Posted: 4/15/2015 12:58:16 PM EDT
| Has anyone heard that Amazon received $20M from the Gov't to set up a cloud for all purchases that gives several agencies direct access for any searches they desire to perform? |
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Oh FUCK! Now the gov'ment will know I bought a hard drive, a set of bed sheets, and a waterdish for my cats! ETA: the hard drive was for me. the waterdish was specifically for the cats and the sheets were for the cats by default. The hard drive you bought was actually sent to them before it shipped to you. They installed their own custom code on it, and implanted a bug and tracking device. Then, it was shipped to you for installation in your computer. I don't think the water dish or the sheets were compromised...wait...the sheets probably have micro cameras installed. They are watching you have sexy time with Mrs. Devilskwerl... |
