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Posted: 7/24/2001 6:45:58 PM EDT
Don't try to bullshit me, I'm smart. |
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I work for the Post Ofice, and I'm armed. Now what is it about this "normal" bizziness? HUH?
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Remember, I work for the Post Office. All your address are known to us!
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I carry a concealed weapon up on top of chimneys. Nope, don't think I qualify!
[img]http://www.ncsg.org/topohat-small.jpg[/img] ...[:D] |
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Since I have this strange love of guns, according to HCI, I'm a nut.
According to AA if you have more than 2 drinks a wk your an alcoholic therefore not well. I have a beer or a couple of glasses of wine a day. I am a [b]Filipino[/b] that grew up in [b]America[/b] with an [b]Italian[/b] first name and a [b]Spanish[/b] last name, whose favorite cuisine to eat is [b]Chinese[/b]. I am/was a bond trader, yet math was my worst subject in school. CA city raised living in burbs of TX. Went to college for broadcasting yet I work in the financial services industry. I like expensive stuff, yet I'm broke. I have a 3in dick. NO I'M NOT FV [;D] |
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Quoted: I carry a concealed weapon up on top of chimneys. Nope, don't think I qualify! [img]http://www.ncsg.org/topohat-small.jpg[/img] ...[:D] View Quote Nothing wrong with that, I've heard of plenty of people having to shoot their way out of a tough chimney scenario.. |
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Um......... What was the question?
Oh. Uh, heh-heh... Sorry, gotta go - it's medication time.[whacko] P3[pyro][rolleyes] |
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Keep typing, we are monitoring. Our agents will be doing foot surveillance tomorrow.
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I take annual fly in fishing trips to Canada. You know the kind where they take you in on a float plane and drop you off? I go off in a boat by myself and fish naked for one day on every trip. It doesn't help the fishing but I like it anyway. That's normal, right?
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Oh I almost forgot I jump out of perfectly good airplanes at around 13-14,000ft above ground.
Is that normal? |
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uhhhh- i have a girlfriend- and i have a FOUR inch dick- a veritable monster!
okay, well, 3 7/8"- but who's counting? |
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Huh, are you guys measuring your manhood while erect or flaccid? If the former, you got big problems... [;)]
Or should I have said...small problems??? |
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Originally Posted By Mole Eye: Don't try to bullshit me, I'm smart. View Quote I may not be normal, but I've got a pretty good rememberer. You wanted to test your body armor on your wife. Real smart!! Real normal!! LOL You can't shit me, pal. |
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[:o)]What's this "dick" thing I keep hearing about? Is he a junior member? [:o)]
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Quoted: Huh, are you guys measuring your manhood while erect or flaccid? If the former, you got big problems... [;)] Or should I have said...small problems??? View Quote Hey I'm Filipino. When was the last you heard in a conversation, " Hey them Filipino's man they are hung like horses" You hear that about black guys, not much about Filipino's but then again I am not normal. But the unit works. I've learned to work with it. |
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There is no such thing as normal. It is just a "PC" term used to define everyone no matter how odd you are!!
Once normal was having 2.25 children, a house, and being white living in the suburbs.....that no longer appies. Now normal is being anything you want to be...including a non english speaking minority dressed in a topless nun's outfit as you try to pick up members of your own sex to sleep with. God bless the F'ud up USSA!!! sgtar15 |
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I'm normal.
[img]wsphotofews.excite.com/008/cz/jt/1Q/eT57199.jpg[/img] why? |
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Well if your definition of normal is - House with white picket fence, Wife whose 30 but looks 40, 2.5 kids(reason wife looks 40),
a dog, Suv. No I'm not normal. Rented house needs painted real bad, girlfriend[whacko]broke-up with me because I "didn't" do COCAINE, no kids but got 2 AR15's, working on the dog part, got an 86 fullsize Blazer. half normal aint two bad. except this damn twitch. |
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so thats the illustrious TREETOP...
i used to have 2 gauge circular barbells in my ears- until i started developing keloids. after that got rid of those and the septum ring, shaved off the bright red hair.... and grabbed an AR! |
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Whats /\/()R/\/\/-\ L
I work for fed ex, and if your not nice to me, I won't bring you your gunz, instead I'll keep them.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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normal?
who wants to be normal? bo-ring! i may have aged beyond the mowhawk and piercings phase(well, mowhawk anyway), but i have absolutely no desire to be normal. i prefer the looks of shock and astonishment when i exceed 'normal' people's expectations of myself. btw, treetop- nice babes. you must be doing something right! |
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Normal is as Normal does...
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Thank you for identifying yourselves. This thread has saved us many valuable person-hours and tax dollars. As stated before, out foot investigators will visit you tomorrow. Please continue. THE MANAGEMENT
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I am verrrrry Normal [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/explode.gif[/img] sgb |
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Depends on what the meaning of the word [b]"NORMAL"[/B]is.Please define which definition
of the word [b]"NORMAL"[/B]you are basing your question on.then state how in the context of your question [b]"Are there normal people on this board?"[/b]that definition should be implied as to the who the [b]"PEOPLE"[/B]are.By [b]"PEOPLE"[/B]do you mean to include all members of this site? or just those who actually own firearms?Then break it down between those who do and those who don't wear tin foil hats while on the internet,as opposed to those who do in their everyday life.Your answers to the above questions would help greatly in finding the correct information you are requesting.Madman"damn I need to foil my roof"Kirk.[:D] |
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As our (thankfully) ex-president would have replied, define ARE.....
[BD] WWoodworth |
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Hmm, "normal" No, not as such. But don't tell anybody, I've got 'em all fooled........teh, hehhehhehhehheh
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Quoted: I am a [b]Filipino[/b] that grew up in [b]America[/b] with an [b]Italian[/b] first name and a [b]Spanish[/b] last name, whose favorite cuisine to eat is [b]Chinese[/b]. View Quote Your name is Guido Rodriguez? Woo hoo! I am one of the few people on here that isn't a fed, state doj, paid informant, agent provocateur, or other government employee. Womenz just don't like me. |
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There was a normal guy on here last week some time.
At least he seemed normal.It may have been a clever ploy to seem normal while being abnormal. How long ago was last week?Is it normal to not remember how long ago it seemed normal to be cleverly.......... Time for Wapner...Definitely time for Wapner |
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Quoted: As our (thankfully) ex-president would have replied, define ARE..... View Quote BTW: Imbroglio your name is looking better……..mmk,damn I told Mrs mmk To buy more foil. |
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Quoted: I have a 3in dick. View Quote Now it takes a big man......... to admit that! |
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[img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/soapbox.gif[/img] [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/hitler.gif[/img] [rocket] [size=5][B] F_&@ HITLER![/SIZE=6][/B] |
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Me, normal, well I reckon I am some kind of a freak, not a circus freak, but in my own way a freak of nature. I am fit, a soldier, own a Ute (91 XF Ford Falcon), own some guns, got a great woman (who like me, likes guns, beer and porno). She is a dead ringer to Angela from Whos the Boss, other words she is hot! -- And can handle a Steyr-AUG and Minimi like a woman possessed!
Own a home near the beach at Cronulla, love surf'n, SCUBA, abseiling, and enjoy BBQs and pig hunting. I have a passion for the kangaroo (had one as a pet when I was young), and appreciate lving in a free country (although I wish the gun laws were'nt as tight). So WTF is normal? |
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Quoted: I have a 3in dick. [;D] View Quote Damn brother, I don't think I would have told that! Marugul buto here! [img]http://www.ncsg.org/topohat-small.jpg[/img] |
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Quoted: I have a 3in dick. [;D] View Quote I feel your pain, Leonardo Cortez. I once went to a doctor complaining about the size of my dick, and not feeling normal. He did tell me he could trim off all the excess to get it down to normal proportions. |
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I already know I'm not normal. Being judged normal is in the eye of the beholder. Most everyone thinks they are normal and everyone else is crazy. I already know I'm a nut.
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Normal? Hummm, lets see.........
I look like a 5/8 scale of the Undertaker, with piercings. I drive a 70GTO. I like a woman who can give and take a punch. (you know the whole SM thing) I have studied the occult for more years than I care to remember. And I build guns. Its normal for me, and all the people I have locked in my basement. |
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