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Posted: 12/17/2009 7:17:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/18/2009 8:08:17 AM EDT by targettarget]
Video now up!

The audio sucks, what can I do?  I'm running technology from earlier this century.

Anderson Cooper TOTAL FAIL at basic geography

Link Posted: 12/17/2009 7:19:28 PM EDT
I'm sure it will be sent to the memory hole immediately... this never happened...
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 7:20:09 PM EDT
He was too busy staring at a guy's ass in history/geography during school.

Link Posted: 12/17/2009 7:20:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/17/2009 7:20:34 PM EDT by jarlragnar]
He looks like he's been told he's smarter than he is since he was a kid.
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 7:21:04 PM EDT
frantically searching for vid of this RFN.
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 7:21:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 7:25:48 PM EDT




Originally Posted By targettarget:

If anyone else saw this please back me up. I'm going to look for video right now.







Sorry.  AC360's entire audience consists of 1 Canadian........




Link Posted: 12/17/2009 7:26:20 PM EDT
And these are the people who say Palin is not qualified???
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 7:27:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By eodtech2000:
He was too busy staring at a guy's ass in history/geography during school.


I get the feeling that more time was spent by guy's staring at Anderson's ass. He's man-pretty.
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 7:30:01 PM EDT
hey that's my next door neighbor you're slamming.  be nice!
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 7:30:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/17/2009 7:30:39 PM EDT by flyfishnepa]



in for the vid

wolf blitzer was on celebrity jeopardy and finished with a negative score

who gets a negative score on celebrity jeopardy?
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 7:30:19 PM EDT




Originally Posted By ch1966:





Originally Posted By targettarget:

If anyone else saw this please back me up. I'm going to look for video right now.







Sorry. AC360's entire audience consists of 1 deaf and blind Canadian with flippers and 2 lazy eyes ........






Fixed.

Link Posted: 12/17/2009 7:34:27 PM EDT



Originally Posted By jarlragnar:


He looks like he's been told he's smarter than he is since he was a kid.


His mother is Gloria Vanderbilt. I'm sure he grew up with many nannies, maids and chauffeurs to tell him how great he is.




 
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 7:35:38 PM EDT



Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:
who gets a negative score on celebrity jeopardy?



Not negative, but epic








 
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 7:35:56 PM EDT




Originally Posted By Lon_Moer:





Originally Posted By jarlragnar:

He looks like he's been told he's smarter than he is since he was a kid.


His mother is Gloria Vanderbilt. I'm sure he grew up with many nannies, maids and chauffeurs to tell him how great he is.




Just as I suspected. What a sissy.

Link Posted: 12/17/2009 8:00:55 PM EDT





Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:






in for the vid





wolf blitzer was on celebrity jeopardy and finished with a negative score





who gets a negative score on celebrity jeopardy?





I had to go look that up. Hilarious!





 
 
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 8:01:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By KampusKop:
And these are the people who say Palin is not qualified???


LOL ogod point
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 8:03:02 PM EDT
As a Hoosier, FUCK YOU ANDERSON COOPER!
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 8:04:25 PM EDT
My god I just did a quick geography test and I nailed it 100%





Can I have his damn job. might get to see me punch out Olberman

Link Posted: 12/17/2009 8:06:02 PM EDT
Yep, I randomly caught that too––- I was embarrassed for him.
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 8:07:06 PM EDT



Originally Posted By Peterson985:





Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:








in for the vid



wolf blitzer was on celebrity jeopardy and finished with a negative score



who gets a negative score on celebrity jeopardy?



I had to go look that up. Hilarious!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD5lbUwpbC8

   


Profound fail.



 
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 8:08:38 PM EDT



Originally Posted By rcoers:


As a Hoosier, FUCK YOU ANDERSON COOPER!


Careful, he might take you up on that offer.


 
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 8:32:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By postpostban:

Originally Posted By rcoers:
As a Hoosier, FUCK YOU ANDERSON COOPER!

Careful, he might take you up on that offer.  


Now that's funny!
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 8:41:11 PM EDT
It comes as no surprise to me whatsoever that a member of the "east coast media elite" has no clue where Indiana is on a map.  To them, that's called "flyover country'.  The people down there, the ones that they look upon from their lofty perches 38,000 feet above, are not real to them at all.

But they want to run your life and they *WILL* choose your next president for you.

-Gator
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 8:57:24 PM EDT
He's been taking it in the ass too much... homo fucker!!
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 8:58:09 PM EDT





Originally Posted By targettarget:



I don't make a habit of watching AC360, but there is fuck all else on right now.





He has a bit on his show where they "test his knowledge" about current news events with his "magic screen".  So his co-anchor (I can't remember her name but she's kind of hot) starts the quiz and Anderson is supposed to answer correctly to show how easy this is.





Strike 1


The question was "What year did the Kyoto Accord" come to be.  The answers were: '87, '93 and '97.  '97 was the correct answer, he picked '93.  





Strike 2


Second Question was what state is "Notre Dame" located?  Correct answer, Indiana.  He didn't know that either.





STRIKE 3 - OMFG


Third question was FIND INDIANA ON THIS MAP.  ANDERSON COOPER COULD NOT LOCATE THE STATE OF INDIANA ON A MAP, FOR FUCK SAKES.  








I LIVE IN CANADA AND I KNOW WHERE INDI-FUCKING-ANA IS.






Now here's the best part.  At the end of this little exercise of how bad Anderson Cooper SUCKS, the quiz finishes and a virtual Anderson comes up on the screen and says: "You should really watch more AC360 to improve your score".








out of















If anyone else saw this please back me up.  I'm going to look for video right now.








What a fucking dumbass. Even I know where Indiana is.







<––––––––––- Fuck you, Anderson. (Ironically there's a city near me named Anderson. Fuck it too.)




 
 
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 9:02:07 PM EDT
Bad title, not one skid mark
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 9:16:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:



in for the vid

wolf blitzer was on celebrity jeopardy and finished with a negative score

who gets a negative score on celebrity jeopardy?


Sean Connery.
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 9:24:33 PM EDT
I'll take  the rapist for $500 Alex.
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 9:28:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/17/2009 9:29:43 PM EDT by ProGunFemme]
I'm sure he doesn't consider Indiana a "real" state... I'd bet it's just one of those insignificant hick states in his mind.

(no offense, guys, esp. seeing as I'm from a hick state, too )
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 9:41:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ProGunFemme:
I'm sure he doesn't consider Indiana a "real" state... I'd bet it's just one of those insignificant hick states in his mind.

(no offense, guys, esp. seeing as I'm from a hick state, too )


Did somebody holler?  

Link Posted: 12/17/2009 9:49:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LawyersGunsMoney:
I'll take  the rapist for $500 Alex.



Link Posted: 12/17/2009 9:51:53 PM EDT
I thought we traded Indiana for Puerto Rico?
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 10:02:08 PM EDT



Originally Posted By lostnswv:



Originally Posted By LawyersGunsMoney:

I'll take  the rapist for $500 Alex.










How about "the penis mightier"








 
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 10:02:54 PM EDT




Originally Posted By tr_1127:





Originally Posted By targettarget:

I don't make a habit of watching AC360, but there is fuck all else on right now.



He has a bit on his show where they "test his knowledge" about current news events with his "magic screen". So his co-anchor (I can't remember her name but she's kind of hot) starts the quiz and Anderson is supposed to answer correctly to show how easy this is.



Strike 1

The question was "What year did the Kyoto Accord" come to be. The answers were: '87, '93 and '97. '97 was the correct answer, he picked '93.



Strike 2

Second Question was what state is "Notre Dame" located? Correct answer, Indiana. He didn't know that either.



STRIKE 3 - OMFG

Third question was FIND INDIANA ON THIS MAP. ANDERSON COOPER COULD NOT LOCATE THE STATE OF INDIANA ON A MAP, FOR FUCK SAKES.





I LIVE IN CANADA AND I KNOW WHERE INDI-FUCKING-ANA IS.




Now here's the best part. At the end of this little exercise of how bad Anderson Cooper SUCKS, the quiz finishes and a virtual Anderson comes up on the screen and says: "You should really watch more AC360 to improve your score".








out of








If anyone else saw this please back me up. I'm going to look for video right now.





What a fucking dumbass. Even I know where Indiana is.




<––––––––––- Fuck you, Anderson. (Ironically there's a city near me named Anderson. Fuck it too.)



Yeah, I live there... it's about as much FAIL as AC360.

Link Posted: 12/17/2009 10:09:22 PM EDT
I have a video of said incident and will post tomorrow morning.

I have to convert from Quick Time to .WMV and I'm in position 47 right now, so it's going to take awhile and I'm going to bed.

Link Posted: 12/17/2009 10:13:30 PM EDT



Originally Posted By the_great_snag:


I'm sure it will be sent to the memory hole immediately... this never happened...


to quote your avatar:



I KNOW NUHSING!



 
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 10:14:31 PM EDT




Originally Posted By targettarget:

I have a video of said incident and will post tomorrow morning.



I have to convert from Quick Time to .WMV and I'm in position 47 right now, so it's going to take awhile and I'm going to bed.







tag
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 10:17:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Keith_J:

Originally Posted By lostnswv:
Originally Posted By LawyersGunsMoney:
I'll take  the rapist for $500 Alex.




How about "the penis mightier"


 


Whoa, wait, are you selling penis mightiers?
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 10:21:59 PM EDT
Tag!
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 10:25:58 PM EDT
He could find the male prostate easier than finding Indiana.
Link Posted: 12/17/2009 10:26:07 PM EDT
I remember a survey of new yorkers asking what year 9/11 happened.  The same survey was then done in some Canadian city. Guess who won.





Americans tend to be stupid as fucking rocks. Hence the downward sprial of the greatest nation on earth.
Link Posted: 12/18/2009 6:02:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By targettarget:
I have a video of said incident and will post tomorrow morning.

I have to convert from Quick Time to .WMV and I'm in position 47 right now, so it's going to take awhile and I'm going to bed.



Cool, how about uploading it to Youtube for wider distribution?
Link Posted: 12/18/2009 6:05:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By targettarget:

Strike 1
The question was "What year did the Kyoto Accord" come to be.  The answers were: '87, '93 and '97.  '97 was the correct answer, he picked '93.  


To be fair on this one, he was going to choose the right answer but he sucks with pointing at something and dragging it to the right spot.

After he failed such a simple task I changed the channel, so I don't know about the others.
Link Posted: 12/18/2009 6:07:24 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:
hey that's my next door neighbor you're slamming.  be nice!


Seriously? You should have a word with your neighbor about accuracy in gun-related reporting.
Link Posted: 12/18/2009 6:08:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By eodtech2000:
He was too busy staring at a guy's ass in history/geography during school.



This.  
Link Posted: 12/18/2009 6:09:15 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Greenhorn:
Originally Posted By Keith_J:

Originally Posted By lostnswv:
Originally Posted By LawyersGunsMoney:
I'll take  the rapist for $500 Alex.




How about "the penis mightier"


 


Whoa, wait, are you selling penis mightiers?


You're sitting on a GOLD MINE, man!
Link Posted: 12/18/2009 6:09:52 AM EDT
It's Bush's fault.
Link Posted: 12/18/2009 6:09:57 AM EDT
It's flyover country, general area is close enough.
Link Posted: 12/18/2009 6:10:20 AM EDT
LoL.
Link Posted: 12/18/2009 6:12:13 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Hillbilly69:
Originally Posted By ProGunFemme:
I'm sure he doesn't consider Indiana a "real" state... I'd bet it's just one of those insignificant hick states in his mind.

(no offense, guys, esp. seeing as I'm from a hick state, too )


Did somebody holler?  



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