Just want to know if anyone else here is a member. Ohio 288

Um...I had sex once in my car in the parking lot of the Hoover, AL masonic lodge late one night.  Am I an "honorary member"?

Perhaps not.
Jewbroni~

McLure #539 Rocky Hill KY

I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.[:o]

SW, Housatonic #61 Canaan, CT

What exactly do you masons do at your meetings anyway..  I have heard all sorts of things......from Pagan rituals to sex orgies ala "eyes wide shut"?

{Homer reads to Lisa from the "Secret World History".}

Lisa: I _still_ don't believe all the founding fathers were Stonecutters.

Homer: That's because you trust your stupid schoolbooks.  Here's what _really_ happened at the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
           
[flash to signing]

Washington: And a nation is born.  Now let us party like 'twas 1799!
           
[small kegs are rolled in; two men chug]

Everyone: [chanting] Quaff!  Quaff!  Quaff!  Quaff!
[a man lights a match, blows beer at it][it makes a flamethrower and burns another man's wig]

Owner: Please, sir!  You're destroying my establishment.

Man: We just created the greatest democracy on earth, you low-life commoner![kicks him]
   
Homer: [in the present] You want to see how Davy Crockett _really_ died at the Alamo?  You must be eighteen...

Not a Mason but I was in DeMolay.