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Posted: 8/15/2005 12:13:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2005 12:14:14 PM EDT by vito113]
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 12:17:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 12:33:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:
That's precisely why I prefer to drink pure wood grain alcohols.

Womenz can sense my...essence...and try to take it from me.

Eric The(PeaceOnEarth)Hun



What's wood grain alcohol? Methanol? Go blind much?
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 12:37:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 12:41:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2005 12:48:49 PM EDT by freemanesq]

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:
That's precisely why I prefer to drink pure wood grain alcohols.

Womenz can sense my...essence...and try to take it from me.

Eric The(PeaceOnEarth)Hun



POE/OPE

Everytime I go to the range, I take a dollar in quarters for the coke machine. Each time I drop that change in my pocket I hear Colonel "Bat" Guano: "You think I go into combat with loose change in my pocket?"

R.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 12:46:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 5:32:09 PM EDT
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 5:40:49 PM EDT
Survival kit contents check.

In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.



One of the most absolutely timeless classic films ever made.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 5:49:00 PM EDT

Goldie, how many times have I told you guys that I don't want no horsing around on the airplane?


Link Posted: 8/15/2005 6:02:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By psychotr:

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:
That's precisely why I prefer to drink pure wood grain alcohols.

Womenz can sense my...essence...and try to take it from me.

Eric The(PeaceOnEarth)Hun



What's wood grain alcohol? Methanol? Go blind much?



I think the line was "pure grain alcohol", which would be okay to drink.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 6:17:01 PM EDT
Mandrake: "Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there."

"Bat" Guano: "That's private property."

Mandrake: "Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!"

"Bat" Guano: "Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?"

Mandrake: "What?"

"Bat" Guano: "You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company."
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