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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:39:16 PM EDT
As many of you know, I work at GM painting cars. Well, I work with a guy that I do not get along with very well. He works on a separate shift and is constantly leaving without filling supplies and always leaves me with the junk cars to paint. Also, he thinks he is the best painter around and his ego is so huge that it could fill Michael Moore's stomach. The guy is a real douche.

Well, today he just happened to leave out his paint respirator. Being a person of opportunity, I decided that this would make a great time for a prank. So, I took the respirator in one hand, and the other hand I chose my index finger and jammed it deep into my ass. I dug around for a few seconds until I was sure I had some good ass juice on it. I then wiped the pungent ass juice into the respirator. To be sure I got it good, I repeated the last few steps. I then gave the mask a quick sniff to be sure it was good and I almost threw up. So, it should be loaded and ready. Before the end of the shift, I will be sure to check it again and reload if necessary. There is something extremely gratifying knowing that some one you don't like will be forced into smelling your ass.

So, am I an asshole, or an evil genius?
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:39:57 PM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:40:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2008 12:40:30 PM EDT by Tekka]
Thats just nasty and wrong man... How old are you?
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:41:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ridge_Runner_5:
IBTL


Why?
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:41:32 PM EDT
Dude............
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:41:50 PM EDT
So you enjoy having your finger up your ass?
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:42:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tekka:
Thats just nasty and wrong man... How old are you?


Old enough to know better, but young enough to not care.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:43:41 PM EDT
I'm sticking with Toyotas.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:43:53 PM EDT
Note to self: Never buy GM.

Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:44:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By shop_rat45:

Originally Posted By Tekka:
Thats just nasty and wrong man... How old are you?


Old enough to know better, but young enough to not care.


I'm against what you did, but I find your response acceptable.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:44:14 PM EDT
That's gotta be the gayest prank I've ever heard of.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:44:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:44:21 PM EDT
No wonder GM is going broke, you are posting on the internet instead of painting cars and have your finger stuck in your ass
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:44:21 PM EDT
IBTL

IBTF
In before the firing

IBTOPGTJ
In before the OP goes to jail

Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:44:50 PM EDT
You ought to get fired.  Don't work for a union and then complain about poor quality workers.  You knew the score before you joined.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:45:05 PM EDT
lol, nice work.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:45:12 PM EDT
Why would you post anything about sticking your finger in your ass on the internet?  
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:45:24 PM EDT
I'd whip your ass if you did that to me. Seriously.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:45:29 PM EDT
i could not bring myself to actually penetrate my own asshole.


kudos
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:45:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By shop_rat45:
I chose my index finger and jammed it deep into my ass.

I repeated



I've heard all I need to.

PS - if he reads this - your fired, sued, and blacklisted.  Not smart - which means you're childish and immature.

Stick to pranks like supergluing things down, and not with your ass.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:46:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tekka:
Thats just nasty and wrong man... How old are you?


+1
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:46:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By xdoctor:
lol, nice work.


Glad some one can appreciate a good prank.


Some of you guys act like you've never pulled a good prank.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:46:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2008 12:48:44 PM EDT by Itchy]
Your the same guy that is up to his ass in debt aren't you. Seriously man, how old are you?
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:46:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By packinheavy:
Why would you post anything about sticking your finger in your ass on the internet?  


+1
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:47:39 PM EDT
omg that was fucking awful, UPDATE US ON WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE PUTS IT ON!
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:47:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By packinheavy:
Why would you post anything about sticking your finger in your ass on the internet?  


At least it wasn't a shotgun shell.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:47:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By shop_rat45:

Originally Posted By xdoctor:
lol, nice work.


Glad some one can appreciate a good prank.


Some of you guys act like you've never pulled a good prank.


Not one involving sticking my finger up my ass and then posting about it on the net.

It speaks volumes about you that you don't see the problem.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:47:53 PM EDT
Would this be considered hazing?
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:47:56 PM EDT
This is why GM build quality is shit compared to imports. Whens the last time you heard of a Japanese line worker with his finger up his ass?
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:48:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By shop_rat45:

Originally Posted By xdoctor:
lol, nice work.


Glad some one can appreciate a good prank.


Some of you guys act like you've never pulled a good prank.


Some of us here don't like things penetrating the sanctity of our assholes.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:48:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ponyboy:
I'd whip your ass if you did that to me. Seriously.
+1 I would be expecting a serious beating if I were you.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:48:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By shop_rat45:
As many of you know, I work at GM painting cars. Well, I work with a guy that I do not get along with very well. He works on a separate shift and is constantly leaving without filling supplies and always leaves me with the junk cars to paint. Also, he thinks he is the best painter around and his ego is so huge that it could fill Michael Moore's stomach. The guy is a real douche.

Well, today he just happened to leave out his paint respirator. Being a person of opportunity, I decided that this would make a great time for a prank. So, I took the respirator in one hand, and the other hand I chose my index finger and jammed it deep into my ass. I dug around for a few seconds until I was sure I had some good ass juice on it. I then wiped the pungent ass juice into the respirator. To be sure I got it good, I repeated the last few steps. I then gave the mask a quick sniff to be sure it was good and I almost threw up. So, it should be loaded and ready. Before the end of the shift, I will be sure to check it again and reload if necessary. There is something extremely gratifying knowing that some one you don't like will be forced into smelling your ass.

So, am I an asshole, or an evil genius?


Quoted so I can give it to your workmates lawyer.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:48:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By shop_rat45:

Originally Posted By xdoctor:
lol, nice work.


Glad some one can appreciate a good prank.


Some of you guys act like you've never pulled a good prank.


I don't do anything that could get me fired, be considered a form of assault, or could get somebody sick.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:48:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By shop_rat45:

Originally Posted By packinheavy:
Why would you post anything about sticking your finger in your ass on the internet?  


At least it wasn't a shotgun shell.


This thread may get just as interesting.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:49:01 PM EDT
I think that crosses common decency.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:49:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By hyl3ridtheory:

Originally Posted By packinheavy:
Why would you post anything about sticking your finger in your ass on the internet?  


+1


Yes, this!!!    +100000000000000000000000000000000000
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:49:41 PM EDT
FIRED!
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:50:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:50:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2008 12:51:47 PM EDT by Itchy]
I hope you were blocking any hidden security camera's when you did it.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:51:28 PM EDT
 I like a good prank but have a hard time making the leap from "I am going to prank this asshole" to giving myself a series of  prostate exams and then posting it on the net.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:51:44 PM EDT
Admit it, you were really just looking for an excuse to finger fuck your own asshole.


Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:51:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SexualChocolate:
This is why GM build quality is shit compared to imports. Whens the last time you heard of a Japanese line worker with his finger up his ass?
Yeah, a Japanese would never do anything perverted involving poo.

Meanwhile, over on /d/...
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:52:00 PM EDT
Now we know the type of person who runs up $50K in credit card debt and is upside-down in his mortgage.
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=752940
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:52:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2008 12:56:30 PM EDT by hoodonit00]
If I had the means(hint, hint site staff) I would report your ass to GM corporate. You don't fuck with someone elses equpment.




ETA. Another thread that probably didn't go the way the OP intended. I guess you thought everyone would post how awesome you are.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:53:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By shop_rat45:

Originally Posted By xdoctor:
lol, nice work.


Glad some one can appreciate a good prank.


Some of you guys act like you've never pulled a good prank.



heh I wouldn't have used my ass juice personally....
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:53:42 PM EDT
Tampering with safety equipment.  Fail.

Shane
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:54:14 PM EDT
You fingered yourself to get revenge.


I see.


Kinda funny though,
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:55:41 PM EDT
Being the victim of a work related accident would be very fitting to you.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:55:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sturmgewehr-58:
Now we know the type of person who runs up $50K in credit card debt and is upside-down in his mortgage.
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=752940


Lets all start calling it the Ass Finger personality type....
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:56:54 PM EDT
Congratulations, you've escalated the situation from dislike to war.  Putting shit on something that fits against someone's face and mouth requires a stern response, in other words, pain, and copious quantities of it.  When this comes back and bites your ass, don't bitch about it.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:59:27 PM EDT
Did you tickle your prostate while you were up there?

Did it give you a boner?

Is this a common practice for you?

Is there a biohazard risk here?

It still made me LOL, but part of me is LOL'ing at you, not with you.
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