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4/1/2016 9:07:02 AM EDT
Mar-a-Lago Club - Palm Beach, Florida - Under mounting pressure from Conservative critics, including a majority of women, Donald Trump announced he was letting go of Corey Lewandowski.  

"He's a good friend, but what he did was unacceptable.  Corey has become a distraction to my campaign to Make America Great Again so...he's fired!"  Trump said.

The firing wraps up Trump's worst week of his campaign since he lost Iowa to Ted Cruz exactly two months ago. To recap: On Tuesday, his campaign manager was charged with misdemeanor battery. Also on Tuesday, he backed away from his pledge to support the whomever becomes the GOP nominee, giving his Republican critics extra ammunition against him. On Wednesday, he suggested on MSNBC that he would advocate punishing women who seek an abortion, angering both abortion-rights supporters and opponents. (He later backtracked from that abortion statement.) And on top of it all, he finds himself trailing in Wisconsin, which holds its primary on Tuesday.



"I hope we can move on from this and have an amazing, a huge April Fool's."



4/1/2016 9:11:43 AM EDT
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but seriously,

4/1/2016 9:13:25 AM EDT
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I know, it's not as good as my furry BOTD thread, but c'mon, it was short notice and kinda believable.


4/1/2016 9:14:59 AM EDT
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Haha pretty good.

In other news Cruz will totally win against Hillary Clinton.
4/1/2016 9:22:41 AM EDT
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Mar-a-Lago Club - Palm Beach, Florida - Under mounting pressure from Conservative critics, including a majority of women, Donald Trump announced he was letting go of Corey Lewandowski.  



"He's a good friend, but what he did was unacceptable.  Corey has become a distraction to my campaign to Make America Great Again so...he's fired!"  Trump said.



The firing wraps up a Trump's worst week of his campaign since he lost Iowa to Ted Cruz exactly two months ago. To recap: On Tuesday, his campaign manager was charged with misdemeanor battery. Also on Tuesday, he backed away from his pledge to support the whomever becomes the GOP nominee, giving his Republican critics extra ammunition against him. On Wednesday, he suggested on MSNBC that he would advocate punishing women who seek an abortion, angering both abortion-rights supporters and opponents. (He later backtracked from that abortion statement.) And on top of it all, he finds himself trailing in Wisconsin, which holds its primary on Tuesday.



http://www.trbimg.com/img-56fc6a5a/turbine/ct-corey-lewandowski-donald-trump-campaign-manager-20160330



"I hope we can move on from this and have an amazing, a huge April Fool's."
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One of the better ones so far








4/1/2016 9:55:02 AM EDT
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Mar-a-Lago Club - Palm Beach, Florida - Under mounting pressure from Conservative critics, including a majority of women, Donald Trump announced he was letting go of Corey Lewandowski.  

"He's a good friend, but what he did was unacceptable.  Corey has become a distraction to my campaign to Make America Great Again so...he's fired!"  Trump said.

The firing wraps up a Trump's worst week of his campaign since he lost Iowa to Ted Cruz exactly two months ago. To recap: On Tuesday, his campaign manager was charged with misdemeanor battery. Also on Tuesday, he backed away from his pledge to support the whomever becomes the GOP nominee, giving his Republican critics extra ammunition against him. On Wednesday, he suggested on MSNBC that he would advocate punishing women who seek an abortion, angering both abortion-rights supporters and opponents. (He later backtracked from that abortion statement.) And on top of it all, he finds himself trailing in Wisconsin, which holds its primary on Tuesday.

http://www.trbimg.com/img-56fc6a5a/turbine/ct-corey-lewandowski-donald-trump-campaign-manager-20160330

"I hope we can move on from this and have an amazing, a huge April Fool's."



One of the better ones so far







It's hard to be subtle.


4/1/2016 9:59:32 AM EDT
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I know, it's not as good as my furry BOTD thread, but c'mon, it was short notice and kinda believable.





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but seriously,







I know, it's not as good as my furry BOTD thread, but c'mon, it was short notice and kinda believable.





I'm just smarting, because you got me.  

 
4/1/2016 10:10:00 AM EDT
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but seriously,



I know, it's not as good as my furry BOTD thread, but c'mon, it was short notice and kinda believable.


I'm just smarting, because you got me.    


This!   I actually thought halfway through the article, wow a real article on the Internet today, amazing.  
4/1/2016 10:28:51 AM EDT
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Wait...






At first Trump was like




"COREY DIDN'T DO IT! SHE IS A LIAR AND BEING DISHONEST!!!I'M TRUMP!!I'M YUUUGE!"




Then he was like:




"What Corey did was unacceptable"









4/1/2016 10:32:32 AM EDT
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IN . . . before the law suits get filed ! ! !





4/1/2016 10:46:04 AM EDT
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nvm
4/1/2016 10:47:47 AM EDT
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Cruz should criticize Trump for "not standing behind his guy" as Trump did to Cruz after Cruz fired his comm. director Rick Tyler.

But you won't see that.

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You gotta be quicker than that!


4/1/2016 10:49:33 AM EDT
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LOL



4/1/2016 10:50:24 AM EDT
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You gotta be quicker than that!


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But you won't see that.

Cruz isn't a lying, no-class, NYC sewer rat like Trump.


You gotta be quicker than that!




Got me.

I should have known that any story that shows Trump demonstrating some integrity would be a hoax.
4/1/2016 10:50:33 AM EDT
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Maybe he'll fire himself next.
4/1/2016 10:53:53 AM EDT
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At first Trump was like


"COREY DIDN'T DO IT! SHE IS A LIAR AND BEING DISHONEST!!!I'M TRUMP!!I'M YUUUGE!"


Then he was like:


"What Corey did was unacceptable"






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4/1/2016 10:54:37 AM EDT
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Got me.

I should have known that any story that shows Trump demonstrating some integrity would be a hoax.
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Cruz should criticize Trump for "not standing behind his guy" as Trump did to Cruz after Cruz fired his comm. director Rick Tyler.

But you won't see that.

Cruz isn't a lying, no-class, NYC sewer rat like Trump.


You gotta be quicker than that!




Got me.

I should have known that any story that shows Trump demonstrating some integrity would be a hoax.


Heh, exactly.
4/1/2016 11:25:04 AM EDT
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4/1/2016 11:38:41 AM EDT
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Must be April Fools
4/1/2016 11:39:50 AM EDT
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Lies!
4/1/2016 12:05:21 PM EDT
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Wait...
At first Trump was like





"COREY DIDN'T DO IT! SHE IS A LIAR AND BEING DISHONEST!!!I'M TRUMP!!I'M YUUUGE!"





Then he was like:





"What Corey did was unacceptable"








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Just


4/1/2016 12:07:37 PM EDT
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Just more lies.  The sad part that was mild compared to the daily lies of the rabid anti-Trump people on this site.



I knew it was fake from the title because Donald Trump is actually loyal to his employees unlike Ted Cruz.
4/1/2016 1:51:24 PM EDT
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Just more lies.  The sad part that was mild compared to the daily lies of the rabid anti-Trump people on this site.

I knew it was fake from the title because Donald Trump is actually loyal to his employees unlike Ted Cruz.
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4/1/2016 1:54:18 PM EDT
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Just more lies.  The sad part that was mild compared to the daily lies of the rabid anti-Trump people on this site.

I knew it was fake from the title because Donald Trump is actually loyal to his employees unlike Ted Cruz.


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I kinda thought he would get fired when he admitted Cruz had nothing to do with the Melania ad.
4/1/2016 5:17:39 PM EDT
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Corey-"Look at those tiny fucking hands!"













Trump-"Your fired!"
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4/2/2016 10:36:14 AM EDT
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OP request from the best I can tell. If not, don't report them next time.