Consider this snippet:
[b]Which is a completely ridiculous thing to do, since no one wants to break into anyone's house. And if someone does break into your house by accident, well, don’t they have the right to strike a blow against the relentless privatization of the clouds? You can just imagine the conversation at the pawnshop:
"Say, that’s a right nice motorbike. Tike it from a rich man’s gahrage to protest extension of private property to the moon, did ye?"
"Roit you ahr, mite. This’ll tyche th’ bahsteds t’ even consider sendin’ surveyors t’ the spoon-and-jars."
"Sorry, the what?"
"The loon an’ bars, mite. The tune an’ cars."
"What th’ ell are you on about, then?"
"The MOON AND STARS! I’S FOOKIN RHYMING SLANG, AWRITE? JAYSUS!"[/b]
Heh-heh-heh, that's precisely how they sound!
Eric The(Amused)Hun[>]:)]