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Posted: 4/27/2001 8:36:20 PM EST
Just want to know if anyone else here is a member. Ohio 288
Link Posted: 4/27/2001 8:39:08 PM EST
[#1]
Um...I had sex once in my car in the parking lot of the Hoover, AL masonic lodge late one night.  Am I an "honorary member"?

Perhaps not.
Jewbroni~
Link Posted: 4/28/2001 12:21:38 AM EST
[#2]
McLure #539 Rocky Hill KY
Link Posted: 4/28/2001 6:04:04 AM EST
[#3]
I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.[:o]
Link Posted: 4/28/2001 6:10:12 AM EST
[#4]
SW, Housatonic #61 Canaan, CT
Link Posted: 4/28/2001 9:08:41 AM EST
[#5]
What exactly do you masons do at your meetings anyway..  I have heard all sorts of things......from Pagan rituals to sex orgies ala "eyes wide shut"?
Link Posted: 4/28/2001 9:25:46 AM EST
[#6]
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What exactly do you masons do at your meetings anyway..  I have heard all sorts of things......from Pagan rituals to sex orgies ala "eyes wide shut"?
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{Homer reads to Lisa from the "Secret World History".}

Lisa: I _still_ don't believe all the founding fathers were Stonecutters.

Homer: That's because you trust your stupid schoolbooks.  Here's what _really_ happened at the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
           
[flash to signing]

Washington: And a nation is born.  Now let us party like 'twas 1799!
           
[small kegs are rolled in; two men chug]

Everyone: [chanting] Quaff!  Quaff!  Quaff!  Quaff!
[a man lights a match, blows beer at it][it makes a flamethrower and burns another man's wig]

Owner: Please, sir!  You're destroying my establishment.

Man: We just created the greatest democracy on earth, you low-life commoner![kicks him]
   
Homer: [in the present] You want to see how Davy Crockett _really_ died at the Alamo?  You must be eighteen...
Link Posted: 4/28/2001 10:16:53 AM EST
[#7]
Not a Mason but I was in DeMolay.
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