Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to
consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently
reaching into the realm of the future, she finds the answer.

"You will die on an American holiday."

"Which one?" Osama bin Laden asks nervously.

"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it will be an
American holiday!"


Or, how about this one?



Saddam Hussein had a dream and called President George W. Bush to tell him
about it.

"I had a dream about the United States. I could see the whole country and
over every building and home was a banner," said Saddam.

"What was on the banners?" asked Bush.

"LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN!!" answered the Iraqi President.

"I am so glad that you called," said President Bush, "because I, too, had a
dream. In my dream, I saw Baghdad and it was more beautiful than ever,
totally rebuilt, and over every building and home was a big, beautiful
banner."

"What did the banners say?" asked Saddam.

"I don't know," answered Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."