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Posted: 10/4/2004 9:06:53 AM EST
I know we have some experts here, I dont have any experience with the asian persuasion.'
Got a date with one next week a exchange student from japan.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:10:43 AM EST
Make sure she always looks down, follows no closer than 10 feet behind you, and always smiles when you speak. If she becomes Americanized, it's all over.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:11:26 AM EST
first off if she hasn't been here long, (i am assuming they stay for 2 semesters?) you are good just because she will most likily love anything American.


US cars US clothes... Anything that seems really corny and stupid she will probably think is cool.

So make sure to drive your FORD, and dont do anything stupid like take her to a sushi restaurant.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:12:06 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 9:12:17 AM EST by grywlf52]
Need more info. Does this involve sushi and a low table?

Good luck, it is all relevant.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:12:59 AM EST
Make sure you tell her that asian chicks "Love you long time"

Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:13:10 AM EST
Lots of Saki
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:14:05 AM EST
lucky you! good luck....

<­BR>





...oh, and don't fuck it up!
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:14:10 AM EST
Exchange student....


Treat her as an equal. Being from Japan (or anywhere else in Asia), she won't be used to that, AT ALL.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:14:37 AM EST
One word:

Sanrio
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:15:31 AM EST
Im sure shes like any other girl and just wants to have fun, BTW my wife is Jap and this is where I got my info. Only thing different is respect they will give, but notice if it isnt given.

Good lucky!
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:15:47 AM EST
Dude, all you need to know about bedding Japaneses hoes can be learned by playing Simgirl.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:16:16 AM EST
ask her if you can park your large american car in her small garage?
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:16:44 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:17:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By Zardoz:
Exchange student....


Treat her as an equal. Being from Japan (or anywhere else in Asia), she won't be used to that, AT ALL.



really? japan didn't seem that bad, IMHO ahead of most of asia in that respect.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:18:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By Mak762:
ask her if you can park your large american car in her small garage?



Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:19:15 AM EST
dude, just relax and be yourself.
smile alot and just be pleasant so she relaxes.
have you met her before?

Aske HER where she wants to eat, she might be hesitant to tell you her desires, it'd probably be different to her, but im sure she'd appreciate it.

just dont say or do any of the stupid shit that us arfcommers suggest.. and im sure it'll be apparent what to and not to do.

and i am sure SOMEONE will suggest
"stuff it in her pooper and post pics"
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:20:11 AM EST
You may be in luck. My buddy married a Japanese woman. Before they were married, he had many offers from her friends from Japan would come over to visit her. They all wanted to have sex with an American man because Japanese men were such lousy lovers.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:20:16 AM EST
Stuff,pooper,pics.Need I say more?
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:22:37 AM EST
Buy her?
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:26:07 AM EST
Under no circumstances should you reply to her "We won the war".

No distasteful jokes about nikes either.



be yourself. american have very large penis
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:28:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By airtranscrash:

have you met her before?




Yeah I met her on campus, I was making some BS small talk asking her about some book then I asked her if she wanted to get a drink next friday and got her #. Unfortunately I had to go to class...
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:29:20 AM EST
make sure to dress like Elvis Presley or Michael Jackson, the Japanese are really into American pop culture
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:30:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By Thunderbolt:
make sure to dress like Elvis Presley or Michael Jackson, the Japanese are really into American pop culture



That had better win her over cuz you will have burned any chances with any other girls dressing like that
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:30:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By JLB:
You may be in luck. My buddy married a Japanese woman. Before they were married, he had many offers from her friends from Japan would come over to visit her. They all wanted to have sex with an American man because Japanese men were such lousy lovers.



I've heard similar. Treat her well and be Romantic. There was an article in USA Today a few months ago about how sexual activity is diminishing something terrible in Japan. Something about how the government is trying to slow the population explosion in a small country, and how Japanese men are heeding the advice, and working so much that they are just not interested anymore. Supposedly Japanese women are being neglected physically, and were not happy about it according to the article. So, have fun
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:31:44 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 9:32:44 AM EST by skid2964]

Originally Posted By TopCrest:
Under no circumstances should you reply to her "We won the war".

No distasteful jokes about nikes either.

www.matthawkins.co.uk/guts-se/graphics/end_credits/bomb.jpg

be yourself. american have very large penis



Dont mention Nikes? Afriad her 9 yr old cousin in tiawan might be a Nike factory worker?


Choco party, good good!
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:33:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By Jasba:

Originally Posted By JLB:
You may be in luck. My buddy married a Japanese woman. Before they were married, he had many offers from her friends from Japan would come over to visit her. They all wanted to have sex with an American man because Japanese men were such lousy lovers.



I've heard similar. Treat her well and be Romantic. There was an article in USA Today a few months ago about how sexual activity is diminishing something terrible in Japan. Something about how the government is trying to slow the population explosion in a small country, and how Japanese men are heeding the advice, and working so much that they are just not interested anymore. Supposedly Japanese women are being neglected physically, and were not happy about it according to the article. So, have fun



Wow I am going to have to remember that next time i meet any girl who looks somewhat japanese.

No wonder they lost the war they can't even take care of their wimmins.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:33:29 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:33:43 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:35:54 AM EST
Maintain a strong pimp hand.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:37:05 AM EST
Candles, massage oil, and Barry White.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:43:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By Jasba:
[I've heard similar. Treat her well and be Romantic. There was an article in USA Today a few months ago about how sexual activity is diminishing something terrible in Japan. Something about how the government is trying to slow the population explosion in a small country, and how Japanese men are heeding the advice, and working so much that they are just not interested anymore. Supposedly Japanese women are being neglected physically, and were not happy about it according to the article. So, have fun



I thought Japan was one of the countries experiencing a negative rate of population growth. Am I confused?
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:49:42 AM EST
Don't act like you have a "thing" for Asian chicks even if you do.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:53:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By Stillie:
Maintain a strong pimp hand.



LOL
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 9:54:04 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 9:56:13 AM EST by ThunderStick]
NViejo You are right-- there is no population explosion in Japan--Quite the opposite is true--they are experiencing negative population growth. What Jasba said is wrong.

There is a looming crisis in Japan due to the rapid aging of the population. They need either lots of babies or a complete change in immigration policy (they need to let foreigners in by the hundreds of thousands).

Currently, Japan has one child per couple birth rate with virtually no out of wedlock births.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 10:02:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By ThunderStick:
NViejo You are right-- there is no population explosion in Japan--Quite the opposite is true--they are experiencing negative population growth. What Jasba said is wrong.

There is a looming crisis in Japan due to the rapid aging of the population. They need either lots of babies or a complete change in immigration policy (they need to let foreigners in by the hundreds of thousands).

Currently, Japan has one child per couple birth rate with virtually no out of wedlock births.



Sorry, must have gotten my facts incorrect. I thought the population decline was due to government pressure in the last decade to curb it. Anyway, I do remember the USA Today report, and they gave the impression that the sex drive of Japanese men is declining......
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 10:03:55 AM EST
Hello,

I believe I may just qualify as one of them there experts you be talken about. Since the present misses is in fact a little FOB Japanese girl, and the one before that was a FOB Chinese girl, and the one before that was a FOB Thai girl, and etc…. Also in case you did not know FOB means "fresh off the boat."

Anyhow, what I have noticed is that 95% of these FOB type gals are totally clueless about the world around them. With that said, simply smile, be polite, be courteous, and find out what the 5% of her brain power is actually interested in. In my case the misses likes cooking, iron chef, and hello kitty.

Lastly, a word of advice do not insult “Hello Kitty” or you’re screwed,

Tgrds
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 10:06:13 AM EST
Cram it in her pooper--they like that shit. And don't forget to post pics.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 10:08:28 AM EST
Tgrds:

What's with the "Hello Kitty"?

I thought that was some kind of kid's toy?
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 10:13:15 AM EST
I have a tony bit of experience with this sort of thing (FOBs). I'd say don't rush things, and if you get her panties off, eat pie first.

GunLvr
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 10:20:13 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 10:28:58 AM EST by Samstead]

Make sure she always looks down, follows no closer than 10 feet behind you, and always smiles when you speak. If she becomes Americanized, it's all over.






Be an overly polite gentleman. And treat her respectfully.

Pretty simple really. Treat her like you would a Southern lady.



The only thing I can add to that is that Japanese girls LOVE good food. It will impress her even more if you make it yourself. Also, sushi is fine IF you go to a really good place, not Joe's sushi shack. Far too many sushi restaurants here are run by untrained chefs who serve low quality fish.

ETA
Japanese girls tend to be adventureous, so its likely that she'll be intrigued by activities like shooting.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 10:21:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 10:21:29 AM EST by wheelow]

Originally Posted By Tgrds:
Hello,

I believe I may just qualify as one of them there experts you be talken about. Since the present misses is in fact a little FOB Japanese girl, and the one before that was a FOB Chinese girl, and the one before that was a FOB Thai girl, and etc…. Also in case you did not know FOB means "fresh off the boat."

Anyhow, what I have noticed is that 95% of these FOB type gals are totally clueless about the world around them. With that said, simply smile, be polite, be courteous, and find out what the 5% of her brain power is actually interested in. In my case the misses likes cooking, iron chef, and hello kitty.

Lastly, a word of advice do not insult “Hello Kitty” or you’re screwed,

Tgrds



haha, go figure she likes hello kitty. I know a couple girls here that are all about that. They are of the white persuasion though.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 10:26:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By GunLvrPHD:
I have a tony bit of experience with this sort of thing (FOBs). I'd say don't rush things, and if you get her panties off, eat pie first.

GunLvr



why do they not get enough pie eating in japan?
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 10:37:22 AM EST
Look her in the eyes and ask, "Didn't I see you in a Bukkake movie?"
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 11:11:32 AM EST
Turn her into a panting, screaming animal with a Hello Kitty vibrating butt plug. Japanese women like sex toys. And Hello Kitty, for that matter.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 11:15:56 AM EST
Show her your hentai collection and tell her constantly that you hate big tits. That should warm her up.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 12:13:40 PM EST
A & W Rootbeer Drive-Ins
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 12:27:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By SWS:
Tgrds:

What's with the "Hello Kitty"?

I thought that was some kind of kid's toy?



Toy?

Oh God no, Hello Kitty is not a toy, but an Imperial Viceroy Commander of doom that should be apart of the Axis of Evil.



Link Posted: 10/4/2004 12:28:50 PM EST
Watch your back, she might bomb your harbor.
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 12:31:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Lots of Sabukaki



fixed it for ya
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 1:53:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Show her your hentai collection and tell her constantly that you hate big tits. That should warm her up.

bwaHAHAhaha
Link Posted: 10/4/2004 1:59:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2004 2:02:57 PM EST by Da_Bunny]
Is she from Japan? Be prepared to hand over a shitload of 24 caret gold if you want her parents approval. A friend of mine handed over 14 troy oz and her dad threw it back at him and called it an insult.

edit: Find out what a round the world cruise would cost, with expenses, and be prepared to hand it over in the form of gold coin.
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