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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 3/14/2006 2:22:47 PM EST
Do you carry the things that separate you from an APE...(Rhetorical Question)

The ability to create fire (Lighter/matches)(even if you don't smoke)
Some sort of tool or knife(everyday)
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 2:24:23 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2006 2:26:04 PM EST by recoiljunky]
No fire tools (except a 10mm pistol, I guess.)

I do carry a knife everyday, and the knowledge to utilize improvised tools.

edited 'cause "knofe" don't mean nottin.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 2:42:07 PM EST
I'm either an ape that looks like a man, or a man that looks like an ape. It depends on who you ask. I know what my ex wife would say.

I don't normally carry around the means to make fire when not camping, hunting or just out in the woods or desert. I do carry a knife/multitool, gun, light, Treo phone, etc, etc. So despite what my ex wife thinks, I'm firmly in the "man" catagory.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 2:45:04 PM EST
I am a tool
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 2:46:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
I am a tool


Hammerhead.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 2:51:13 PM EST
I carry a brain that allows me to obtain those things as necessary
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 3:22:29 PM EST
I'm a trunk monkey.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 3:23:50 PM EST

Oook oook !

Link Posted: 3/14/2006 3:25:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
I carry a brain that allows me to obtain those things as necessary



+1

It's our brain that separates us from the apes - not the tools we have at hand.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 3:26:05 PM EST
I usually just carry a knife.

I guess in a serious pinch, and if I was desparate, fire could be had by pulling out my G19 in front of one of the liberals at Starbucks then waiting for their head to explode.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 3:27:38 PM EST
I always carry a zippo and my trusty Cold Steel Recon 1 half-serrated tanto. I also carry a pack of cigarettes just in case I need to light up some laser trip wires(for those Metal Gear fans).
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 8:57:49 PM EST
I use a twig to fish ants out of an anthill. What does that make me?
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:00:27 PM EST
I am a man, not a liberal Ape
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:03:24 PM EST
I am a MAN, not an ape. Until I step onto a dance floor, that is.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:10:32 PM EST
Nobody's posted it yet so I guess I will.

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:19:12 PM EST
Just so we're clear, a knife can be used to create a fire.

So yes, I do.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:20:33 PM EST
I am an ape.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:32:30 PM EST
I AM IRONMAN
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:34:39 PM EST
I am an Ape pretending to be a man.

It's the truth.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 11:27:06 PM EST
No knife, no fire, I can use the microwave though.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 11:53:13 PM EST
Knife, My X-ACTO X3274 SurGrip Utility Knife goes everywhere I do.

Link Posted: 3/15/2006 12:08:16 AM EST
I'm having an identity crisis. I carry a lit banana.
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 1:35:33 AM EST
I am not a short tailed monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I carry a tool.
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 2:03:20 AM EST
I'm a man that smells like an ape.
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 2:08:09 AM EST
I just lit my keyboard on fire and put it out with a hammer while singing "I am the ape-man, Koo-Koo-Ka-Choo"......

Link Posted: 3/15/2006 2:53:28 AM EST
Actually, what separates us from the apes is the Ability to Make the tools, not just to carry them.

I can make fire by flint on steel (tried two sticks once--too much of a pain in the ass), and find/form steel to work.

I could carry a nice benchmade folder, but I can also take a scrap of steel and shape it against a rough surface to get a useable blade. I also know the basics of how to make a flint (or glass) blade--I know that it is a pain in the ass to do, but if my life depended on it, you can bet I would put the time in.

AFARR
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 7:38:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By Hipster:

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
I carry a brain that allows me to obtain those things as necessary



+1

It's our brain that separates us from the apes - not the tools we have at hand.






Originally Posted By AFARR:
Actually, what separates us from the apes is the Ability to Make the tools, not just to carry them.

I can make fire by flint on steel (tried two sticks once--too much of a pain in the ass), and find/form steel to work.

I could carry a nice benchmade folder, but I can also take a scrap of steel and shape it against a rough surface to get a useable blade. I also know the basics of how to make a flint (or glass) blade--I know that it is a pain in the ass to do, but if my life depended on it, you can bet I would put the time in.

AFARR



I was talking about using the tools

read the first post it does say rhetorical question
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