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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 3/14/2006 4:13:08 PM EST
........this has to be my craziest thread yet.....but please help, my wife is about to make me sleep on the couch for being so toxic!......Do those "Beano" pills work? I need something....I won't go into the smelly details, but let's just say, I can clear a room.....


sorry for the nasty nature of this thread.......
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 4:14:57 PM EST
Just wait until she goes to bed then deliver the Dutch Oven.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 4:16:35 PM EST
Gas-X
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 4:17:46 PM EST
good luck with that
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 4:18:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By Another_Dude:
Just wait until she goes to bed then deliver the Dutch Oven.




I've done that, and believe me, the results WERE NOT conducive to my good health..........or, if I went to bed first.....and , you know, warmed up the bed a bit.....then she comes to bed, and lifts the covers to crawl under them, and she let's the toxic cloud escape.............she gets PISSED, like I do it on purpose.......I need something......
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 4:18:54 PM EST
Make lemonade out of lemons. Would lighting them impress her?
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