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Posted: 1/27/2006 4:07:23 PM EDT
Ok we have 2 threads on what we are drinking tonight and now this thread asking are we alcoholics.


I just hope we have the guns put away while we are enjoying an adult beverage or 87.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 4:08:29 PM EDT
I dont go to no stinking meetings
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 4:10:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 4:10:56 PM EDT
I probaly will be, soon enough. Runs in both sides of the family. Oh well.

-Dan.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 4:11:35 PM EDT
I are an amatuer!

Danny
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 4:11:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DEERSNIPER:
I probaly will be, soon enough. Runs in both sides of the family. Oh well.

-Dan.



Well that is something to look forward to.

Link Posted: 1/27/2006 4:12:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DEERSNIPER:
I probaly will be, soon enough. Runs in both sides of the family. Oh well.

-Dan.



that's just an excuse for people with no willpower. "I'm just addicted because my dad and my mom are" its a load of bullshit
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 4:13:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 4:13:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
no i am a professional drinker

alcoholics go to therapy/meetings




+1

Rehab is for Quitters !!!


Link Posted: 1/27/2006 4:18:24 PM EDT


You mean we're not?



I need to practice more often.

Link Posted: 1/27/2006 4:22:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By DEERSNIPER:
I probaly will be, soon enough. Runs in both sides of the family. Oh well.

-Dan.



that's just an excuse for people with no willpower. "I'm just addicted because my dad and my mom are" its a load of bullshit



Um yeah. I'm not an alcoholic yet (i don't think anyway). I wouldn't use that as an excuse if I was. Just stating the facts nothing more.

-Dan.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 4:26:00 PM EDT
Yes sir.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 4:29:27 PM EDT
Ummmmmm, 18 years.....
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 4:33:42 PM EDT
According to doctors, the term alcoholic is someone who cant quit. bottoms up
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 4:46:05 PM EDT


"Sir, on the night in question, had you been drinking?"
"I had a few beers."

"Could you tell the court what you mean by 'a few beers'?"
" I don't know -- eighteen or twenty, I think."
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 4:55:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/27/2006 4:55:30 PM EDT by tom1000rr]
I dunno, do I have to wait untill someone says I am?
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 4:57:46 PM EDT


she called me late last night to say she loved me so
it didn't matter anymore but i say she never cared
and that she never will i'd do it all again
i guess i'll have to wait until then
if i get drunk well i'll pass out
on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
if you're drinkin' well you know
that you're my friend and i say
i think i'll have myself a beer.

she called me late last night to say she loved me,
so..? but i guess he changed her mind.
well i should have known it wouldn't be
all right, but i can't live without her
so i won't even try...

maybe some day, i'll think of what to say.
maybe next time i'll remember what to do,
she looks like heaven, maybe this is hell,
said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!

if i get drunk well, i'll pass out
on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
(and she said)
it's ok boy cause you know
we'll be good friends
and i say, i think i'll have myself a beer.

Link Posted: 1/27/2006 4:58:36 PM EDT

she told me
that I was lame
with her middle finger in my face
wont waste her time with such a loser
so now I wallow in regret
wanna do something right but I haven't yet
why do my endeavors end up in failure

I think I'll go out drinkin'
drinkin' all night long
cuz if I go out drinkin'
then I can stop thinkin'
bout how the world done me wrong

I guess I shouldn't feel so bad
ain't got much reason to feel so sad
'cept that I'm poor untalented and ugly
I know its like they always say
good times and bad will come our way
but theres only one thing that'll make this easier

I think I'll go out drinkin'
drinkin' all night long
cuz if I go out drinkin'
then I can stop thinkin'
bout how the world done me wrong

so wrong
I sing this song and nobody sings along
I've got a friend
he's in my hand
he understands
he said to me everything wont be so bad!

I think I'll go out drinkin'
drinkin' all night long
cuz if I go out drinkin'
then I can stop thinkin'
bout how the world done me wrong

I think I'll go out drinkin' (think I'll go out drinkin')
drinkin' all night long (drinkin' all night long)
cuz if I go out drinkin'
then I can stop thinkin'
about how the worlds done me
how the worlds done me wrong (so wrong)

Link Posted: 1/27/2006 5:05:31 PM EDT
Drunks.

Alcoholics go to meetings.
Link Posted: 1/27/2006 6:42:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/27/2006 6:44:03 PM EDT by RSF45]
This is a great song, funny & true...
"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley

I can make anybody pretty.
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.
Well, I've been known to cause a few break-ups,
An' I've been known to cause a few births.
Well, I can make you new friends, or get you fired from work.

And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France,
Been making the bars lots of big money,
An' helpin' white people dance.
I got you in trouble in High School,
But College, now that was a ball.
You had some of the best times you?ll never remember with me:
Alcohol; Alcohol.

I got blamed at your wedding reception,
For your best man's embarrassing speech.
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.
I've influenced Kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

?Cause since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France,
I been making a fool out of folks just like you,
An' helping white people dance.
I am medicine and I am poison,
I can help you up or make you fall.
You had some of the best times you?ll never remember with me:
Alcohol.

Yeah, since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France,
Been making the bars lots of big money,
(Helpin' white people dance.)
Yeah, I got you in trouble in High School,
But College, now that was a ball.
You had some of the best times you?ll never remember with me:
Alcohol; Alcohol.





Link Posted: 1/27/2006 6:45:31 PM EDT
If you have to ask.....

Kinda like when a chick says, "Do these jeans make me look fat....."
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 5:44:02 PM EDT


Link Posted: 2/24/2006 5:45:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
I dont go to no stinking meetings



Dude, I'm on an outage meeting right now. Live status! And an empty bottle of Jim Beam.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 5:46:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Q3131A:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
I dont go to no stinking meetings



Dude, I'm on an outage meeting right now. Live status! And an empty bottle of Jim Beam.




Hmmmmmmmmm Jim Beam......gotta be the Black though.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 5:46:19 PM EDT
I almost never drink alcohol.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 5:49:00 PM EDT
Speak for yourselves, I don't drink Alcohol!!

"Hi my names Fireguy3 and i'ma PEPSI holic.............."
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 5:53:04 PM EDT
Damn, I thought TRH was back.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 5:57:33 PM EDT
mmmm beer
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 6:01:35 PM EDT
I thought about quitting drinking, but no one likes a quitter.

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