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Posted: 9/6/2004 7:07:55 AM EST
Does it work? Too good or not good enough?

My biggest question is mood... after taking one and knocking the bottom out of your partner and getting your nuts off, do you automatically go for another? I simply can't imagine it. Once I'm done, I'm done... it would take an act of God to get me to go for seconds immediately after.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 7:10:55 AM EST
Lets see how many have the balls to respond...lol...

I have been very tempted in trying that enzyt stuff... free samples, cant beat that.. Hey, that smiley looks like the wifes face on thier comercials
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 7:15:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By jnewt:
Lets see how many have the balls to respond...lol...

I have been very tempted in trying that enzyt stuff... free samples, cant beat that.. Hey, that smiley looks like the wifes face on thier comercials



Actually, if you get the enzyte, you will be able to again!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 7:17:26 AM EST
Here's something that might help.

Every time you pee just wringe it out instead of shaking it off.

Over time it WILL get longer......skinnier, but longer.


Sgt(thump)ar15
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 7:18:16 AM EST
I feel like I know enough people on here to talk about stuff like this. I wonder if it works too because a couple years ago I had a bout of Peyronies Diseasewww.altpenis.com/penis_news/peyronies.shtml and went from a nice 7.5" down to about 5.5" in less then a year. Talk about pain too, it scared the hell out of me. Fortuantly the tissue died out all the way around so I'm straight again just shorter. I was wondering about Enzyte too, if it worked. I'd like to get back to normal or close. Until something like this happens to you it's tough to relate to people that has had it.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 7:18:33 AM EST
Didn't Lordtrader or someone try one of those products several years ago?


Link Posted: 9/6/2004 7:20:16 AM EST
I am going to order some... I will post before and after pics.... hopefully if all goes well the after pic wont fit in the monitor...lol...


Seriosly, I would like to here results people have had whith the different types..
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 7:21:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Didn't Lordtrader or someone try one of those products several years ago?





Yeah...he took some sort of penis cream...it didn't work, only made his hand bigger.


But seriously, the only thing you can do is increase blood flow to the area.


SGtar15
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 7:31:59 AM EST

Steve Martin's All-Natural Penis Beauty Cream

.....Steve Martin
Bob Hillets.....Chris Elliot
Dave Marcus.....Kevin Nealon


Steve Martin: Hi, I'm Steve Martin. With so many celebrities endorsing cosmetics these days, I wanted to make sure the cosmetic I endorsed was very special. That's why I'm proud to put my name on.. Steve Martin's All-Natural Penis Beauty Cream.. New Formula. Try my new beauty cream, and in a matter of weeks your penis will be looking smoother and softer, the way women like it. And because of the new formula no more scaling. Here's how it works:

Just take a small amount and rub gently on the penis for several minutes up to a half-hour. You'll notice a difference right away. And, don't worry, a slight discoloration is normal. Bob, tell us, how has my Steve Martin's All-Natural Penis Beauty Cream.. New Formula helped you?

Bob Hillets: Well, Steve, I'm in real estate, and if I'm not confident, I can't do my job.

Steve Martin: And you can't feel confident unless your manhood is smooth and soft, right?

Bob Hillets: Exactly! If I'm thinking about my appearance, I'm not thinking about selling houses. The day I started using Steve's cream, I sold three houses. Now, I have more energy than before, my confidence is sky-high, I just got my pilot's license, and next week I'm flying solo from L.A. to Tahoe with nothing onboard except two jars of your cream.

Steve Martin: That's great!

Bob Hillets: Well, the best part, Steve, is that now I can throw away all those cans of turtle wax.

Steve Martin: Our next guest actually started using my new cream by accident. Isn't that right, Dave?

Dave Marcus: That's right, Steve. I thought it was for something else.

Steve Martin: And now that you've been using the product, how have you found it?

Dave Marcus: Well, Steve.. I've found I have a lovelier, more luxurious, softer penis than I ever had with other beauty creams, probably because it's the first beauty lotion made especially for the johnson. I'll tell you - if I could afford it, I would use your cream 24 hours a day.

Steve Martin: And, is your wife more attracted to you now that you've been using my cream?

Dave Marcus: Well, Steve, my wife recently left me, But before she did, she told me, "I hope you and your Steve Martin's Beauty Cream will be very happy.

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Link Posted: 9/6/2004 7:42:39 AM EST
TNFrank... that is Hill-Airious!!! I never saw that one. It's just so ridiculous... I love it. Luxurious...

But seriously...

I'm not sure these drugs are intended to make your j-rod longer... I have always been under the impression they are just for erectile problems, where you can't get it and/or keep it up. Are the intended to make you somehow longer as well?

I'd certainly be willing to give it a try, but I don't know that my wife would be a willing participant. Shit, if I'm gonna take it I wanna take advantage of it.



On a side note... a friend of mine told me how he was able to have orgasm after orgasm when he was "pleasing a woman". If that's possible I'd love to know the secret, because once I get my money shot, everything goes with it. I don't even want to think about it after that. I just can't imagine still being fired up and diving right back in for seconds or thirds.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:12:01 AM EST
Janet Reno
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:17:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By sknnr:
Janet Reno



You know, this is one case in which I wish the mods hadn't yet told me to not post threats.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:22:35 AM EST
One Saturday when the kids were away I tried one of the all natural ones. No that it was needed just to see what it would do. Well, after about 45 minutes the wife and I got busy had a great time. Apparently the first one was just from the wife doing her dress up thing. About an hour later while watching TV the effects of the other kicked in. Face turned red, got hot (temprature), out of the blue the main shaft went to full attention. Took care of business again. To get some relief. The staff stayed up for about an hour and a half after that.

Next time might try half of one.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:26:20 AM EST
Once you get it Wet , you might as well keep it submerged for awhile


Originally Posted By pathfinder74:

I simply can't imagine it. Once I'm done, I'm done... it would take an act of God to get me to go for seconds immediately after.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 9:37:56 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2004 9:38:32 AM EST by Colt45guy]
I took advantage of the free Enzyte offer...I had some sent to my boss, my brother, my brother in law and my neighbor. (to their place of business, of course)


So far, the only person I see smiling is me!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 12:27:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
One Saturday when the kids were away I tried one of the all natural ones. No that it was needed just to see what it would do. Well, after about 45 minutes the wife and I got busy had a great time. Apparently the first one was just from the wife doing her dress up thing. About an hour later while watching TV the effects of the other kicked in. Face turned red, got hot (temprature), out of the blue the main shaft went to full attention. Took care of business again. To get some relief. The staff stayed up for about an hour and a half after that.

Next time might try half of one.





B.S.

AB
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 12:45:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2004 12:47:00 PM EST by cobra-ak]
Seriously, I have tried all three, Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis. Viagra gave me a headache, congested nose, I felt my heart beating, my blood really flowing. It worked but too many side effects, I think the original Viagra was made for quadrapalegics, 50mg is way too much, believe you me, diamond shaped with lines ready to be split in 4 places might be the way to go, but even 12.5 mg gave me the runny nose and stuffed congestion. Cialis was purported to work for 36 hours again I got side effects like headaches but it worked OK. I prefer Levitra cause it lasts about 5 hours with no headaches or runny nose and they come in convenient 10 mg pills. If you are a healthy male there is no need for anything more than 10 mg. And with these pills believe you me the girl will fall asleep first, you will still be awake even after 4 or 5 sessions in a 5 hour period. A bit of advice for the single man the chemistry has to be good between you and you partner, I have been with girls that the sexual experience was not worth the money spent on the drugs..... it absolutely won't work if the girl looks like Janet Reno.....
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 12:47:22 PM EST
Bein a young'n (27) and not being able to even GET any pussy, I have no need for any assistance...

I read a story of a guy that got some Viagra to try out... he decided to see how it worked... by popping one BEFORE CHURCH. Well, during one of the sermons or whatever, there was some passage that he took to be a little erotic, and he got excited.... the soldier saluted right there in church and stayed at attention. He and the wife went home and shagged rotten for a while I don't recall how long he said they went, but he said a couple things:

1. It won't make you last longer. If you're a two pump chump, you'll still be a two pump chump.

2. Your soldier stays saluting, and you're pretty much ready to go again right away. No refractory period.

Sounds like it would be fun for some marathon sex if I could find a young little sex kitten that wants it.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 12:52:42 PM EST
Yeah - Well pay aattention to the "small print" on the TV ad. "Seek immediate medical attention for erections lasting over 4 hours"

I got the idea that if you tried to go on for more than an hour with the lady in question , she's going to be hitting you in the head and other sensitive places with blunt or sharp objects to solve the problem, then the tri wil be to the ER to get something sewed back on.

Now if you're by yourself.
Walk into the ER "Ma'am, I've had this heyar woodie for 4 hours now. I think I need help."

"OK, take a seat over there and we'll call you after we get through with the critical patients from the auto accident."


15 minutes later

BANG fissssssssss

"Uhh maa'am, I think I need to see the Doctor now."
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:04:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By PaDanby:
15 minutes later
BANG fissssssssss
"Uhh maa'am, I think I need to see the Doctor now."



Are you saying your dick could explode?
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:17:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By cobra-ak:
Seriously, I have tried all three, Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis. Viagra gave me a headache, congested nose, I felt my heart beating, my blood really flowing. It worked but too many side effects, I think the original Viagra was made for quadrapalegics, 50mg is way too much, believe you me, diamond shaped with lines ready to be split in 4 places might be the way to go, but even 12.5 mg gave me the runny nose and stuffed congestion. Cialis was purported to work for 36 hours again I got side effects like headaches but it worked OK. I prefer Levitra cause it lasts about 5 hours with no headaches or runny nose and they come in convenient 10 mg pills. If you are a healthy male there is no need for anything more than 10 mg. And with these pills believe you me the girl will fall asleep first, you will still be awake even after 4 or 5 sessions in a 5 hour period. A bit of advice for the single man the chemistry has to be good between you and you partner, I have been with girls that the sexual experience was not worth the money spent on the drugs..... it absolutely won't work if the girl looks like Janet Reno.....



That is pretty much what I found out...cept, I've only tried Viagra and Levitra. Levitra is much better on the other senses. Don't need the pee pee enhancer, she's complained abut the size since I've been married "10 years".
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:21:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Here's something that might help.

Every time you pee just wringe it out instead of shaking it off.

Over time it WILL get longer......skinnier, but longer.


Sgt(thump)ar15




Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:47:31 PM EST
I tried one of those natural male enhancement pills. It worked. My johnson got bigger like they promised . The only problem is it looks like a 4 inch tall beer can now.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 2:03:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Didn't Lordtrader or someone try one of those products several years ago?





Yeah...he took some sort of penis cream...it didn't work, only made his hand bigger.


SGtar15



LMAO!!

Seriously though,if you're healthy and functioning "normal" why would you want to take these drugs?

Why the hell would you want a six hour hard-on?...I'd friggen want to kill myself if had to go all day with wood.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 2:05:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rip_Roarin_Wacko:
I tried one of those natural male enhancement pills. It worked. My johnson got bigger like they promised . The only problem is it looks like a 4 inch tall beer can now.





Sorry guy,
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 2:11:13 PM EST
I tried viagra a few times, the boner does last longer but I also felt less sensation. The wife didn't seem to mind though.
It's expensive stuff!!!!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 2:13:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By TNFrank:
I feel like I know enough people on here to talk about stuff like this. I wonder if it works too because a couple years ago I had a bout of Peyronies Diseasewww.altpenis.com/penis_news/peyronies.shtml and went from a nice 7.5" down to about 5.5" in less then a year. Talk about pain too, it scared the hell out of me. Fortuantly the tissue died out all the way around so I'm straight again just shorter. I was wondering about Enzyte too, if it worked. I'd like to get back to normal or close. Until something like this happens to you it's tough to relate to people that has had it.






Peyronie’s Disease – Severe Bending Of The Erect Penis



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The French surgeon François de la Peyronie first described Peyronie's disease in 1743. It manifests itself as a severe bending of the erect penis. Men should be aware that it is perfectly normal for penises to bend or curve somewhat. The bending of the erect penis in Peyronies disease is much more severe, can be painful, and often prevents sexual intercourse.

Peyronie's disease is characterized by a hard lump of scar tissue, or plaque, that forms on the penis. The plaque develops on the upper or lower side of the penis in layers containing erectile tissue. Cases of Peyronie's disease range from mild to severe. Symptoms may develop slowly or appear overnight. It is unclear exactly what causes Peyronie’s Disease. In severe cases, the hardened plaque reduces flexibility, causing pain and forcing the penis to bend or arc during erection. In many cases, the pain decreases over time, but the bend in the penis may remain a problem, making sexual intercourse difficult. The sexual problems that result can disrupt a couple's physical and emotional relationship and lead to lowered self-esteem in the man. In a small percentage of patients with the milder form of the disease, inflammation may resolve without causing significant pain or permanent bleeding.

The plaque itself is noncancerous. A plaque on the top of the shaft (most common) causes the penis to bend upward; a plaque on the underside causes it to bend downward. In some cases, the plaque develops on both top and bottom, leading to indentation and shortening of the penis. At times, pain, bending, and emotional distress might prohibit sexual intercourse.

One study found Peyronie's disease occurring in 1% of men. Although the disease occurs mostly in middle-aged men, younger and older men can acquire it. About 30 percent of people with Peyronie's disease develop fibrosis (hardened cells) in other elastic tissues of the body, such as on the hand or foot. In some cases, men who are related by blood tend to develop Peyronie's disease, which suggests that familial factors might make a man vulnerable to the disease.

Men with Peyronie's disease usually seek medical attention because of painful erections and difficulty with intercourse. Since the cause of the disease and its development are not well understood, doctors treat the disease empirically; that is, they prescribe and continue methods that seem to help. The goal of therapy is to keep the Peyronie's patient sexually active. Providing education about the disease and its course often is all that is required. No strong evidence shows that any treatment other than surgery is effective. Experts usually recommend surgery only in long-term cases in which the disease is stabilized and the deformity prevents intercourse.

Many researchers believe the plaque of Peyronie's disease develops following trauma (hitting or bending) that causes localized bleeding inside the penis. A chamber (actually two chambers known as the corpora cavernosa) runs the length of the penis. The inner-surface membrane of the chamber is a sheath of elastic fibers. A connecting tissue, called a septum, runs along the center of the chamber and attaches at the top and bottom. If the penis is abnormally bumped or bent, an area where the septum attaches to the elastic fibers may stretch beyond a limit, injuring the lining of the erectile chamber and, for example, rupturing small blood vessels. As a result of aging, diminished elasticity near the point of attachment of the septum might increase the chances of injury. The damaged area might heal slowly or abnormally for two reasons: repeated trauma and a minimal amount of blood-flow in the sheath-like fibers. In cases that heal within about a year, the plaque does not advance beyond an initial inflammatory phase. In cases that persist for years, the plaque undergoes fibrosis, or formation of tough fibrous tissue, and even calcification, or formation of calcium deposits.

Treatment

Because the course of Peyronie's disease is different in each patient and because some patients experience improvement without treatment, medical experts suggest waiting 1 to 2 years or longer before attempting to correct it surgically. During that wait, patients often try treatments whose effectiveness has not been proven. Some researchers have given men vitamin E orally and have reported improvements. Similar inconclusive success has been attributed to oral application of para-aminobenzoate, belonging to the family of B-complex molecules. Researchers have injected chemical agents such as verapamil, collagenase, steroids, and calcium channel blockers directly into the plaques. These interventions are still considered unproven. Steroids, such as cortisone, have produced unwanted side effects, such as the atrophy of healthy tissues.

Peyronie's disease has been treated with some success by surgery. The two most common surgical methods are removal or expansion of the plaque followed by placement of a patch of skin or artificial material and removal of tissue from the side of the penis opposite the plaque, which cancels out the bending effect. The first method can involve partial loss of erectile function. The second method causes a shortening of the erect penis. Some men choose to receive an implanted device that increases rigidity of the penis. In some cases, an implant alone will straighten the penis.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 2:17:07 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 2:24:49 PM EST
Damn, Red_Beard, rub it in.

wait that doesn't sound too good
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 2:27:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By AUT_BELLUM:
Damn, Red_Beard, rub it in.

wait that doesn't sound too good



It is a HARD subject for me to talk about. I had to have a couple STIFF drinks before I could even post. I'll still bet that I pack more "injured" then most of ya' pack uninjured. Of course no matter what size it is, it keeps ME happy.LOL
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 2:37:34 PM EST
Hmm, looking at myself in the mirror, I see I'm kind of CHUBBY.
I think I'll go outside and chop some fireWOOD. Nothing like vigorous
excersise to lose some weight. I don't want to be FLACCID.
I live in a WOODY area.
Then I have to ERECT a flagPOLE.
After all that, I guess I'll relax and eat an icecream CONE.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 2:41:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Here's something that might help.

Every time you pee just wringe it out instead of shaking it off.

Over time it WILL get longer......skinnier, but longer.


Sgt(thump)ar15



Yeah, except every woman I've talked to open enough to talk about it says that it's not the length, it's the width that matters most. Of course, it has to be long enough to use in the first place.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 2:41:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rip_Roarin_Wacko:
I tried one of those natural male enhancement pills. It worked. My johnson got bigger like they promised . The only problem is it looks like a 4 inch tall beer can now.



You sure you don't mean a tuna can?
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 2:45:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By RMac:

Originally Posted By Rip_Roarin_Wacko:
I tried one of those natural male enhancement pills. It worked. My johnson got bigger like they promised . The only problem is it looks like a 4 inch tall beer can now.



You sure you don't mean a tuna can?



Or a can of viena sausages??fullclip
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