then on my sides so I can see the rest of her!

I'll only need her!



Too late Stucky! (page 1) Even though I'm probably better armed than a lot of the people here (believe it or not)...too late, Steyr. I'm on Gravity's team.

Playmore too!

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:30:44 PM EDT
Here's ops for my AO
shivan - suppressive automatic fire
symplydynamic - manuever, team leader
thebomber - rifleman
M4arc - rifleman
Templar - grenadier
VA_gunnut - rifleman
C4iGrant - rifleman
Hoplophile - weapons tech
long_rifle_tactical - sniper
gotM4 - sidearms tech
chapperjoe - rifleman
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:31:37 PM EDT
Im adding DPMMN to my team
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:33:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1Gunner:
Here's ops for my AO
shivan - suppressive automatic fire
symplydynamic - manuever, team leader
thebomber - rifleman
M4arc - rifleman
Templar - grenadier
VA_gunnut - rifleman
C4iGrant - rifleman
Hoplophile - weapons tech
long_rifle_tactical - sniper
gotM4 - sidearms tech
chapperjoe - rifleman



Yes! I get the SAW....

Or you could give me a Mk19 and we'd be set.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:35:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 6:38:22 PM EDT by Lumpy196]

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
8. Lumpy196 will be a team member just because we need a rebel. Plus every team needs a guy who is just 100% completely against the plan and the decisions of the team leader. Knowing that he completely disagrees with almost everything I think and do will go a long way to reinforce my belief that it is the correct course of action.







I'll just hang out with HH and let you do your thing



Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Damn. I always get picked last.

Oh, or not at all.



Id pick ya
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:36:27 PM EDT
Someone better pick me for their airborne unit.

Me, 82nd AND FreefallE7! You aint got shit if you dont have airborne capability.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 6:36:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By WildBoar:
I am not notorious or famous enough around these parts but I have read a good number of yalls posts.

Just from tehi thread alone I think I could start with a fire team

SteyrAUG For his devotion to getting the truth about Zombies out there and he has a schweet rifle. His Zombie knowledge is outstanding.

Taxman- Gonna need a well built fort/bunker made out of ammunition.

Gravity Tester - Come on, the dude brews his own

82nd - Come on he was in the 325, how can I pass that up

That would complete a fire team. I could contiue to build the other fire team and make the squad complete, maybe even work on a platoon, but I will start with the dream fire team.

I feel that team will hold up to the work any 10 man squad could.

Drunk, behind solid cover, endless supply of ammo, a Zombie interdiction specialist, should be fine



Yeah, had to get rid of the brewery. My wife wanted her half of the house back

But since we're playin EOTWAWKI, we'll loot a Home Depot for some copper tubing and silver solder. I can extract the only useful part of macro-swill and create moonshine with it


GT

Just kidding there BATFuckers I neither have, nor have any intention of acquiring the knowlege needed to distill alcohol, including a total lack of knowledge of freeze fractioning and stills in general. I have heard that ETOH seperates from water at a temperature of 172*f and (edited by dept of precrime)
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