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7/17/2015 1:15:31 PM EDT
Has arfcom seen El Chapo?
7/17/2015 1:19:03 PM EDT
[#1]
I'm think he may be a luchador now.

7/17/2015 1:22:08 PM EDT
[#2]
He is probably in meetings discussing new routes, territories, and profit sharing with the DEA/CIA/BATFE and Border Patrol.
7/17/2015 1:22:45 PM EDT
[#3]
7/17/2015 1:26:13 PM EDT
[#4]

I thought I saw him about 10 times the other day when I was running errands in San Antonio
Still waiting on a call back from the Mexican Consulate on whether I will be getting the 3.8 mil reward

7/17/2015 1:26:35 PM EDT
[#5]
I just saw something about some documentary film maker went to Mexico and is on the hunt to find him to interview him. I don't think that's going to work out for him.

 
7/17/2015 1:27:04 PM EDT
[#6]
He is working contentedly at a taco truck in Muscatine Iowa.

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7/17/2015 1:27:55 PM EDT
[#7]
He is in southern Texas, no one will ever find him.
7/17/2015 1:28:18 PM EDT
[#8]
He hasn't been seen because he's wearing a mask.

7/17/2015 2:16:41 PM EDT
[#9]
In the bowling alley at the White House basement enjoying a cervaza would be my guess....
7/17/2015 2:17:52 PM EDT
[#10]
Is he related to El Chupacabra?
7/17/2015 2:20:31 PM EDT
[#11]

7/17/2015 2:21:14 PM EDT
[#12]
I saw him just yesterday.  He was at a restaurant in Boise eating lunch with Elvis, Tupac, and Donald Trump.

7/17/2015 2:21:36 PM EDT
[#13]
Last seen acquiring a plethora of piñatas.
7/17/2015 2:25:56 PM EDT
[#14]
One of his wives gave birth two twins at the Antelope Valley Hospital in Southern California a while ago.

She waited in a nearby residence for a few months before giving birth, and paid in bags of cash.

The spaces for “Name of Father” are blank. But the L.A. County birth certificates list the mother, who happens to be the young wife of one of history’s biggest and most sought-after drug lords, Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman.

Emma Coronel traveled to Southern California in mid-July, and on Aug. 15 gave birth to twin girls at Antelope Valley Hospital in Lancaster, according to birth records and a senior U.S. law enforcement official.

Turns out Coronel, a 22-year-old former beauty queen, holds U.S. citizenship, which entitles her to travel freely to the U.S. and to use its hospitals. By being born to a U.S. citizen, not to mention in California, her little girls now also have U.S. citizenship.
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El Chapo's Wife Gives Birth to Twins in So Cal
7/17/2015 2:26:09 PM EDT
[#15]
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EVIL Piñatas!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

7/17/2015 2:27:59 PM EDT
[#16]
He's neckdeep in some hookers and blow right now.
7/17/2015 2:29:07 PM EDT
[#17]
Upper NY state near the Canadian border ....................
7/17/2015 2:30:24 PM EDT
[#18]
EL Clapo is living in Mexico city
7/17/2015 2:43:50 PM EDT
[#19]
7/17/2015 2:57:42 PM EDT
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7/17/2015 3:04:12 PM EDT
[#21]
I hope he's never captured.
7/17/2015 3:07:07 PM EDT
[#22]
I saw a few chapos floating in toilet water at a restaurant last night.
7/17/2015 3:15:32 PM EDT
[#23]
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"Jefe,what is a plethora"?
7/17/2015 3:19:14 PM EDT
[#24]
Quick, someone Photochop El Chapo's head on "Lootie's" body and replace the crate of Heinekens with a bundle of MJ.
7/17/2015 3:31:35 PM EDT
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Win
7/17/2015 3:34:58 PM EDT
[#26]
I think him + another guy cut my lawn every few weeks
7/17/2015 3:35:42 PM EDT
[#27]
hiding better then Osama
7/17/2015 3:42:27 PM EDT
[#28]
I think he took the chefs job at the whitehouse.
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