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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:39:16 PM EDT
As many of you know, I work at GM painting cars. Well, I work with a guy that I do not get along with very well. He works on a separate shift and is constantly leaving without filling supplies and always leaves me with the junk cars to paint. Also, he thinks he is the best painter around and his ego is so huge that it could fill Michael Moore's stomach. The guy is a real douche.
Well, today he just happened to leave out his paint respirator. Being a person of opportunity, I decided that this would make a great time for a prank. So, I took the respirator in one hand, and the other hand I chose my index finger and jammed it deep into my ass. I dug around for a few seconds until I was sure I had some good ass juice on it. I then wiped the pungent ass juice into the respirator. To be sure I got it good, I repeated the last few steps. I then gave the mask a quick sniff to be sure it was good and I almost threw up. So, it should be loaded and ready. Before the end of the shift, I will be sure to check it again and reload if necessary. There is something extremely gratifying knowing that some one you don't like will be forced into smelling your ass.   So, am I an asshole, or an evil genius? 
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:39:57 PM EDT
[#1]
IBTL
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:40:18 PM EDT
[#2]
Thats just nasty and wrong man...
 How old are you?
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:41:30 PM EDT
[#3]
Why? |
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:41:32 PM EDT
[#4]
Dude............
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:41:50 PM EDT
[#5]
So you enjoy having your finger up your ass?
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:42:02 PM EDT
[#6]
Old enough to know better, but young enough to not care.
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:43:41 PM EDT
[#7]
I'm sticking with Toyotas.
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:43:53 PM EDT
[#8]
Note to self: Never buy GM.
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:44:02 PM EDT
[#9]
I'm against what you did, but I find your response acceptable.
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:44:14 PM EDT
[#10]
That's gotta be the gayest prank I've ever heard of.
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:44:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:44:21 PM EDT
[#12]
No wonder GM is going broke, you are posting on the internet instead of painting cars and have your finger stuck in your ass
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:44:21 PM EDT
[#13]
IBTL
IBTF In before the firing IBTOPGTJ In before the OP goes to jail |
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:44:50 PM EDT
[#14]
You ought to get fired. Don't work for a union and then complain about poor quality workers. You knew the score before you joined.
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:45:05 PM EDT
[#15]
lol, nice work.
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:45:12 PM EDT
[#16]
Why would you post anything about sticking your finger in your ass on the internet?
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:45:24 PM EDT
[#17]
I'd whip your ass if you did that to me. Seriously.
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:45:29 PM EDT
[#18]
i could not bring myself to actually penetrate my own asshole.
kudos |
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:45:42 PM EDT
[#19]
I've heard all I need to. PS - if he reads this - your fired, sued, and blacklisted. Not smart - which means you're childish and immature. Stick to pranks like supergluing things down, and not with your ass. |
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:46:00 PM EDT
[#20]
+1 |
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:46:23 PM EDT
[#21]
Glad some one can appreciate a good prank. Some of you guys act like you've never pulled a good prank.
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:46:44 PM EDT
[#22]
Your the same guy that is up to his ass in debt aren't you. Seriously man, how old are you?
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:46:50 PM EDT
[#23]
+1 |
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:47:39 PM EDT
[#24]
omg that was fucking awful, UPDATE US ON WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE PUTS IT ON!
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:47:51 PM EDT
[#25]
At least it wasn't a shotgun shell. 
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:47:53 PM EDT
[#26]
Not one involving sticking my finger up my ass and then posting about it on the net. It speaks volumes about you that you don't see the problem. |
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:47:53 PM EDT
[#27]
Would this be considered hazing?
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:47:56 PM EDT
[#28]
This is why GM build quality is shit compared to imports. Whens the last time you heard of a Japanese line worker with his finger up his ass?
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:48:01 PM EDT
[#29]
Some of us here don't like things penetrating the sanctity of our assholes. |
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:48:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:48:14 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted so I can give it to your workmates lawyer. |
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:48:50 PM EDT
[#32]
I don't do anything that could get me fired, be considered a form of assault, or could get somebody sick.
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:48:50 PM EDT
[#33]
This thread may get just as interesting. |
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:49:01 PM EDT
[#34]
I think that crosses common decency.
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:49:38 PM EDT
[#35]
Yes, this!!! +100000000000000000000000000000000000
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:49:41 PM EDT
[#36]
FIRED!
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:50:15 PM EDT
[#37]
You're a sick man.
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:50:29 PM EDT
[#38]
I hope you were blocking any hidden security camera's when you did it.
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:51:28 PM EDT
[#39]
I like a good prank but have a hard time making the leap from "I am going to prank this asshole" to giving myself a series of prostate exams and then posting it on the net.
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:51:44 PM EDT
[#40]
Admit it, you were really just looking for an excuse to finger fuck your own asshole.
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:51:56 PM EDT
[#41]
Meanwhile, over on /d/... |
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:52:00 PM EDT
[#42]
Now we know the type of person who runs up $50K in credit card debt and is upside-down in his mortgage.
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=752940 |
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:52:47 PM EDT
[#43]
If I had the means(hint, hint site staff) I would report your ass to GM corporate. You don't fuck with someone elses equpment.
ETA. Another thread that probably didn't go the way the OP intended. I guess you thought everyone would post how awesome you are. |
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:53:40 PM EDT
[#44]
heh I wouldn't have used my ass juice personally.... |
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:53:42 PM EDT
[#45]
Tampering with safety equipment. Fail.
Shane |
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:54:14 PM EDT
[#46]
You fingered yourself to get revenge.
I see. Kinda funny though, 
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:55:41 PM EDT
[#47]
Being the victim of a work related accident would be very fitting to you.
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:55:48 PM EDT
[#48]
Lets all start calling it the Ass Finger personality type....
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:56:54 PM EDT
[#49]
Congratulations, you've escalated the situation from dislike to war. Putting shit on something that fits against someone's face and mouth requires a stern response, in other words, pain, and copious quantities of it. When this comes back and bites your ass, don't bitch about it.
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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:59:27 PM EDT
[#50]
Did you tickle your prostate while you were up there?
Did it give you a boner? Is this a common practice for you? Is there a biohazard risk here? It still made me LOL, but part of me is LOL'ing at you, not with you. |
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