I used to mow lawns with my uncle in Florida when I was 14... he got the riding mower, I got the push mower. We were doing this condo on the beach one summer day and I got to do the two huge strips of grass on the sides of the condo's pool. It was 95 degrees out and someone had set up a slip-n-slide, the kind that you filled one end up with water so it had a kind of pool at the end, but no one was using it.
So as I'm mowing I notice some hotties at the pool and I'm enjoying the view as I work, no big deal, right? Then one of them gets out of the water as my circuit takes me near the pool fence, she trots over and asks me "Hey, what's your name?". Of course I had to be cool about it, so I spin the mower around to go back the other way, but I keep my head turned back at her ( not looking at the path I'm following ) and say "Who wants to know?"
Just as the word 'know' leaves my mouth, I hear this awful 'THHHHBZZZBBBZWHOPWHOPWHOPWHOP' sound... I turn to see blue plastic flying all over the place and water shooting out the mower chute. I had run dead into the full end of the slip-n-slide.
Needless to say I was a bit embarrassed. [:I]
I bet I made more of an impression on that girl than most of the men in her life! [BD]